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Della & I (combined age then 120) heading off from Freney Lagoon on the second day of our walk across Tasmania in 2011. We took seven days. Between us we were carrying @ 20 kilos & enough food (& booze!) for 10 days. These zpacks ‘Blast’ packs are 52 litres including pockets and weigh around 300 grams. Today we would be carrying several kilos LESS.

All about light weight, ultra light hiking, backpacking, bushwalking, hunting, tracks, trails, adventures, gear, reviews…

I have been hiking/hunting now for over sixty years, a little more slowly than I once did, walking in the Victorian Alps & elsewhere often in winter and in all weathers. I have camped out a lot, more than two years of my life in toto. I have seen the failure of just about every type of gear, and experienced most disasters which can befall you in the wilderness, and survived. So, if you dream of doing a bit of camping/hiking, maybe I can offer some useful advice?

This is a ‘work in progress’. I will be adding to it on a regular basis adding new photos, adventures, product/ideas, suggestions, etc. You should also look at HIKING ADVICE also a section of gear advice for my son written in 2011 WORLD TRAVEL KIT FOR SON. You can also see my older posts above, eg Hiking 2017. Hope you find something interesting.

PS: UPPER YARRA TRACK: I have recently created this site The Upper Yarra Walking Track Australia’s oldest (& best), an approx. 10-14 day walk with numerous resupply points, plentiful water and camping spots now extending from Moe railway Station @ 150 kilometres up the Latrobe, Tyers & Thomson River valleys, via Yallourn North, Erica & Walhalla, across the Baw Baw Plateau, along the Upper Thomson River, past the Yarra Falls & Mt Horsefall, along the Little Ada, Ada and Yarra valleys via Warburton to Lilydale Railway Station. Now, complete with Track Instructions

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31/12/2019: Cheap Down: These folks have ultra-cheap down sleeping bags, pants, jackets, socks etc on Aliexpress for unbeatable prices. What’s not to like about an 800 fill power ultradry down jacket for US$76.76 (Jan 2019) including delivery, or down pants for US46.41, socks for US$16.24, balaclavas for US$24.85 or  480 grams +5C sleeping bags for US 75.88! Certainly worth a look – they seem to have plenty of positive reviews.

If you needed a bit more warmth you could easily add some more yourself, as we did here: Adding Down to a Sleeping Bag

You can buy the down quite cheaply from eg Aliexpress Just be sure to buy eg 800 ‘fill power’ down. The fill power means eg the amount 1 ounce of down will expand to fill  (in this case 800 cubic inches). So around four ounces (or around $20 worth of such down added to a bag will make it OK to say -10C. $100 is pretty cheap for a sub zero bag which weighs around 600 grams.Think about partnering it with one of these cheap backpacks and some other budget items

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See Also:

Aegismax

Budget Pack Mods

Ultralight hiking on a Budget

30/12/2019: Thomson River Canoe Trip: This video had somehow disappeared from my page so I have resurrected it. Somehow I managed to video most of the trip with my late friend Steve Cleaver with a non-waterproof very old video camera. There is no editing. It is all just as I filmed and narrated it. Nonetheless I think you will enjoy it – and it will give you a good idea of what to look forward to on this wonderful river – including fresh trout for dinner! Cheers, Steve. NB. This section: Bruntons Bridge to Cowwarr Weir is a two day trip. I guess I must have canoed this river a few dozen times – how privileged am I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ntrDS5GNE&feature=emb_title

PS: Summer this year (2019) there is not much water anywhere in Gippsland (and of course fires everywhere) but there is still enough to enjoy a trip down the Thomson. You can have an enjoyable journey from about .2 metres on the Coopers Creek gauge though you might have to get out at a few pebble races. Looks more like .3 on the video.

Also there is water in the Latrobe eg from Thoms Bridge (Yallourn North-Morwell Rd Rd) down to Sale (swing bridge) is approx five days of delightful flat water paddling (take a water filter; this section of the river is muddy).

The last section (shown below) from Kilmany South (two days) is arguably the most scenic: the river is bounded by a strip of magnificent riverine gums  on both sides, though there are some quite large sections of forest too. Bird life is particularly varied and plentiful. There are vast numbers of perfect camping spots along the river.

The section from Noojee down to Willow Grove is probably the best but will need some clearing. Get cracking. Also the Tanjil is worth considering (eg from Costins or Rowley’s Hill Rd down to Blue Rock).

See:

Long and Lazy River

Tanjil River

PS: The cover photo is of Steve coming down one of the Thomson’s better rapids (The Chute – which can be inspected from the T1 track 4WD only) the same year (2006) but on a different trip (when we put in from the end of the T9 track (off Stoney Creek Rd) for a day trip. (NB Road ‘officially’ closed but it could be re-opened by determined canoeists. I did it last time – now your turn).

I have improved the photo as much as I can. Alas that I can never take it again, Steve has been gone now for ten whole years. Seems unbelievable: The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.’ Omar Khayyám

See Also:

Canoeing the Thomson River

Only the Moon and Me

How Green Was My River

29/01/2019: The Arch – Update: Della: ‘The new archway is beginning to settle in and look much less stark with the lower plantings taking off now and the roses starting to climb the uprights. What a difference a few months make in the garden (especially when spring and summer are also involved!) Thanks Steve Jones for the structural work and for laying those tedious pavers: Every glance out the front door now makes me smile!’

Xmas 2019:

August 2019:

See Also: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/08/31/the-arch/

29/12/2019: Marvelous Mitchell Day 3: What a wonderful ruin - like something from Ozymandias. Construction of this weir at the junction of the Mitchell and Stoney creek commenced in 1881 but the weir was destroyed by floods in 1893 soon after completion and has never been repaired. Two other attempts to dam the river at Billy Goat Bend and Tabberabbera both came to nothing so that the river remains the last great 'free' river in Victoria. In winter it is common for enough water to be flowing down it to fill one of Melbourne's large catchment dams in a single day, so that a weir like this much higher up such as the one at Swinglers on the Thomson would guarantee Melbourne fresh water for a long while to come. Mind you I am not sorry that it runs free. Dams in Tasmania already built could just as easily supply Melbourne via a pipeline across Bass Strait.

 

I'm afraid I just kept snapping away at it.

And camped right in the shelter of it overlooking a swallow-filled billabong.

Here the jungle seeks to reclaim it like Angkor Wat.

This Banyalla is growing right out of the wall.

And these two seem to have it surrounded.

You can walk right out along the top.

What a huge pool it still is above the weir. it would have provided very good water for the Lindenow Flats.

The Stoney Creek on the left of the photo was clearly used as a diversion while they built the weir.

The stones from the weir lie scattered below it making a very complex rapid.

My camp is quite dwarfed by the weir.

It was lovely to wake in the morning to this enchanting view.

The weir's stones have been worn quite smooth by a century of rushing water.

Next to last view.

A dragon watches me pass.

The very last viwe of the weir as I head downriver on mostly flat water.

Two dragons.

But there are still a few difficult rapids.

But only 1-2 spots to camp below the weir.

One of the last siltstne cliffs is riddled with caves.

These look as if they contain ancient rock art.

But it is an optical illusion. They would have long since washed away.

A beautiful noxious weed?

The first glimpse of 'civilisation'.

But still a couple of tricky rock gardens.

The reed beds quiver.

At last the 'Final Fling' rapid.

A dead stag had fetched up here. Despite his being more than somewhat overpowering I could not pass up the chance of a trophy without even a gun!

You can walk around this rapid on the right hand side - recomended.

Ony a bit over half an hour to go mainly on flat water.

And real willows hove in sight. What a delight they are!

On the car/bike shuttle I chanced upon a family of emus.

It was a truly delightful three day trip. Younger folk could probably do it more quickly particularly in higher water levels - but what's the hurry. Unfortunately the summer has turned hot and dry and there is now not enough water to follow in my footsteps but put it on your bucket list for when the autumn break comes along - or you might chance to Catch the Wave if it rains higher up the catchment over the summer.

River Heights: Glenaladale Weir: Began Trip  .65 ended .66; Waterford: 1.63-1.57; Crooked River: 1.31 - 1,26. These figures probably give you some idea about the comparability of the three gauges. Adventure Pro claimed the river was canoeable from .6 on the Glenaladale Gauge. This is probably about right - for packrafts anyway, but you would expect portages across many rapids. I know I just managed a few and portaged 2.3 at nearly 2" more water than that. That being said this section of the river is characterised my very many long still deep  so you might enjoy the experience even when river heights are low - as they are at the moment.sections where you might have to paddle against a headwind. It would be much more enjoyable with a couple more inches of water eg .8 on the Glenaladale Gauge.

Times:

Angusvale Camp Ground to Jorgensens 4 hours

Jorgensens to Amphithesatre Rapid 3 hours

Amphitheatre to Den of Nargen 2 hours

Den of Nargen to Glenaladale Weir 2 hours

Glenaladale Weir to Final Fling 2hours

Final Fling to Glenaladale Bridge 3/4 hour.

Portages approx 1/2 hour.

Campsites: are not wonderfully numerous on this section of the river., though they are to be found. There are hardly any between the Amphitheatre rapid and the Den of Nargen for example, though there does appear to be a bench a chain up from the river on the true right bank which might provide some good spots. There are also not many spots after the Glenaladale Weir, but there are some. Mostly folks have been camping on the lovely sandbars along the way and at the confluences of major creeks. There are shadier spots a little further away from the river which you really need to look out for (look for the benches I mentioned earlier). There is a delightful spot on the true left bank just above the Roaring Mag Creek, for example.

The Glenaladale Weir camping spot is a delight. I camped there and above and opposite Jorgensens. The trip took me 14 hours on the water, so it would have become fairly tedious if done over only two days. You would have to make an early start and a late finish at very least. If you are packrafting you can get out at the Den of Nargen and walk up to the Caravan Park.. Doing so would cut nearly five hours off the trip making it much more suitable for an overnight trip. Of course with more water (and fewer years of age) it might be done much more quickly. You should allow some leeway so that you can perhaps wait an hour or more for a suitable camp to show up.

See Also:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-remote-wonnangatta/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/remote-wonnangatta-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnagatta-spring-day-three/

Section 1: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-kingwell-bridge-to-black-snake-creek/

Section 2: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-black-snake-to-hut-creek/

Section 3: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-hut-creek-to-waterford-bridge/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoe-wonnangatta/

For River Heights: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoeing-the-wonnangatta-catching-the-wave/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-wonnangatta-mitchell/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/dawn-surprise-rapid-wonnangatta-river-australia-day-2017/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-one/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-three/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/canoe-wonnangatta-the-movie/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/12/23/marvelous-mitchell-river-day-1/

28/12/2019: Marvelous Mitchell Day 2: I spent a wonderfully restful night under the huge walnut tree lulled to sleep by the noise of the river rolling past - and surrounded by deer! The walnuts are a great magnet to them. They clearly check them daily to see whether a leaf or a nut has been discarded for their delectation. I notice that on the map this few acres has a National Park boundary around it on the map so that it may be a remnant of private property for all I know. What a weekend retreat!

Going...

Going...

Gone.

Such an enchanting river. I would be paddling for nearly eight hours today. Quite a big day for me.

There are some big carp in the Mitchell, and I'm sure more desirable fish too.

A relict brachychiton (kurrajong). They are a feature of the lower Wonnangatta/Mitchell though nearly a thousand km South of where they are much more common. A beautiful and very desirable tree.

I got out to take a look at a beautiful campsite just above the Roaring Mag creek on the true left bank. A lovely honeyeater joined me.

What a great camp in the midst of this tiny piece of temperate rainforest.

Cobbanah Creek on the true right bank would be a pleasant campsite so long as there were no flash-floods. On my map there is a small lake (or dam) about 200 metres long about 200 metres up the creek. I will check it out when Iwalk the Mitchell River Walking Track which parallels the river on the true right bank.

The rock faces at the entrance to the creek look almost as if they were man-made which they weren't.

What a beautiful limpid pool!

It goes on and on forever.

Unfortunately it means (as such things always do) that there is a major drop ahead. And here it is: the Amphitheatre rapid. It started way up there. I walked it - on the true left bank)

And it is still going on way down there.

And some more. It would be quite a thrill and/or dangerous iof there was a bit more water.

I put in again at the bottom.

Here is a look at the wonderful siltstone cliffs of the amphitheatre. There is a walking track to a lookout on the tops of them.The river becomes quite gorgey for a couple of km - and there are about 5 Grade 3 type rapids.

Like this one, but I just bumped on down it.

Another one.

Could be quite exciting in higher water.

Time for a lunch stop in a shady spot on the true right bank. It was quite easy to pick up a few bits and pieces of smashed canoe (centre)!

Another Grade 3 rapid.

Then just deep slow pools and pebble races till we get to Woolshed Creek and the Den of Nargun.

Some ducks enjoying the river too.

Woolshed Creek and the Den of Nargun. You can camp here or walk up the creek for car access if you want a shorter pack rafting trip. You need to keep a sharp lookout on the true right bank. There is a nasty drop right after it which you can portage on the right bank.

That was it up there.

What a treat to see these two little guys. It was a hot afternoon so there were lots of them out having a drink to cool off.

 

An interesting monolith.

What a spectacular rock-face.

Finally the ruins of the Glenaladale Weir loom into sight, like something out of Ancient Egypt. A fine spot for an overnight camp - and a but of an explore of an interesting piece of Gippsland's history.

What a wonderful place for swallows to nest: there were dozens of them wheeling and curving around the ends of this buttress.

I will have lots more photos tomorrow after I have spent the night relaxing and cooling down.

River Heights: Glenaladale Weir: Began Trip  .65 ended .66; Waterford: 1.63-1.57; Crooked River: 1.31 - 1,26. These figures probably give you some idea about the comparability of the three gauges. Adventure Pro claimed the river was canoeable from .6 on the Glenaladale Gauge. This is probably about right - for packrafts anyway, but you would expect portages across many rapids. I know I just managed a few and portaged 2.3 at nearly 2" more water than that. That being said this section of the river is characterised my very many long still deep  so you might enjoy the experience even when river heights are low - as they are at the moment.sections where you might have to paddle against a headwind. It would be much more enjoyable with a couple more inches of water eg .8 on the Glenaladale Gauge.

Times:

Angusvale Camp Ground to Jorgensens 4 hours

Jorgensens to Amphithesatre Rapid 3 hours

Amphitheatre to Den of Nargen 2 hours

Den of Nargen to Glenaladale Weir 2 hours

Glenaladale Weir to Final Fling 2hours

Final Fling to Glenaladale Bridge 3/4 hour.

Portages approx 1/2 hour.

Campsites: are not wonderfully numerous on this section of the river., though they are to be found. There are hardly any between the Amphitheatre rapid and the Den of Nargen for example, though there does appear to be a bench a chain up from the river on the true right bank which might provide some good spots. There are also not many spots after the Glenaladale Weir, but there are some. Mostly folks have been camping on the lovely sandbars along the way and at the confluences of major creeks. There are shadier spots a little further away from the river which you really need to look out for (look for the benches I mentioned earlier). There is a delightful spot on the true left bank just above the Roaring Mag Creek, for example.

The Glenaladale Weir camping spot is a delight. I camped there and above and opposite Jorgensens. The trip took me 14 hours on the water, so it would have become fairly tedious if done over only two days. You would have to make an early start and a late finish at very least. If you are packrafting you can get out at the Den of Nargen and walk up to the Caravan Park.. Doing so would cut nearly five hours off the trip making it much more suitable for an overnight trip. Of course with more water (and fewer years of age) it might be done much more quickly. You should allow some leeway so that you can perhaps wait an hour or more for a suitable camp to show up.

See Also:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-remote-wonnangatta/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/remote-wonnangatta-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnagatta-spring-day-three/

Section 1: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-kingwell-bridge-to-black-snake-creek/

Section 2: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-black-snake-to-hut-creek/

Section 3: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-hut-creek-to-waterford-bridge/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoe-wonnangatta/

For River Heights: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoeing-the-wonnangatta-catching-the-wave/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-wonnangatta-mitchell/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/dawn-surprise-rapid-wonnangatta-river-australia-day-2017/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-one/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-three/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/canoe-wonnangatta-the-movie/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/12/23/marvelous-mitchell-river-day-1/

28/12/2019: Watch Betelgeuse – this could be the show of a lifetime: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/12/26/is-betelgeuse-in-orion-about-to-explode-in-a-supernova/

25/12/2019: Naturehike Carbon Fibre Walking Pole 135 grams: $38 each with free shipping (to Australia). US76 per pair. What’s not to like about this? I received a pair for Xmas. Stripped of the strap and its aluminium screw mine weighed 128 grams each on my scale and fold down to just under 50 cm (20”) – 51/110cm according to the Specs. They come in three lengths. Mine are Short – the shortest and lightest. The other two lengths are Medium 54/120 cm $ 140 grams and Long 57/130cm & 145 grams.

The hand grip is very positive but is longer than either of us need, so that I think I could trim a few grams off that weight, probably bringing it to under 120 grams – if I wanted to foresake the screw fitting at the top – which is bigger than a camera thread anyway.

This is just marginally lighter than the new Gossamer Gear LT5 poles at 130 grams stripped (though they are longer – 60/130cm)) . However they cost US$195 per pair, plus shipping. I/we have been quite happily using Massdrop’s Fizan poles for daily use (US$60 per pair) at 158 grams though we took our Gossamer Gear LT4s to Everest as they only weighed 100 grams, (but they are very long – 85 cm/33″ according to my tape measure).

I really like the look and feel of these Naturehike poles. The three sections seem very solid and the locking mechanism is wonderful. They come with a lightweight strap and one basket. It is a ‘standard’ (Leki) thread so you should be able to replace it anywhere if/when you break it. At 20″ they will clearly slip inside any pack your are using.

Available from Aliexpress here: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33057690090.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.34174c4ds7SbS8

See Also:

Extempore Hiking Poles

Ultralight Compact Hiking Pole

Fizan Compact Hiking Poles

Rutalocura Hiking Poles

24/12/2019: Marvelous Mitchell River Day 1: I canoed this lovely section of river from Angusvale Camping Ground to the Glenaladale Bridge over the last three days in my Alpacka packraft. The river heights were at the bottom end of this section’s canoeability (see note below) and the smoke from the huge bushfires the environmentalists are having in East Gippsland spoiled the visibility (of the photos) but all in all it was a wonderful trip.

I left my car (and trailer) at the Glenaladale Bridge (plenty of parking on the North bank) and rode my motorbike to Angusvale where I parked it under a shady tree with a note affixed on both saying, ‘Canoeing the River’. This was a precaution against campers calling the police over an abandoned motorcycle as happened to us when we canoed the section Waterford to Angusvale!

Setting out from the Angusvale Camp Ground.

I have included a  lot of photos to give a clear indication of the conditions likely to be found along the river. They are in order. The canoe height shown throughout was approx .65 on the Glenaladale Gauge. People claim the conditions are ‘best’ at 1.3 metres which I misdoubt I would survive any more. I think .8 or thereabouts would be preferable. This is a common river height in the summer months – but not this year!

This section of the  river is characterised by many long, slow deep sections

Such as these.

Pebble races.

A couple of km below Angusvale the inconspicuous 4WD Mitchell Track parts company with the river. From here on the river flows through a splendid wilderness. You can see that it is 9 1/2 hours walking the Mitchell River Walking Track to the Den of Nargun (cave). The track continues another 7-8 km (3-4 hours) to the end of Findlay Alexanders Rd (Glenaladale Bridge). If you are walking it you generally have to slip off the track (down a ridge here and there) to get water (in summer). More details later.

There are a number of complex rock gardens, some of them stretching hundreds of yards. Most you can just bump on down in your packraft at this river height, except or the two biggest: the Amphitheatre and Final Fling Rapids. There are quite a few (as the next photos show just below the sign (on the right bank) above

If you have been noticing the unusual trees along the river (in the photo above for example) they are Water Gums or ‘Kanooka’ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristaniopsis_laurina) They are a very attractive tree producing a cool dense shade (along the Mitchell) and holding the banks together well. River management should be replacing willows with them (if the former are to be removed)

NB: Later in the season they have these attractive flowers too:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/DSC02157-comp-800x600.webp

A shady lunch stop under similar shade.

And time for a ‘selfie’.

And then onwards.

Beginning to see some beautiful silt-stone cliffs which are a feature of this section of the Mitchell.

You will see many reminders that the river can be a trap for the unwary:

This one is a bit trickier.

After four hours I camped right under a spreading walnut tree on the right bank – what could be better?

A spiker creeps down to the river for his evening meal:

Some other creatures seen along the way:

What a deer magnet a walnut tree is. Every tree in this grove had the remains of a deer under it – like this one!

River Heights: Glenaladale Weir: Began Trip  .65 ended .66; Waterford: 1.63-1.57; Crooked River: 1.31 – 1,26. These figures probably give you some idea about the comparability of the three gauges. Adventure Pro claimed the river was canoeable from .6 on the Glenaladale Gauge. This is probably about right – for packrafts anyway, but you would expect portages across many rapids. I know I just managed a few and portaged 2.3 at nearly 2″ more water than that. That being said this section of the river is characterised my very many long still deep  so you might enjoy the experience even when river heights are low – as they are at the moment.sections where you might have to paddle against a headwind. It would be much more enjoyable with a couple more inches of water eg .8 on the Glenaladale Gauge.

Times:

Angusvale Camp Ground to Jorgensens 4 hours

Jorgensens to Amphithesatre Rapid 3 hours

Amphitheatre to Den of Nargen 2 hours

Den of Nargen to Glenaladale Weir 2 hours

Glenaladale Weir to Final Fling 2hours

Final Fling to Glenaladale Bridge 3/4 hour.

Portages approx 1/2 hour.

Campsites: are not wonderfully numerous on this section of the river., though they are to be found. There are hardly any between the Amphitheatre rapid and the Den of Nargen for example, though there does appear to be a bench a chain up from the river on the true right bank which might provide some good spots. There are also not many spots after the Glenaladale Weir, but there are some. Mostly folks have been camping on the lovely sandbars along the way and at the confluences of major creeks. There are shadier spots a little further away from the river which you really need to look out for (look for the benches I mentioned earlier). There is a delightful spot on the true left bank just above the Roaring Mag Creek, for example.

The Glenaladale Weir camping spot is a delight. I camped there and above and opposite Jorgensens. The trip took me 14 hours on the water, so it would have become fairly tedious if done over only two days. You would have to make an early start and a late finish at very least. If you are packrafting you can get out at the Den of Nargen and walk up to the Caravan Park.. Doing so would cut nearly five hours off the trip making it much more suitable for an overnight trip. Of course with more water (and fewer years of age) it might be done much more quickly. You should allow some leeway so that you can perhaps wait an hour or more for a suitable camp to show up.

For More About the Wonnangatta/Mitchell River, see:

See Also:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-remote-wonnangatta/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/remote-wonnangatta-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnangatta-spring-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-wonnagatta-spring-day-three/

Section 1: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-kingwell-bridge-to-black-snake-creek/

Section 2: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-black-snake-to-hut-creek/

Section 3: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-hut-creek-to-waterford-bridge/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoe-wonnangatta/

For River Heights: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/canoeing-the-wonnangatta-catching-the-wave/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/pack-rafting-the-wonnangatta-mitchell/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/dawn-surprise-rapid-wonnangatta-river-australia-day-2017/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-one/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-two/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/wonnangatta-waterford-to-angusvale-day-three/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/videos/canoe-wonnangatta-the-movie/

23/12/2019: Deer Wars: Kim Hollows reprises his role as Executive Producer for the first time since creating Ata Whenua. This is a story of men and machines, of incredible daring and unprecedented ingenuity set in the dangerous and unpredictable New Zealand mountains. Over a 20 year period these helicopter pioneers turned a national ecological disaster into a major export industry – but at a cost. Over 80 men died in the pursuit of deer and many more seriously injured. This film celebrates this unique time when through innovation and sheer guts a few hundred Kiwis did the impossible and created the legend that became the deer wars. Please note that some scenes may offend. Rating: E (Exempt from classification) Duration: 30 mins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUq4K478fYM&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1TF6J6icQMIBJNPOUg_IPTOFk1SbhZDC2OKdpTkMf498Ncw-RVrK7_7BQ See Also: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/24/shadowland-fiordland-video/

15/12/2019: Hiker Trapped For Days Under Fallen Boulder Survives By Cutting Off Own Ponytail: https://www.theonion.com/hiker-trapped-for-days-under-fallen-boulder-survives-by-1840394997?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&fbclid=IwAR2HOKVr6PtZ0muMshvRv898VlpcZRFMV10p6IJdoRqJcrp67N4hi4NYq_k

15/12/2019: Ultralight Hiker EBC Videos: As you know we were recently in Nepal, hiking the Everest Base Camp Trail (see links below). Here are a just a few snippets of video which did not seem to have a home anywhere else, but which I though .you might enjoy. (I have lots more, but I’ll try not to bore you).

Della particularly loved the donkeys. Here is a donkey train passing by in the main street at Lukla:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbCPK43ZltQ&feature=emb_title

Another donkey train crossing a swing bridge near Phakding Nepal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KU_FQkSeeQ&feature=emb_title

She also loved the yak trains. She just had to buy a cow bell as a souvenir. I will have to figure out how to make it ring like this at home at Jeeralang Junction. Here is one passing by near Benkar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU-i3P5vI4U&feature=emb_title

A popular game in the backstreets of Lukla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwD0FgV1nns&feature=emb_title

Arriving in Namche. I was full of excitement from the climb (as you can see): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEK0Rlt7MNo&feature=emb_title

Most of the way you are following the Dudh Khosi River which is always too rough for fish to live in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNtshhEOp0&feature=emb_title

Lots of wildlife along the way, like these lovely plump birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PTgx6mIu8c&feature=emb_title

A rickshaw ride at night through the back streets of Kathmandu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viVDp2CDpJM&feature=emb_title

Here is what we were seeing. I have turned the sound off to spare you from Della’s noisy laughter and etc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nigQDqyaJG4&feature=emb_title

At the end of the rickshaw ride we ended up at the Yak and Yeti restaurant which is in one of the royal palaces. It is one of the best places to eat in Kathmandu (apparently in the world) though quite pricey. In Thamel we usually ate at the Green Olive.

This wonderful man, Guillaume Maurel from Mauritius (whom we met during a long wait at Lukla Airport) took us there (by rickshaw). Many thanks for a delightful night

 Here we are enjoying ourselves, none the worse for wear from our trek (or rickshaw ride).

PS: If you are thinking of walking the EBC you should go soon. When I was there in 2016 you would see 1-2 helicopters a day fly by. Now there are several in the sky pretty much from dawn to dusk flying by carrying building supplies. They are building heaps of multi-storey ‘hotels’ along the way which they clearly anticipate charging you like wounded buffaloes for (when you can stay in the existing guest houses – which are often nearly empty for a couple of dollars a night. Pretty much all the donkeys and yaks are carrying helicopter fuel so that when that when they have finished building these wonderful features may disappear. Also they are building (using just private donation)  a road to Lukla which will be completed in a few months. This too will change the character of the Trek (but you will be able to get there by bus, perhaps this time next year – if you dare!.

For more about the EBC See:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/12/01/ebc-gear-list/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/20/ebc-4-5-and-so-onwards-and-upwards/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/19/dos-and-donts-on-the-ebc-and-elsewhere/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/18/ebc-3-and-onward-to-xanadu/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/17/preventing-batteries-from-going-flat-at-high-altitudes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/16/ebc-starting-out-kathmandu-to-lukla/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/15/9-days-trekking-the-ebc/

From my previous trip, see:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/to-the-roof-of-the-world/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/i-followed-my-footsteps/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/i-saw-below-me-that-golden-valley/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/thatendlessskyway/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-diamond-desert-everest-base-camp-trek-8/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/everest-base-camp-three-passes-trek/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/cold-weather-face-masks/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/my-life-was-wide-and-wild-and-who-can-know-my-heart/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/12/26/the-diamond-desert-everest-base-camp-trek-8/

14/12/2019: The Fastest Hiker: I have been working on my page’s speed once again. This time I have really succeeded, so I hope you appreciate my efforts. It has taken days and days (again!)- but in the end, like many things it was simple, and the ‘experts’ were no help at all – quite the reverse!

Here are Google’s Page Speed Insights for desktop speed for this morning 10-12-2019:

Loading in .7 of a second is great!

And here is Google’s mobile speed test result:

2.3 seconds is also great for mobiles but as you can see, there is still room for improvement! Nonetheless these speeds mean the page is taking about a quarter of the time that it did this time last year when I thought I had sped it up a lot!

I can make the file size of the images on the home screen smaller – but I can’t figure out how. Also, though gzip (a compression tool) is loaded it does not seem to be outputting (according to W3 Total cache). It should compress the text part by nearly 80% if I can get it working) so I should be able to squeeze these page speed seconds a little shorter still! I am also not sure whether Lazy Load Images is working for mobiles.

Reducing the size of the page (and the images) helped. W3 Total Cache is one of the important answers. (Seems much better than WP Rocket to me). Getting rid of the sidebar (mobile users will appreciate that!) and turning off Google Ads (half the load time!) also. The Jetpack plugin has been holding me back for years – it clearly slows your site down. It was also costing me A$455 per year!

Some of the (all free)plugins I am now using: W3 Total Cache (most important), Short Pixel Optimiser (vital), All In One SEO Pack, Updraft Plus (for backup), WP Statistics and Google Site Kit (both for traffic information), Akismet (for spam) and Classic editor (because I refuse to learn how to use WordPress’s new Gutenberg format). I may add back in a couple more  such as Google Language Translator if they don’t slow the site down. I should also add extra security. PS: Added Wordfence.

I hope you enjoy the new ‘look’ of the site – and come back lots of times. I have removed the side bar which spoiled the appearance of the page when you turn your phone/tablet on its side (Sorry!). I have also tidied up all the ‘suggested page’ links at the bottom – as you can see. After I have finished a few necessary farm jobs I will be completing some (I hope interesting) new posts. For example, I have been working on backpacks – I have the beginnings of over 100 new posts. So, Check back later.

Cheers, Steve & Della.

PS: I am happy to hear from any ‘tech heads’ out there with advice!

14/12/2019: Poor Little Pumbaa the Poochie. Bad Mountain Lion: https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2019/12/10/desperate-woman-punches-mountain-lion-as-it-attacks-later-eats-dog-she-could-hear-her-baby-dying/23878095/.

03/12/2019: Remember this poem. We need these sentiments even more today:

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - The Village Blacksmith

UNDER a spreading chestnut tree

The village smithy stands;

The smith, a mighty man is he,

With large and sinewy hands;

And the muscles of his brawny arms

Are strong as iron bands.

His hair is crisp, and black, and long,

His face is like the tan;

His brow is wet with honest sweat,

He earns whate'er he can,

And looks the whole world in the face,

For he owes not any man.

Week in, week out, from morn till night,

You can hear his bellows blow;

You can hear him swing his heavy sledge

With measured beat and slow,

Like a sexton ringing the village bell,

When the evening sun is low.

And children coming home from school

Look in at the open door;

They love to see the flaming forge,

And hear the bellows roar,

And watch the burning sparks that fly

Like chaff from a threshing-floor.

He goes on Sunday to the church,

And sits among his boys;

He hears the parson pray and preach,

He hears his daughter's voice,

Singing in the village choir,

And it makes his heart rejoice.

It sounds to him like her mother's voice,

Singing in Paradise!

He needs must think of her once more,

How in the grave she lies;

And with his hard, rough hand he wipes

A tear out of his eyes.

Toiling,—rejoicing,—sorrowing,

Onward through life he goes;

Each morning sees some task begin,

Each evening sees it close;

Something attempted, something done,

Has earned a night's repose.

Thanks, thanks to thee, my worthy friend,

For the lesson thou hast taught!

Thus at the flaming forge of life

Our fortunes must be wrought;

Thus on its sounding anvil shaped

Each burning deed and thought!’

NB: The 'Smithy' stood underneath the chestnut tree. The C18th American forest was full of these giant trees (such that Indians had to do very little work, such was their abundance). An accidentally imported disease wiped (almost) every last one out in the twinkling of an eye (C1904): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut_blight

11/12/2019: Non-Lethal Protection; Things We Can’t Have in Oz: https://byrna.com/

03/12/2019: Squanto. Good Heavens – what an astonishing story: http://ericmetaxas.com/media/articles/miracle-squantos-path-plymouth/

02/12/2019: EBC Gear List: A number of people wanted to know what we took on the EBC since we carried all our own gear and did not employ the services of a guide. I have answered some of their questions in the post Dos and Don’ts on the EBC but I realise people might like to see an actual gear list, and maybe some explanation as well.

I carried more than some people might and a lot less than most people do. When my pack was weighed at some point (checking in for the flight from Kathmandu to Lukla I guess) my pack weighed 6 point something kg – which sounds about right. Della’s was lighter than this, though she had more of some things (clothes) and less of others (communication equipment, safety, first aid, repairs etc).

Well, here goes (I have added links to some of the things mentioned):

NB: Surplus or unused in (brackets)                                                               Grams

Worn:

Columbia Silver Ridge Trousers                                                                     288

Icebreaker S/Sleeve wool shirt                                                                        223

Icebreaker wool knickers                                                                                58

Darn Tough Socks                                                                                          73

Hankies (2) (Microfibre Towel cut into six pieces)                                         28

Keen Targhee 2 Hiking Shoes (pair)                                                               890

Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini Phone (inc battery, cards, protectors)                   124

Watch & Compass                                                                                          63

Sony Camera (inc battery, wrist strap  & card)  CybershotDSC-TX200V    131

Camera Accessories: String Tripod & Stickpic                                               (19)

Gossamer Gear LT4 Trekking Poles (2)                                                          210

Kathmandu L/Sleeve Light Wool Top (as needed)                                        220

Gloves (as needed – rarely): MLD mitts 26 & Icebreaker Wool Liner 25     45

Hat/s: Columbia Sun 60, Icebreaker Jockey 77, and Icebreaker Beanie 38   175

Sub Total: 2547         (19)

Pack: G4 Free from Amazon (<US$20)                                                        439      (100)

(with some mods and DIY shoulder pouches)

Waterproof Sea to Summit Liner 50 litre bag                                                 85

Air Flow Sitlight Camp Seat (Pack frame and dry back)                              108

Sleeping Bag Montbell Super Spiral #3 with added down                            800

(in Sea to Summit Waterproof compression bag)

(Much repaired) Thermarest Neoair X-Lite Womens inflatable pad              351

Emergency Shelter (alternative 253 grams not in my budget)                        340 (87)

DIY Pillow                                                                                                     53

Sub Total: 2176         (187)

Weather: Montbell raincoat                                                                           214

Rain Pants (Zpack)                                                                                         100

Gaiters (MLD)                                                                                                59

Montbell Down Coat                                                                                      246

Montbell Down Vest                                                                                      186

Down Socks                                                                                                    60

Jardine Bomber Hat                                                                                        33

Compression Sack (Insulated Clothes)                                                           65

Dry Bag (other) Clothes                                                                                 43

Dry Change: 3 spare hankies (as above)                                                         42

Icebreaker Longjohns (Pyjamas)                                                                    158

Kathmandu L/Sleeve Wool Top (as above)                                                    220

Columbia Trousers (as above)                                                             288

Icebreaker Shirt (as above)                                                                             223

Icebreaker Knickers (as above)                                                                       58

Darn Tough Socks (as above)                                                                         73

Microfibre Towel                                                                                            83

Sub-Total: 2152         (0)

Drink: 600 ml empty soft drink bottle (water)                                              29

Sawyer Mini Water Filter 59 and Squeeze Bottle 22                                     (81)

Emergency Communicaion: (old) Iridium Sat Phone (inc battery)             378

Spare Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini (inc Battery)                                                (124)

Delorme Inreach Poor Man’s Sat Phone                                                         197

GoTenna (1 each)                                                                                            53

2 Litre Sea to Summit Waterproof Bag for above                                          17

Sub-Total: 769           (124)

Electronics: (batteries carried in three Aloksaks which weighed)                 21

Another stuff sack                                                                                          (17)

2 x Single 18650 Power Banks                                                                       144      (72)

Spare Electronics Bag (spare hearing aids, cables etc)                                   86        (84)

Surplus Charging Cable                                                                                  (26)

Unnecessary AAA Torch inc battery                                                              (26)

Unnecessary Spare AAA Battery                                                                   (12)

Unnecessary rechargeable Torch                                                                     (24)

2 x Rechargeable Torches (with head mod)                                                   21

Spare Sat Phone battery                                                                                  (65)

Spare camera battery (camera not taken!)                                                       (28)

2 spare phone batteries (one used)                                                                  66        (33)

2 spare camera batteries (flat – altitude, unused)                                            26        (26)

Sub-Total: 562           (329)

Other:

Toilet Bag inc 17 gram trowel & all wipes needed for trip                            267

(4 dry 2 wet) plus nano head net and insect repellent)

Chemicals Bag (Approx)                                                                                100

Repairs Bag                                                                                                     60

Spare Glasses and sunnies (inc container)                                                      59

First Aid Bag                                                                                                  297

Chewing Gum Bag (inc hearing aid safety and glasses cleaner)                    35        (17)

(Sore Throat) Lollies (unused! Available on track)                                         (175)

2 Unnecessary Knives (1 used) 36 + 45                                                         (81)

Knife Sharpener, Cig Lighter Micra Leatherman                                           70        (10)

Combination Padlock                                                                                                 (39)

Sub-Total: 1183         (322)

Total: 9499 inc 2547 worn so: 6962 grams inc unnecessary (981); Needed: 5981

As you can see I ‘needed’ a 6 kg pack weight though it included things others might not carry (eg a sat phone plus a Sat Messenger (378 grams right there), a shelter (253 grams), glasses, a camera, etc.

If I had been going on from Dingboche to Base Camp (at this time of the year), I might have carried an extra pair of Longjohns/ Down Trous (Della took hers – she feels the cold more = not enough adopose!) and a woolen T-shirt. It gets colder (and nastier) up there, but you can put all your clothes on when necessary. You get quite a good enough view though from the top of the hill at Dingboche and along the way.

Della’s pack was substantially lighter (around 5 kg). Between us we had under 12 kg to walk the EBC.

As you can see, I accidentally had on board a pile of junk I usually carry (hunting etc) which I had forgotten (in the rush) to leave behind. Still, I am still young and fit enough (at 70) to carry this and more, and to walk 7 hours a day a few kilometres in the sky – and I am overjoyed to say, so is Della – who had a simply swell time. Cheers.

BTW: The (sub US$20) Amazon Packs carried this amount of gear perfectly, and were wonderfully comfortable. I have a few more mods I am going to carry out on them, and have ordered some more from Aliexpress too. Watch out for a future post: ‘Backpack Tricks‘!

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/25/riding-on-the-sheepss-back/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/11/25/camo-merino-wool-for-deer-hunting/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/21/guaranteed-for-life/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/03/keen-shoes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/13/watch-bands-for-hikingbushwalking/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/09/4-gram-string-reverse-tripod/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/01/01/stick-pic/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/03/ultralight-compact-hiking-pole/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/03/down-socks/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/07/i-just-love-hats/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/29/the-poor-mans-satellite-phone/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/06/04/gotenna/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/24/budget-pack-mods/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/05/14/dry-bags-sea-to-summit-ultra-sil-nano/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/01/25/gossamer-gear-air-flow-sitlight-camp-seat/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/11/adding-down-to-a-sleeping-bag/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/23/a-tardis-folding-space/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/15/womens-are-great-in-bed/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/10/19/survival-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/06/12/thermoplastics-101/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/27/new-ultralight-survival-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/17/preventing-batteries-from-going-flat-at-high-altitudes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/03/20/lightest-cheapest-powerbank/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/23/ultralight-charging-cable/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/04/29/ultralight-rain-gear/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/02/17/ultralight-mitts-and-gaiters/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/21/montbell/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/22/smallest-rechargeable-flashlight/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/10/16/small-is-beautiful/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/12/cuben-tape/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/21/ultralight-glasses-case/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/12/ultralight-knife-sharpener/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/14/leatherman-micra-multitool/

For more about the EBC See:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/20/ebc-4-5-and-so-onwards-and-upwards/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/19/dos-and-donts-on-the-ebc-and-elsewhere/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/18/ebc-3-and-onward-to-xanadu/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/17/preventing-batteries-from-going-flat-at-high-altitudes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/16/ebc-starting-out-kathmandu-to-lukla/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/15/9-days-trekking-the-ebc/

For my previous trip, see:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/to-the-roof-of-the-world/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/i-followed-my-footsteps/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/i-saw-below-me-that-golden-valley/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/thatendlessskyway/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-diamond-desert-everest-base-camp-trek-8/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/everest-base-camp-three-passes-trek/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/cold-weather-face-masks/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/my-life-was-wide-and-wild-and-who-can-know-my-heart/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/12/26/the-diamond-desert-everest-base-camp-trek-8/

30/11/2019: Colin Dowler Fought Off a Grizzly with a Small Pocketknife: https://neveryetmelted.com/2019/11/26/49489/

28/11/2019: Thinking of a 12 Gauge for Deer Hunting? The Maximum Practical Range of Slugs & Buckshot: https://www.shootingillustrated.com/articles/2019/2/15/the-maximum-practical-range-of-slugs-buckshot/

24/11/2019: The G4 is Back: An updated version of this iconic pack is now available in 70D & 100D (as in the Gorilla) DWR coated Robic Nylon in three sizes from  578 grams & US$153 (Nov 2019), the G4-20 Ultralight 42 Backpack Quite a good price and weight. This would be very suitable for a lightweight hiking/hunting pack.

Features include: 'Extendable roll-top with dual closure options, Waterproof zippers, Removable molded cushy sitpad, Fixed hip belt with unique hip belt pocket design'.

The 'new' G4 is up approx 100 grams from the original which was mostly a much less durable 2 oz nylon) and down about 10 litres in size (from 60 to 50) NB There are approx 8 litres inside the extension collar – the spec. of 42 litres doesn’t include this (nor does it on any other of GG's packs).

It has a  roll-top closure which you might modify if you don’t like them (I don't) – they do reduce the storage of the pack (compared with the simple draw string of the original) but their intention (along with the side compression) is to ensure that the contents exactly fill the volume of the pack so that you don’t need a frame. The contents of the pack are the frame. I would prefer to have 2-3 draw strings going down so that you could shrink the pack to achieve this 'frame effect' but without reducing its volume when full. This would also be (fractionally)  lighter

This is a mod I will be adding to the Amazon packs we used on the EBC. They lack an extension collar altogether. I will be able to increase their volume (eg up from 42 to 50 litres) by adding this small rectangle of material. A few minutes work at most. At about 1-1.5 Ft2 it will only add 5-10 grams to the pack (eg 5 in silnylon or closer to 10 eg in 3.5 oz/yd2 Dyneema) but make them more suitable for multi-day trips. 8 litres of dry food is quite a lot.

If you like this type of wide hip belt, then you won’t be unhappy with it – but I would probably cut it off and add a 12 grams gross-grain strap and buckle as I did on the Amazon packs as I think that hip belts that are wide and start at the side really make load transfer more difficult and unnecessarily inhibit the natural movements of the wearer - however neat they may look..

You really only need to make the pack swing into the small of your back (with a waist belt). The pack weight actually sits on your bum, not on the strap. A too wide strap starting from the sides of the pack will never achieve this comfortably as it never does up around your torso properly - if you try to tighten it, it only cuts in. Bad design. But practically everyone does it! If you keep it make sure you don't quite fill the pack across this point of attachment so that the belt can better pull in and conform to your waist. And make sure it is at your waist and not lower.

The mods I would make to the new G4 would take probably 100 grams off the pack. Lids are just a waste of material as far as I am concerned. Then I would perhaps substitute an Air Flow Sit Light Pad from Gossamer Gear (as I did with the Amazon packs) for this 100 grams which will go a long way to ensuring you have a dry back. You really only need about a third of the weight of this pad though, so I might have attached the requisite pieces in the first place ensuring a dry back and reducing weight - so the pack could have weighed about 70 grams less than it now does. but including some dry padding along the back,

The straps and buckles on the lid (there are three where there only needs to be one - as on the original) are also about twice the weight they need to be. If there are going to be three, 1/2" wide is adequate (and if the pack had a draw string closure) the three straps could be used to attach another item to the top (a compression bag, a pack raft  or a bear canister perhaps). I do not see that these three straps achieve anything other than the effort of carrying them, though perhaps like many things in 'pack design' they 'look nice'! (Just like the inappropriate and heavier than necessary hip belt folks are always attaching to packs nowadays.

I like the asymmetric sizing of the side pockets – one can carry your shelter, which is a good idea. I long ago modified all my packs for this purpose. Usually you only need to add a light strap less than 5 grams to achieve this. I run an ultralight carabiner through the draw string of the tent and this strap so you never lose your tent!

The waterproof zip compartment will probably attract a lot of people, but I would have put this compartment's entry inside the pack (because I just don’t trust zippers at all; when they go where are you?) – and if you really want waterproof, go for Sea to Summit Ultrasil liner bags or Aloksaks.

I would prefer a ring of small pockets heading downwards inside the pack from the extension collar join for quick access to small things on the trail if you can’t cope with having a drawstring ‘possibles’ bag at the top of your pack inside the liner bag (where nothing gets wet). Frankly this is a much better idea. You can build too many 'gimmicks' into a pack. Keeping it simple is best.

The shoulder straps on Gossamer Gear’s new (Robic) line of packs all seem to be about ¾” narrower than on the old G4s, Mariposas etc though they are softer and lined with a wicking material. In general though I think narrower is a backwards step even though they are now better shaped than they once were. The greater the 'bearing' surface area, the easier it will be to carry the pack. I would extend this bearing area rather than reduce it.

I would have made the straps wider even though the pack is only intended for relatively light loads (well under 15 kg). If the straps are wider and the pack only carries under 10 kg, then I think you can dispense with the chest and waist/hip straps altogether as they only impede walking anyway - and add weight.

I would have aimed for a pack under the weight of the old G4 (460 grams) rather than over it but made with the improved materials. Robic is about 50% stronger than an equivalent weight standard nylon. Reducing the pack to nearer 50 litres than 60 is not such a bad move either, but maybe a compromise would have been to have reduced the dimensions of the pack (which they have done) but gone for a slightly longer extension collar (say nearer 12 litres - or a 54 litre pack), but with the aim being sub 400 grams. I know this is possible because I own such a 52 litre 390 gram by 4.8 oz/yd2 Dyneema pack - and am about to make it a little lighter still in one direction and a little heavier (and bigger) in another. Always tinkering...

Incidentally they have eliminated the distinctive bulge at the bottom of the old G4 pack. I found this quite an attractive feature. It also possessed a certain utility. It was intended that you could allow your sleeping bag to spread out there and form a cushion or shock absorber for other contents in the pack - though some folks think you should load the heaviest items at the bottom. Strictly the most important loading decision you make with a frameless pack is putting everything soft towards the front of the pack so you don't have hard objects jabbing into your back.

I have a Medium Gorilla which is exactly 18” from bottom of the shoulder strap attachment points to the bottom of the hip belt) which I removed and replaced. 18” is just about right for me (though 17” would be better) but is much too long for Della who is better under 17".

The Specs for this pack say that the length of the Small is 19 ¼” to the extension collar seam (which I am assuming is about 2” above the shoulder strap attachment point - as on my Gorilla) making the pack approx 17 ¼” long. Gosssamer Gear needs to provide more precise detail on sizing to fit different hikers. I would probably want a 'Small' which (if the above is true) would be far be too long for Della (who is only 5' tall). As I say, more precise buying information necessary. I know there are lots of bigger people than us! The pack comes in three sizes but it would be good if one of these was for 'little' people and children.

I do not like the stretchy material in the back pocket (though it is a lot more robust than that used by most hiking pack manufacturers). I would prefer a solid material here. I know the intention is to dry socks in the pocket (which does not work well under compression anyway). You are much better to add a clothesline to the pack and peg your washing to that.

The stretchy material tears (especially) in blackberry patches and you then have to worry about losing the pocket’s contents (or attempting a trail repair). I own several packs with torn stretchy material pockets awaiting ‘repair'. The difficulty is that the material is almost always caught up in the seam so that a very elaborate unpicking and resewing is necessary. Might as well just about make a new pack.

I note that the Silverback uses some 70 and some 200 Denier Robic material (eg presumably in the bit closest to your back). It would clearly be a bit tougher pack than this one – or the Gorilla -if you are intending to carry heavier weights etc, but as I said at the start, this would make a very good lightweight hunting or hiking pack - and is reasonably priced. You have to compare it to the alternatives. Just about everyone else seems to have lost the plot as far as lightweight packs are concerned. They are mostly heading above a kilogram once more. If this continues everyone will be back to carrying 20+ kg again too.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/02/24/the-silverback/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/20/a-gorilla-in-the-hand/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/30/a-gorilla-in-the-bush/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/11/27/pimping-a-gorilla/

PS: You can still make your own (original) G4:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/14/diy-hiking-gear/

23/11/2019: Ultralight Charging Cable: Tired of lugging around that long (heavy) charging cable – which maybe weighs all of an ounce? Ouch! You can do better than that. For example:

Anker 2-Pack Powerline Micro USB (4 Inches) – Durable Charging Cable, with Aramid Fiber and 5000+ Bend Lifespan (Approx) 11.3 grams A$11.48 (x2) Nov 2019

USB (Male) to Micro USB adaptor (approx) 7 grams A$ 2.49 (Nov 2019) May not be suitably flexible for your purpose.

Urbo Keyring Charger with USB-A to Micro-USB Connector .16 oz = 4.56 grams A$14.99 (Nov 2019)

 

You just have to have 1-2 of these for Xmas.

 22/11/2019: A Real Invisibility Cloak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMyWEWHCTM&feature=emb_title & http://joannenova.com.au/2019/11/an-unpowered-invisibility-cloak/

20/11/2019: Dos and Don’ts on the EBC (and Elsewhere): I intend this post to apply to lots of other hiking destinations, but at least it should improve your experience and expectations on this iconic walk. ‘You live and learn – or you don’t live long’ – as the man said (ie Lazarus Long, ‘Time Enough For Love’).

I have lived long, and intend to live even longer. In contrast, both times I undertook the EBC I witnessed dead bodies being unloaded from helicopters! I also saw many folks much younger than myself getting themselves into serious difficulties which might well have led to just the same outcomes if I had hung around being a fly on their walls. I have seen young folks dead many times before. Don’t let that be you!

Setting out from Lukla:

Should you carry your own gear &/or should you employ a guide? If you are into ‘virtue signalling’ – as about half the population seems to be nowadays, (Myself – as Red said – ‘I couldn’t give a damn!’) you will have lots of reasons why you should employ someone else. Delegate responsibility for your life to someone else if you don’t value it overmuch. Myself I value my own hide too highly to trust someone else with its responsibility.

Crows will be into your pack if you leave it unattended:

If you want that important piece of gear (without which you are just a frozen corpse) when you need it, best make sure it is in the pack on your own back, not perhaps many miles away on someone else’s, no matter how much more comfortable that may seem to be. Most people on the trail had off-loaded everything (looked like the kitchen sink too) onto someone else. Certainly all the (few) older people such as ourselves had. I have direct experience on both trips of numbers of folk who regretted it!

About that Pack: We both took the Amazon packs I wrote about back here with some further mods I will detail later. The packs each weighed around 350 grams (for 40 litres – quite enough!) Della’s cost A$10.90 from Amazon. She bought four so she would never run out! She likes purple! Fully loaded they weighed 6-7 kg at most.

Della loves that purple pack:

Aside: I have discovered that hip belts are in the wrong place (ie not at the waist – your narrowest part) and should not weigh more than 12 grams (including clip/buckle) and should be sewn on to the pack only at the middle (approx) six inches of your back – so they do up all around your waist. The belt will then cinch up comfortably all around your waist, your narrowest part, making it impossible for your pack to move down from the small of your back, and so its weight will be supported by your bum instead of your shoulders even though the waist belt (and shoulder straps) are quite loose as they should be – by comparison with whatever you are doing now. More about this later…

The Sit Light Air Pad attached as shown in the above post will give you a dry back too. I will minimise this pack design further – by trimming the pad. A tough (eg Dyneema and approx 50 litre) multi-day hiking pack ought not weigh more than 400 grams. If yours does, you are just wrong, wrong, wrong!

I have further decided that you ought not need a hip/waist belt or a chest belt at all if the pack is well-designed (which  I suspect none are!) and not too heavy – shouldn’t be. These extra straps and other gee-gaws just restrict your body’s natural walking movement and rhythm and tire you out unnecessarily without adding one jot of comfort! As I said, more about this later….

The way ahead:

Shelter? I would always carry an emergency shelter/tent anywhere you might get caught outside in the rain/wind/snow, ie practically everywhere. Most places I go I usually carry one of my ultralight DIY tents or a hammock and fly (or sometimes both – my new tarp doubles). Even on day trips I will have a space blanket bag or poncho. Just something to save your life if you get caught out – yet I am proficient at constructing emergency shelters from found materials and lighting fires in the wet – are you?

Of course I would recommend that like most that you visit the EBC at the most (weather) opportune time (late Oct-Early Nov for example). Temperatures, wind and precipitation are then at their best. Even so (just like anywhere) disastrous ‘weather’ can strike – and don’t forget the awful earthquake of just a few years back (which flattened whole towns – Think Thame) where you may have been intending to stay!

People have put considerable thought into the design of these ultralight shelters (which are not dependent on soft ground (not much of it around on the EBC) to drive tent pegs into). This one (from Terra Nova, for example) weighs only 253 grams (for two). I took my old one which is 100 grams heavier (because we are not made of money), but you get the point.

In an emergency both of us could cram into this shelter, inflate our mats (good to ‘Comfort’ at -10-20C), climb into our -10-20C sleeping bags (plus all our down clothes) and ‘enjoy’ a safe night out in the most extreme conditions if necessary. You just don’t know when/whether such an emergency will occur. Be warned: the ground is often frozen, or nearly so!

I already mentioned earthquakes. Everywhere on the trail there is evidence of (immense) earlier landslides. (There are warning signs everywhere that) glacial lakes can burst and cause inundations which would sweep whole villages away. You might simply lose the trail, be beaten by darkness arriving earlier than you expected, be sick, twist your ankle and be unable to complete your day’s journey, and so on…Prepare for the worst and be grateful when it does not occur. Even after a lifetime of experience in the bush we can sometimes be caught out. But we are always prepared, and almost always enjoy ourselves whatever happens!

First view of Everest as you ascend the Namche Hill:

Sleeping? Should you take an insulated mat and sleeping bag? Again, if you want to live – and this survival equipment should be on your person at all times. Wherever you are, go nowhere without your pack (and its essentials). Many (inexperienced) folk meet with disaster because they put their pack down on a trail just to step off it a few metres eg to answer a ‘call of nature’, an interesting euphemism.

Separated from their pack and alone in the wilderness…not long before things can start to really unwind! Not everyone has the ability eg to lose one of their hearing aids yet be able to backtrack themselves through several hours of the trackless bush until they find it. Our mats weigh just under 400 grams each, and our (warmest) sleeping bags around 800 grams.

You need a mat anyway even when staying in tea/guest houses and ‘hotels. Particularly as you travel higher up the (provided) mattresses will ‘strike’ colder and colder. Probably this is because of condensation which has not had a chance to evaporate away (actually at this altitude water/ice  does not evaporate; it ‘sublimes’ – there’s a new use of that word for you). If your body (heat) is trying to warm up (perhaps several kilos) of sub zero ice/water in your (quite likely uncomfortable) mattress, it will not matter if you have a minus 100C sleeping bag; you will be cold! An ultralight inflatable mat such as the Thermarest NeoAir X-Lite Women’s, or X-Therm or the superb Exped Synmat with its nearly 4″ thickness of comfort will ensure you have a warm, comfortable night’s sleep. The importance of this cannot be exaggerated too much!

Rain Gear? Yes, it might rain/snow etc, though it is unlikely at this time of year, but you never know. We carried both coats, pants, gaiters and waterproof shoes, though I (but not Della) usually do not bother with more than just a coat. Adipose is good insulation! If you get wet at this altitude (and night-time temperature/s) you are likely to be miserable (at best). Frostbite is not much fun either. We did not need them, but an extra layer is good insurance. We are looking at something like 300 grams (each) for the three waterproof clothing items (plus a bit for Keen Targhees instead of Voyageurs). Safety first.

Food and Water. You really don’t need to carry either. There is somewhere you can buy either every few hundred yards on average, though there are some longer sections where you might get a bit thirsty if you started out without a full water bottle – climbing the hill up to Tengboche for example on a warm day. ‘Safe’ bottled water is available from (approx) US$1-2 per litre. We also carried a Sawyer Mini filter and squeeze bottle in case we needed to drink from other sources, etc. This is just sensible insurance.

You will inevitably meet with (very ill) folks who think they can (safely) drink the water or that water purification tabs ( iodine etc) work. There is one born every minute. Disinfection takes time (more than an hour) and only removes a handful of the pathogens which your Sawyer with <1 micron filter) automatically removes. It can/should regularly  be backflushed like this (2 grams) . Filter (60 grams) plus squeeze bottle (approx 20 grams). Worth it for safety. In an emergency supplies of potable water will dry up fast!

NB: Do not clean your teeth or wash you mouth out with the water. Also carry antiseptic wipes (or similar) and use them religiously. There are lots of invisible nasties you do not want to succumb to. Do not pat animals!

When you contract diarrhea from bad water/food you will need Imodium and probably Stemetil for vomiting. If it persists (Typhoid perhaps?) you will need Cipro (antibiotic). It has saved my life! (from Pneumonia) I gave some of my supplies to a young British backpacker at the bottom of the hill at Tengboche. He was leaking badly at both ends. His guide was completely unprepared (common) and insisted he continue (to gain altitude) when his symptoms (I was trying to alleviate) might well prove to be the beginning of altitude sickness  as well – in which case he needed to descend (fast!) or maybe die! Be warned! I hope he survived.

You should also have a prescription for Amoxycillin for pneumonia. There is a pharmacy in Namche and also one at the French Bakery/Snow Lions in Dingboche where you can obtain these things. There is a small hospital in Pariche (near Dingboche). Your first aid kit should also contain blister pads – you will likely need them!

I suggest you do not eat meat after you leave Lukla. Even in Lukla not everyone has  a (working) refrigerator. Animals cannot be slaughtered within the National Park so all meat is carried in on someone’s back (perhaps in the hot sun for days)! Eggs or beans are good alternative protein. Food poisoning is not much holiday fun really. Be warned!

You can buy Snickers/Mars/ Bounty bars pretty much everywhere (US$1-2). Most/all of the food on the trail is just absolutely awful. I would never pay for such food anywhere else. Expect to lose weight! There is very little variety, but even with the few ingredients they mysteriously seem to be able to grow/carry in Della or I could make many delicious meals. Instead expect every meal to lean towards inedibility. It is possible too that you may not like oily.

If you carry your own food in (or decide to eat elsewhere than where you are staying) your accommodation costs will be bumped up – and the quality of the food will not be very different. The Dal Bhat, Momos ‘Tuna Burgers’ and fried eggs on chips appear to be about the height of fine dining Nepali style. I could just about choke down two slices of ‘toast’ with ‘butter’ and honey for breakfast. If you are a ‘coffee snob’ forget it! They do sell sore throat lollies practically everywhere. You will likely need them. If you have a preference maybe bring your own. Butter Menthols are great (and Werthers caramels – you will lust after these before you return to Australia. You can buy them in Kathmandu airport!)

Do look forward to having ‘Black Forest Cake’ at Hermen’s Bakery (Northern outskirts of Phakding). It will not be anything like Black Forest Cake, but it will probably be the best thing you eat on the trip. You would not look at it elsewhere. (Tip: When you are back in Kathmandu, do try the Yak and Yeti restaurant – in an old palace. Expensive, but you may need to reward yourself Our thanks to Guillaume Maurel of Maurituius for a memorable night).

Lots of people (most?) get diarrhea or pneumonia (or both) above Dingboche. And of course Altitude Sickness. Lots of very expensive helicopter evacuations. There is also much less accommodation. You may (even/likely) end up sleeping on the (forzen) floor – where you really wish you had that minus 20C mat! One reason why Della and I decided before we left Australia that the Nagarshang Hill, Dingboche would be our destination. This is as high as Everest Base Camp but can be climbed on a pleasant sunny morning with tea and cake in the French Bakery Dingboche afterwards. (They also have rooms for rent with their own toilets!) Even in Dingboche all the water freezes overnight. Above that hardly anything thaws ot, so if you venture there be on the lookout (eg) or toiletry fiascos you had never imagined possible.

French Bakery Dingboche:

It has pretty much as good a view (of Everest, etc) as you are going to get elsewhere without venturing into the permanent sub-zero regions where there is not a single living thing to break the dismalness and monotony of the view. It will shorten your trip by 3-4 days too and enormously reduce the chances of your getting sick and/or dying.

View from the Hill, Dingboche: NB: Behind that grey hill on he left is just such  a one of those glacial lakes perched up there held in pace only by scree and ready to let go and drown towns downstream like Phariche (below) immediately. Della os enjoying herself anyway. Steroids and being alive again, when last time I was there she was just so flat with he poor old heart (seemingly) all played out. She is good as new (almost) now – as you can see!

Altitude Sickness and Acclimatisation: Pay attention Everywhere we met (even fit young) people who had gone up the same day as us (or before) coming back down with Altitude Sickness, and looking very unhappy and worried. If you are going to enjoy the walk you must do everything you can too avoid this nemesis. You need to increase oxygen transfer in a much lower oxygen environment. Get a prescription from your doctor before you leave home for either Diamox or Dexamethasone (Steroid Della needed instead because of her heart condition – it seemed to work somewhat better).

Take the time to enjoy the donkeys:

And the yaks:

These guys were making heavy going of it:

I took half a tab of Diamox twice per day from when I was leaving Kathmandu to when I arrived back there. This was as a preventative. It is normally carried as a treatment for Altitude Sickness, but if you wait till you have symptoms it is too late for this trip: you will have to go down, fast!

You also need to take the time to acclimatise. If you don’t you will very likely get sick (and you can even die suddenly eg from an embolism! Be warned)! You will have come up from 1`400 metres at Kathmandu to 2900 metres at Lukla. That is quite enough stress for the body in one day. Stay the night in Lukla. Spend the day on some little acclimatisation walks around the town. For example, walk around the airport, or go down to the hydro plant in the valley below and back, climb up the hill above the town (past the army base and the school) into the wonderful rhododendron forests etc. Over 3,000 metres when you have ascendeded 500 metres you need a day to acclimatise. You can spend this day climbing higher so long as you sleep lower. You need an acclimatisatiion day at Namche and again at Dingboche.

Take a break in Namche:

If you skip these days you are risking your life. All the people we saw who were sick from the altitude had skipped one of these pieces of advice – or both. It has probably cost you at least A$1500 just to get yourself to Lukla (return) plus insurance. It is foolish to just waste that investment.

You get a odd view of Everest during your acclimatisation day at Namche:

Vaccines? Yes you should. Everything available eg Triple Antigen, Hepatitus, Typhoid, Cholera… and Rabies? Yes. It is 100% fatal. look at the photo of Della (above) to see just how easy it would be to contract it by such an innocuous thing as feeding the monkeys! Get the best advice from your country’s foreign affairs department about what might be required in Nepal and have yourself protected against them all. There are quite enough other dangers as well. (Untreated) eg cholera can rob you of your entire body weight in fluid in a single day! That must be something to see, but I will eschew it! Doesn’t sound like much fun, does it? And it is preventable.

Don’t feed the monkeys:

More About Guides/Outfitters: I already stressed why we would determine to carry our own (at least essential) gear. In fact we carried all our own gear – but this only came to 5-6 kg each for a ten day trip! This is more than we would normally carry, because it was colder. We would normally begin a 10 day (unsupported) hike where we camped out the entire way with pack weights including food of well less than 10 kg each.

I would normally wash my clothes and dry them on a line across the back of my pack (and then in front of the night fire) on such a trip but this is not possible on the EBC because it is too dusty. In half an hour your clothes will be coated in mud! You can have your dirty clothes washed and dried (eg) in Namche and Dingboche during your rest days. This way you only need one change of clothes to be quite clean enough.

I have often enough gone for ten days at a time in the past without washing my (wool) clothing without becoming offensively smelly. Of course I usually go where there is no-one else about. There are lots and lots of people on the EBC. You have to wait for them all the time eg to cross bridges or at narrow points in the trail, or just because the large groups are just bloody rude and want to take up the whole width of the trail. There is no credo of ‘age before beauty’ amongst them I assure you! The donkeys and yaks are more polite, believe me. Still they should not be challenged for passage on bridges, and you should always pass them on the uphill side in case they accidentally bump you off.

The ‘give way’ rule in action:

No doubt there are competent guides and outfitters, but you really don’t need to spend the money. Nor do you have to pre-book the accommodation. You can just pretty much walk into any guest hose unannounced and there will be a vacancy – at least as far as Dingboche anyway. It is incredible just how much building has been going on there in the last three years since I was there before. Then you were lucky to see two helicopters a day but now there are usually 2-3 helicopters in the sky above you from dawn to dusk. Mostly they are ferrying building supplies up the valley. They are too impatient (etc) to wait for porters to carry the supplies up, so why should you feel guilty if you chose to carry your own (survival) gear? You will have to eat the food etc that the porters have carried up from Phaplu anyway.

The outfitters can add A$5-6,000 to a couple of weeks’ trek. You do not need them. Nor do you need guides. You can download maps and save instructions on ‘Pocket’ etc. Besides most everyone is going the same place and you can always ask a local: ‘Namchi?’ That way.

Last time I rescued’ a woman (from Pangboche to Lukla) who had been deserted by her outfitters, guides and porters. She had become sick above Dingboche (where I first started noticing her and saying ‘Hello’) and she had just been left on the side of the track to fend for herself. Presumably the many wild(-ish) dogs would have cleaned her up quickly enough if she had succumbed. I hate to think. In Kathmandu there is a temple you can visit (This is a tourist attraction – we avoided) where they are openly burning 50-100 human beings all the time. Not to be missed! This is the Third World.

Guides are more like US$25 a day. No doubt there are good ones – but how to tell? I have seen them desert their customers. For example leaving a man who was clearly beginning to suffer from Altitude Sickness struggling up the hill into Tengboche in the dark. Then asking me as I arrived in Tengboche, ‘Have you seen him?’ ‘Not since you left,’ No doubt he will be along in a little while’…Or letting someone decide to walk to EBC and back in three days (next to impossible – and suicidal to boot) yet not being prepared with the necessary medicines, telephone numbers, a satellite phone or epirb. Or even adequate local knowledge. Wow!

If you go with a group you will see less wildlife. Musk deer (below) are in plague proportions in the forest along the way. Soon their predators (snow leopards and wolves) will be too. Then there will be another interesting risk associated with the EBC!

And miss lots of fascinating wild birds:

And Acccommodation: Most ‘guides’ obviously have some sort of ‘cumshaw’ deal with a hotel up front if they take you there (regardless of the cost to you)! It is just not possible for them to switch you to a closer hotel etc if you are not traveling quite so fast as they had planned. They will chivvy you along. Myself I like to just make my own way at my own pace, stopping when I am tired or when I want to. I am an old bushman and could easily have found my way to the EBC and back again by myself even if there were no road or buildings along the way – and I would prefer that sort of trip in any case. Mind you there are probably very few places you can go where the scenery is quite so stunning though!

We had no trouble walking into the first piece of accommodation we came to and securing a room for the night (usually at between US$0-2 at most) providing we ate in – we always did. Some of these guest houses were a bit ordinary but most now have solar showers (which was not the case three years ago) so you can get decently clean anytime you want to. One night coming back from Pangboche towards Tengboche we stayed (for free) at the first place we came to, the Evergreen Lodge Milinggo (Debuche). The company was pretty much all sherpas. This was the most enjoyable night of the whole trip (despite the pretty daunting toilet facilities!)

Entering Pangboche:

And of course if you chose to go with a guide or an outfitter you are going to have their company (and that of the rest of the awful company) all day every day for such a long time. If you are some sort of lonely misfit this might suit you, but it does not suit me. I have said many times in these pages, ‘No company is better than bad company’. Anyway, I have/had Della for company, (these last nearly fifty years) and there is no better than that!

Can you tell whether we are enjoying ourselves?

 

Buffs: Take something to breathe through (particularly of a night). Your throat and chest will appreciate it – and it may prevent a sore throat or chest infection. Pure Merino wool ‘Buffs’ are great. Take two. One to wash. Tip: Though you can’t hang your clothes on a line on the back of your pack, you can squeeze the wet item out as much as possible and every time you stop (lots for us) you can take it out from where you have shoved it (between your pack liner bag and your pack) and sit it in the sun while you have your break – maybe a Snickers bar? The oranges seem safe enough, but who knows what the apples have been washed in?

There is lots to see – Is Ama Dablam  the most beautiful (if not the worst named of) of mountains?

This time of year there is lots of bright sunshine (too much probably – take lots of sunscreen). They will dry quite quickly in this was – or if they are not finished you can hang them over the back of a chair in front of the fire in the guest house where you stay to finish off. This works well with towels, handkerchiefs and undies, for example – even when it is only a dung fire (common).

Take a break every now and then and smell the flowers:

There are other devices you can use to heat up the air your are breathing it (and hydrate it). The Cold Avenger, for example. You will need to get used to them first though, I think. Most important you must never under any circumstances breathe out into your sleeping bag in order to warm it up. You will just fill it up with moisture which your body heat has then to evaporate away. You may freeze to death before you succeed!

Warm Clothes: No doubt you can underdo or overdo it in this department. I have mentioned the wonderful Montbell down garments many times before. They are our ultralight standby for warmth on the trail. I took a down vest and jacket. (Never needed the vest – but it could have been colder). Della also took her down pants. Used sometimes of a night or when she felt cold. (Not enough adipose). We both had (light) woolen shirts and Icebreaker or Kathmandu long underwear (top and bottoms). I took one bottom and two tops. Bottoms only worn (some) nights so could wash on rest days. Tops worn (sometimes) during day) and as pyjamas at night. Two pairs of Icebreaker woolen undies (one in the wash). Two pairs of medium wool socks (Darn Tough) and one pair of down socks (cold nights). I had my dyneema moccasins for a dry change. Shoes get a bot sweaty by the end of the day. Most toilet trips (nights) needed shoes on again. Water hazard! I used a Montbell sleeping bag to which we had added 9 ounces of down.

Bits and Pieces: There is mobile phone coverage pretty much all along the EBC now. You can buy a Nepalii telecom card with data for approx US$20 before you leave Kathmandu Or probably at Lukla and Namche where they sell most everything. Most guest houses etc have Wifi available for maybe US$1-2 a night. Free at Hermens Bakery Phakding where you can call your beloved on What’s App – or chat to her across the rable if you are as lucky as me!

Permits: You can buy the necessary permits on the way (providing you fly in to Lukla. One permit as you exit Lukla (Approx US$20) and one when you get to Monjo (Approx US$30). it will be checked lots of times. The Nepalis are keen as mustard on bureaucracy. It is all they seem to have mastered. Otherwise they are mostly like children playing at ‘real life’. Nothing is ever organised the way you expect it would be. But the army do have some pretty fancy guns and I suspect know how to use them – and they are everywhere. Don’t know when the open season on tourists is – not when we were there anyway!

To Avoid Batteries Going Flat at High Altitude, do this.https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/11/17/preventing-batteries-from-going-flat-at-high-altitudes/ Yet another use for Aloksaks!

Toilet Facts: You need to get yourself prepared for the toilets – or the lack of them. Be prepared to squat. They will (likely) freeze above Dingboche. Carry handy (12) packs of tissues instead of toilet paper (and antiseptic wipes for your APC – a very important precaution). You can buy them at every town. You can clean yourself up well after a toilet stop with only 1-2 tissues. Wipe and fold, wipe and fold. You can get 5-6 wipes from a single tissue. Saves a lot of paper, weight – and does not get wet and disintegrate in the rain, etc. Carry an ultralight trowel.

What’s For Sale? You could begin the trek in a pair of thongs and a T shirt and buy everything you need along the way. Lots of shopping in Lukla and Namche, and lots of other shops with nick-nacks and groceries along the way. You can buy cans of tuna and canned ‘Spam’ in every town – if you are craving protein.

Lots and lots to see:    

So we continue our journey through life:     

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/23/the-ultimate-hunting-trip/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/27/new-ultralight-survival-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/18/raincoat-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/07/31/if-you-could-only-carry-two-things-in-the-bush-what-would-they-be/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/24/10-by-10-tarp-update/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/24/budget-pack-mods/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/01/25/gossamer-gear-air-flow-sitlight-camp-seat/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/09/cold-season-pads/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/10/21/sawyer-water-filter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/10/07/cold-weather-face-masks/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/07/are-you-beautiful-in-the-buff/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/10/the-pocket-poncho-tent/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/04/14/19-gram-dyneema-camp-shoes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/21/montbell/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/11/adding-down-to-a-sleeping-bag/

20/11/2019: EBC 4 & 5: And So Onwards and Upwards: ‘Tengboche, Pangboche and finally Dingboche – the end of our ascent. 4,410 metres at Dingboche, but we climbed higher to look down the valley to Everest Base Camp, 2 more days ahead. These 2 days of cold and hardship were not on our agenda. A medley of pics following, some with explanatory notes.’ (Della Again)

‘Sherpa baby chewing on a 100 rupee note

Dung patties drying in the sun for cooking fires

Yaks becoming more prevalent

A welcome stretch of newly made road

Entering Pangboche

Between Pangboche and Dingboche

Just one more corner before Dingboche:

Our accommodation at Dingboche: The Snow Lions Lodge

View from our window in the morning

Such organised and tidy lives!

Gotta love a yak

Dining room, Dingboche

Mission accomplished!

A view up the valley towards Base Camp.

Some solid climbs!

Leaving Dinfboche’.

19/11/2019: EBC 3: And Onward to Xanadu: ‘I confess to having bored countless Eng Lit students of mine with my passion for Coleridge’s poem “Kubla Khan”. Little did I suspect that I would one day discover Coleridge’s Xanadu in the Sherpa capital of Namche Bazar. I saw so many parallels to the poem, but perhaps the most relevant is the fact that Coleridge was writing about an opium dream he had just awakened from, whilst I felt as if I had stepped into a waking dream’. (Della again)

‘Nestled on the sides of a hill, Namche is reached after a fairly tough climb. At over 3,400 feet, sensible trekkers spend an extra acclimatisation day there, climbing higher the next day and then returning to Namche to sleep, thus hoping to prevent altitude sickness. So we had plenty of time to enjoy this amazing town as well as wander over the nearby hillsides and villages.

Entering Namche Bazar after a day of solid climbing

One of those “stately pleasure dome”(s) that Coleridge rattles on about! It also looks like “Alph, the sacred river” has been put into service here!

View from our bedroom

More pleasure dome stuff

I love a busy bazaar

My “local” hairdresser in Namche. A shampoo and dry sure beats the discomfort of wet hair in a cold climate. Melanie Cardillo, they will never replace you, though!

‘Caverns measureless to man…Oh that deep romantic chasm”

18/11/2019: Everest – Days 1 & 2: Lukla to Namche Bazar with overnight stop at Benkar’. (Della)

‘Main street of Lukla

The road out of town

Other trekkers: The person in front is carrying a largish day pack whilst the hired porter behind is carrying the rest of his/her gear. This was normal procedure for almost all trekkers. We, in contrast, proudly carried our own packs with everything we would need for the 9 days apart from food.

Not such a large pack: all bedding, warm clothing, wet weather gear, change of clothes, toiletries, medication, communication, safety.

The first of many road trains: Donkeys, cows, yaks…these were constant and colourful traffic. These donkeys are carrying empty fuel drums back to Lukla to be refilled with aviation fuel and carried back to Base Camp again.

Such a sweetheart! You could always hear the bells as the animals approached, so that you had time to stand out of the way. I had to bring a yak bell home with me so that I can be transported to Nepal every time the wind blows in the garden.

A proud Sherpa woman selling her produce outside her home.

Despite the shortage of good, cultivable land, almost all houses devoted space to flowers.

Our first night in Benkar with the hospitable Neema Sherpa. We were her only guests.

Suspension bridges everywhere.

Approaching our lunch stop at Jorsalle’.

17/11/2019: Preventing Batteries From Going Flat at High Altitudes: This is my ‘Poor Man’s Satellite Phone‘ after two weeks at between 3.000-6,000 metres elevation during our recent EBC trek. As you can see still 94% charged. ‘Normally’ such battery devices would be pretty much flat after just one day (even without use) – as I found out on my first time on the EBC back in 2016.

That time I also had a 5 watt solar charger which was supposed to be charging Nicads or Nickel-Metal-Hydrides pretty much all day. The days were perfect sunshine all the time but the batteries just went slowly flatter as they lost charge to the air more quickly than the solar could replace it – something I had never experienced before.

Pretty much everyone who hikes this trail (or that elevation) finds the same phenomenon many blaming it (incorrectly) on the cold – but it was not cold. I wore just a simple light short sleeved wool jersey polo shirt pretty much all day every day and placed all my batteries in my sleeping bag of a night though it never got so cold of a night as I am used to winter camping in the Victorian mountains where my batteries never go unnaturally flat.

I reasoned that it must be the altitude, but Googling it found that no-one had a solution. Extraordinary! First I thought up lots of elaborate ways to place the phone in a space which would emulate sea level air pressure (no doubt dreaming of receiving millions for such a clever invention,,,) when I realised that Aloksak had already beaten me to it/them!

They make waterproof and airproof zip-lock bags – much superior quality to the supermarket variety (which will not suffice for this purpose – they leak). If you place your phone/battery in the Aloksak bag (they come in a variety of sizes/shapes) and inflate them slightly as you seal them, then place them (gently) in your pocket or pack so that they are under ever such slight pressure all the time the battery/phone just stops going flat. Simple as that – but you can send money if you so desire:


If this doesn’t work, try this:

https://www.paypal.me/theultralighthiker

Beware too much pressure or you will burst the bag at the seams. They can be repaired eg with cuben tape. I had two spare camera batteries (I have used many times) in another bag  whose seam split. They went completely flat overnight. Fortunately I was able to charge the camera up from the two red power bank batteries in the photo below.

A Note on Charging on the EBC: Since I was there three years ago they have installed many micro hydro systems along the trail so that most of the small villages now have A/C power but it is often not enough to charge any larger battery than the single cell ones I took (in the photo below – 18650 batteries of approx 3.5 amp hours). Be warned.

Aloksak also make waterproof ‘gun bags’ which are very handy for canoeing/hunting trips: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/11/17/aloksak/

Here in Australia I bought mine from Injinji but Amazon also have them.

A selection of bags below. The two at the bottom are the small and large phone size.

17/11/2019: EBC Starting out: Kathmandu to Lukla. Flying to Lukla is the adrenaline-filled beginning to the Everest Base Camp Trek. Reputedly the most dangerous airport in the world, Lukla Airport has a landing strip just 500 metres long, with a sheer cliff on one end and a brick wall on the other. We took videos of both our landing and takeoff to share. The flight only takes 30 minutes, but believe me, Nepali disorganization manages to make the waiting last almost all day. And seats at the airport? Why would you need those? When they finally decide that it is time to fly, you have less than 5 minutes between frenzied waves towards the plane and being launched into space! Who needs to bungy jump for thrills?’ (Della Continued)

Aside: The cover photo was taken at Phaplu Nepal. Tara dropped us off there to wait for 4-5 hours instead of flying straight to Lukla. Our return flight was delayed by the same amount. Even so it was much better than the 4-5 hour each way bus trip to Ramechhap (from Kathmandu) which most visitors are having to endure ‘at the moment’. In Nepal nothing happens according to schedule!

Lukla Landing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uzYeZiyNVc&feature=emb_title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qKs7znCRL0&feature=emb_title

Lukla Take Off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVdPoT5fSiQ&feature=emb_title

16/11/2019: 9 Days Trekking the EBC: Della: ‘And so we are back! 9 days trekking along the Everest Base Camp trail, Lukla to Dingboche. Our final climb above Dingboche was as high aa Everest Base Camp, but I never wanted to experience the cold and privation of the last 2 days of the trail, so we were happy to call Dingboche our goal. And it was beyond amazing: I never expected it to be the journey of a lifetime, but it was… The soaring beauty? The time, whilst walking, to contemplate my life…? I only know that I felt more energy and happiness than one small, imperfect heart can hold, and each day that heart swelled further with gratitude for all the people whose loving support put me there: my husband and lifelong guide, my family support-crew back home who kept our home base running amidst their already busy lives, my friends who cheer me from these Facebook pages daily, and my outstanding cardiologist who saved me just moments from death exactly a year ago and then solved (though not quite “cured”) my heart problem. So many people – giving so much: No wonder my heart soared. The cynic that usually inhabits my soul might suggest that all this emotion was a side-effect of the steroids that I was prescribed to help prevent altitude sickness.. Who knows?! Nepal was certainly a fitting place for such a spiritual experience, whatever the trigger, and my gratitude will be a golden nugget that I treasure for the rest of my life.

I will bore you all further with some more pics over the next few days, but feel free to flick on past if holiday snaps are not your thing!’

Lukla-Chheplung:

  Everest View Namche:

Pangboche to Dingboche:

Nagarzhang Peak Dingboche:

15/11/2019: Global Tree Cover Has Expanded More Than 7 Percent Since 1982: https://reason.com/2018/09/04/global-tree-cover-has-expanded-more-than/?fbclid=IwAR2CZ1K4FpCZ0uS5ZpsC5w9zm0Zo_vxvP0aq1yuD2mDV21W-VP9HnJbQyR4

30/10/2019: Namaste from Kathmandu! We were unaware that Nepal would be in the middle of a religious holiday festival when we got here, but it sure adds a little extra colour and mayhem! Local sightseeing today, then flying out to Lukla at first light tomorrow to begin our 9 day trek along the Everest Base Camp trekking route.

28/10/2019: Face Painting one day, tree planting with Dad the next. Another 20+ trees down today! Now they just need to hurry up and grow!

26/10/2019: Never Get Lost – With Google Offline Maps: So long as you have a smart phone (with GPS and Compass – be sure it does before you buy it!) you don’t need a Garmin or any other GPS device, and you don’t need to pay for any maps. You can organise your phone so that you need never get lost.

However you do need to download the particular area you want to explore onto your phone as an offline map before you venture out into the wilderness. You should try this with your home area first so that you are sure you know how it works, then with a different area you are also familiar with. You need to be sure of yourself and your phone.

You need the Google Maps App from the Play Store installed on your phone and when you are downloading the map you need to be connected to the internet. . When you open the Maps App you will see three parallel lines on the top left hand corner. Click on them. A menu will open. Scroll down to ‘Offline Maps’ and select that. At the top of the page you will see ‘Select Your Own Map’. Tap on that. A map of the world will open. (probably it will already be centred on the area you re in now). You can navigate to any area of the world you want to download. Google will tell you how much space  on your phone the download will take up. Obviously you need to have the available storage. Click ‘Download’ to transfer the map selected to your phone. It will stay on your phone for a year. You have to refresh or ‘Update’ it before it expires.

Now you can go offline. So you can turn off your Wifi or data and be in flight mode and still view the downloaded map. You just open the App, go to Offline Maps (as you did before) and select the appropriate map you want the phone to display. It will open. With ‘location’ selected, by pulling down the menu at the top of the phone, the phone’s GPS will locate your position on the offline map (by tapping on the round ‘location question mark’ icon below right. , so you should never be lost again. You can view the Map as ‘default, satellite, Terrain’ etc by selecting from the menu icon on the op right hand corner of the map. You can tell your phone to default its ‘Location’ service to the phone’s GPS (rather than towers etc if you are in a remote locale. This will save some battery usage.

I use this App all the time to navigate my way around the bush both in Victoria and in distant countries. It works brilliantly when you have the map open (in offline mode).

It will even speak and tell you how to get ‘Home’ or to any described point just like Google online maps which you probably use in your car.

Enjoy your journey.

PS: Be sure to close the App and turn off ‘Location’ and put your phone in ‘Flight Mode’ when you are not navigating as it will eat through your battery.

Please tell your friends.

TIP: You need to be sure that you have opened all the bits (they are technically called ’tiles) of the map you want before you download it then after you have downloaded it you need to check (offline) that it is all there in the detail you want and need before you head off into the wilds. It takes a bit of practice.

24/10/2019: Cooking for Two: My wife, Della and I used to carry two complete cook sets but we have shrunk that down a bit. Mostly we carried two pots because it simplified heating water for a shower, but as Della almost always takes a sponge bath and as all the food we cook will fit in the one pot we decided to carry just the one. Della saves a significant (for her) weight of around half a pound (1/4 of a kilo) – and has more room in her pack.

Another reason we carried two cook sets were in case we became separated in some accident or disaster each would still be able to cook his/her own food. For the same reason we used to have two shelters, a fly and a poncho for example and two satellite communicators ( a phone and a messenger).

We think it is essential to have two utensils (spoons/sporks, two cups and two receptacles for eating out of. The first two were easy enough to just double up on but we have done some experimenting with the dish/plate. Quite a bit of shopping went in to getting one which came in at an acceptable weight.

These are the best three we have come up with. The aluminium one on the left is a plate which came in a cookset I bought back in the early 1960’s and which I rescued from one of my hunting camps recently (See: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/30/the-seventieth-birthday-platypus/) It weighs 27 grams. I doubt you will find one. The second best was the one in the centre which weighs 25 grams purchased from a local supermarket. The one on the right is a beauty. It only weighs 15 grams and comes free with a box of eg Woolworths Brand Tuna and Rice – try ‘Green Curry’ which is delish! I had been using them for hiking dog bowls for a while but they are now Della or Steve bowls as well!

So the (Della) addition to my cook set now weighs 8 grams for the spoon/spork, 25 grams for the Wildo cup and 15 grams for the bowl. My pack weight is up 48 grams but hers is down around a quarter of a kilo.

I should mention that I have also started to carry an ultralight titanium pot lid (13 grams) to use as a stable base for my burner. It is much better (and safer) than a spilled meal, and handy for doing some food preparation on too if you need to. It is from Trail Designs, the Evernew Multi Dish 0.5oz/13 grams Diameter: 4 1/8″ / 10.5cm, alos useful as a pot lid for small pots which don’t have one such as Vargo’s wonderful mug I have talked about before. (US$11.66 October 2019)

 See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/01/26/cookset-woes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/22/the-egg-ring-ultralight-wood-burner-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/06/03/ultralight-cutlery/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/10/20/ultralight-folding-coffee-cup/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/23/bathtime-on-the-trail-the-one-gram-platypus-shower/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/08/17/the-apc-and-the-sponge-bath/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

20/10/2019: Light from Heat: Although they are not (at present) ultralight, I really like the concepts behind these wonderful lamps. Lumir-k: Cooking oil fueled LED lamp:  & Lumir-C Candle Powered Led lamp:

Lumir C:

Lumir K:

This is a similar concept, power from heat: https://drop.com/buy/biolite-campstove-bundle#overview & this: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/07/20/power-from-heat/

PS: You should be able to make this system work with a Peltier on a chimney as in: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/29/tim-tinker/

20/10/2019: Ultralight Folding Coffee Cup: This cup has been officially classified as a work of art in its home country, Sweden – which it certainly is.  It is a folding coffee cup which folds down to just 1″ (2.5cm) high but it weighs just 25 gram (which is well-nigh impossible to beat for hiking). It holds 237 mls just shy of a ‘regular’ cupful (250 mls) If this is a bit small for you it does have a ‘big brother’ (or sister) which holds nearly two cups full (591 mls = 46 grams). It costs less than A$5. Comes in a variety of colours. I liked this one = desert. Wildo also make many other useful hiking utensils. You should take a look at their range.

It would make a great companion piece to those showcased in my last two posts: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/10/19/best-coffee-on-the-trail/https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/10/19/most-beautiful-ultralight-windscreen/

And of course you need something to boil the water in such as https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/01/26/cookset-woes/ or https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/18/ultralight-cookpot/

20/10/2019: Best Coffee on the Trail: While you are over at Tier Gear…This one has to be a bit lighter than the old coffee pot that John Wayne boiled over so many Western campfires. In Polypropylene Munieq’s Tetra Drip coffee filter weighs a mere 12 grams and it folds flat making it a very solid competitor to Vargo’s 36 gram titanium offering that I wrote about here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/29/the-ultralight-barista/ Of course this one also comes in titanium and stainless steel. It will make a very large cup (1 1/2 cups) of coffee or two small ones such as Wildo’s famous 24 gram folding cups. It uses a standard cone shaped filter paper.

Available in Polypropylene at Tier Gear for A$16.50 (October 2019)

Over at Munieq it also comes in Stainless Steel or Titanium (and in two sizes: 1 1/2 and 3/1/2 cups) Titanium is heavier (16 grams) a mere nothiong if you have a fetish for this remarkable metal!

20/10/2019: Most Beautiful Ultralight Windscreen: This brilliant 14 gram windscreen by Munieq of Japan (and available at Tier Gear Tasmania for A$39.95 (Oct 2019) has to take the prize. You can use one eg with an alcohol simmer stove such as Tinny’s that I wrote about here or you can join two together eg to use solid fuel.

‘Flame visible ultra light outdoor stove windscreen and pot stand from Munieq in Japan.

Micro meshed 0.2mm thin stainless steel sheet.

Assembles in a cylindrical shape

Alcohol stove or solid fuel compatible

Only 14g

Can be stacked in a mug or cup.

Multiple connect system – connect two for bigger pots or stoves

Single Diameter: 62mm x H:67mm for alcohol stove with diameter smaller than 55mm

Double Diameter:124 x H:67mm for alcohol stove or solid fuel’

It looks like it would also work well (and beautifully) with an ultralight esbit stove at 11.5 grams.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/23/tinnys-gnomes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/07/09/windscreens/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/22/ultralight-windscreen/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/27/clever-titanium-windscreen/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/21/ultralight-esbit-stove/

11/10/2019: A Radio Controlled Paper Aeroplane: (from US$49 – Oct 2019) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/393053146/powerup-40-smartphone-controlled-paper-airplane/?utm_content=TRS_82&utm_term=e2337218-6860-47a1-8369-e3ed1b20ecc0&utm_campaign=TRS&utm_source=TRS_82&utm_medium=FB

03/10/2019: Canoeing the Macalister Again: Yesterday was the first decent day of Spring: 28C and with enough water (1.73 at Licola – ideal) for a decent trip down from Basin Flat to Cheyne’s Bridge. This is one of the few sections of river that you can canoe alone (as you can readily hitch a lift back to your canoe after dropping it off at Basin Flat. Aother is Hernes’s Spur to Eaglevale ont the Wonnagatta – but you will want a pack raft for that (See: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/20/pack-rafting-the-remote-wonnangatta/)The wind was 21 km/hr from the North-West again ideal if you want a bit of an assist!

I made the trip in 3 3/4 hours allowing a quarter hour for lunch and three small portages (a small log jam and the two grade 3 rapids where I am loathe to come to grief alone at my age – though I have shot them a hundred times in the past. The first one just below Burgoyne’s Track still has a log stuck in it but is now canoeable. The second one has a (hidden) rock in the chute which has had me out a few times. Once I spilled my old Mauser 30:06 into the river there and it stuck between two rocks right in the middle of the rapid. It was some trick to recover it! You can try and imagine diving in this. (I was younger then!)

I was very pleased with my sub 4 hour time. I was not racing though. I used to complete the trip in under four hours when I was in my late 30’s so it is good to see that my upper body strength is still OK at 70. Now to get that knee fixed!

The riuver starts out sun-drenched, flat and wide. You just know you are going to enjoy this trip!

Could have avoided this log jam by taking the left fork. Many people have drowned side on to logs like this in shallow water. The canoe tips upriver, fills with a tonne of water and you are trapped in it (particularly if it is a kayak) with your nose two inches under the water! If in doubt, get out! I always have an open canoe, either (the current Old Town Pack Angler) Canadians or kayaks with holes which are open to below your knees (like the Perception Minnow). Inflatables may be safer. We have a couple of Alpacka pack rafts which we love.

A real Huck Finn day.

Lunch stop. There are dozens of delightful spots where you can camp for the night. The river abounds with of deer, trout and red-fin perch. 

The only thing I needed to make the day perfect were Della (away crafting) and the dogs – need a second person to look after them through the car shuttle. There will be another day!

It is a great section of river for white water training purposes (for folks who already have some experience in canoes). It begins with wide slow flat water and the occasional pebble race, then gradually moves on to Grade 2. Some of these are tricky and require you to develop navigation skills. Then there are the two Grade 3 rapids (below Burgoyne’s) which can be shot again and again on a lovely fine day such as yesterday was.

Things to remember:

Stay in the centre of the current.

Lean in towards rocks (plastic boats – the reverse for inflatables).

Never get side on to the current (or logs).

Beware of overhangs, logs etc – stick to the slower edge of (such) bends.

If in doubt get out and check first.

Don’t be worried about portaging. Better to be a live mouse than a dead lion – better still to be a live lion! If you hurt yourself badly alone in the wilderness you will be sorry! Why you should not do silly things like take your shoes off in a river or cross on logs! And never jump! Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

I only took a few snaps. You can view more detailed pics and instructions eg here:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/18/silver-river-endless-sky/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/01/canoeing-the-macalister-river/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/02/canoeing-the-macalister/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/01/07/macalister-river/

29/09/2019: Ultralight Waterproof Fabric: I am after some light waterproof fabric to make one of my new 10 x 10 Tarps and new versions of my Pocket Poncho Tent and my Deer Hunter’s Tent. I would like to source the fabric out of China (where most of it is made anyway) and have been trying and trying (with Alibaba) so far with little success.

If I can purchase it cheaply enough (eg for less than US$2/metre) I will then see whether I can have some whipped up (eg by someone in Vietnam) into tents etc to sell on the website…In the meantime I will source some eg from the suppliers below, possibly using a shipping agent to save on freight.

I will make the silpoly version of the 10 x 10 Tarp out of some of the .93/yd2 (above) or the 1.06/yd2 4000PU (but I will certainly use this for a groundsheet – for its extra waterproofness). As I will need 9 metres to build the tarp the material for the tarp will weigh 284/326 grams. I expect the tie-outs and guys to add less than another 50 grams to this, so I should have a very light tarp (approx 330 grams).

The Tyvek model was made out of 1.85/yd2 Homewrap (ie 2.21oz/m2 or 63 gsm) so the Tyvek must have weighed 568 grams of this, therefore my tie-outs and guys only added 44 grams.

I like the ‘Dark Olive’ colour. I made my Pocket Poncho and Siligloo tents out of it (in a 1 oz/yd2 which Tier Gear and Dutchware used to sell under the name Xenon) and have found it to be very serviceable. Sambar deer also seem to completely ignore it and will walk right up to it even in the daylight – which is nice!

I will probably make a simple 7′ x 4′ (2.1 x 1.2 m) groundsheet for it (for Della and me) – as I say out of the 1.06/yd2 material. It should weigh 87 grams. 330 + 87 + approx 10 x 6 gram stakes = 447 grams for the complete tent/shelter! Not bad for the size and flexibility this has. It can also be used as a hammock tarp.

Because this fabric has polyester on one side  (instead of silnylon) you can tape or glue to it, so that I will finally be able to make my inflatable bathtub groundsheet out of it, if I choose. I will try the simple ‘valve that the Graham pillows use for a start. If these do not work, the DIY Pack raft people have suitable valves. A 7′ x 4′ (internal) inflatable ground sheet should still weigh less than 100 grams!

I am going to make a slightly bigger Poncho Tent (one which will accommodate taller people – and in a pinch two; at least Dell and me!) I will use the .7 oz/yd2 fabric for this.  As the original weighed 185 grams (complete), I expect the new one will weigh somewhere above .7 times this – somewhere between 130-150 grams perhaps. Quite a spectacular weight for a completely enclosed shelter, (nearly) big enough for two! Of course I have to add a space blanket or piece of polycro to that (<50 grams) for an ultralight groundsheet.

The Deer Hunter’s Tent should come in at under 400 grams in the .93 oz/yd2 fabric, including floor.It is a lovely little tent.I have really enjoyed the Tyvek model. Time to finish it off in a lighter material.

Below are some of the waterproof fabric products I am looking at:

 1.4 oz/yd 47.46gsm 1 silpoly https://ripstopbytheroll.com/collections/waterproof-polyester-fabric/products/1-1-oz-silpoly-pu4000?variant=11054730177 58” 4000mm

1.3 oz/yd2 silnylon https://www.questoutfitters.com/Coated_2.htm#SILNYLON%201.1%20OZ%20RIPSTOP 62-65″ US$5.65/yd

72” wide  1.3 oz/yd2 44gsm silpoly https://ripstopbytheroll.com/collections/waterproof-xl-wide-fabrics/products/1-1-oz-silpoly-xl?variant=35045467469 US$8.50/yd 2500mm

1.24 oz/yd2 42gsm silnylonhttps://ripstopbytheroll.com/collections/waterproof-nylon-fabric/products/1-1-oz-silnylon?variant=11168938177 US$4.75 58” 2000mm

1.06 oz/yd2 36 gsm: https://www.extremtextil.de/en/ripstop-nylon-tentfabric-silicone-coated-20den-36g-sqm.html?number=70777.SAND E9.90/m 1.5 m wide 1400-5000mm

1.07 oz/yd2 36.28gsm https://ripstopbytheroll.com/collections/waterproof-polyester-fabric/products/membrane-silpoly-pu4000?variant=10662993601 US5.50/yd 58-59″ 4000mm

.93 oz/yd2 31.5gpm US$7.50/yd: https://ripstopbytheroll.com/collections/waterproof-polyester-fabric/products/membrane-silpoly?variant=21841469185 58-59” 2,000mm

.7 oz: http://rockywoods.com/7D-Ultralight-Coated-Ripstop-Nylon-Fabric 23gsm US$14.49/yd

.51oz/yd2 17.29gsm cuben https://ripstopbytheroll.com/products/0-51-oz-dyneema-composite-fabric-ct1e-08?variant=1030734849 US$32/yd 54” wide

See Also:

10 by 10 Tarp Update

The Pocket Poncho Tent

The Deer Hunter’s Tent:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/22/ultralight-ground-sheet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/02/25/inflatable-bathtub-groundsheet/

24/09/2019: The Valley of the Deer: I guess every hunter dreams of some secluded valley where it feels like you are the first person to have ever trod – at least where the deer are as plentiful and tame as rabbits and there is no competition from other hunters. Where you can arrive at your camp after a couple of day’s hard slog getting in and notice at once that no-one else had been there. For years this was ‘my’ such valley deep in the Gippsland mountains. I guess it is a wonder I had it for so long undisturbed.

But, one should be very careful who you tell about such a magical spot. And perhaps even more careful of making a path in which is easier for you to follow without stooping with a pack on. I confess my bad back has made me guilty over the years of breaking a branch off here and there so that I can smoothly thread my way through the tall timber.

Other sharp eyes are ever looking out for such give-a ways, so that one day I arrived to find my usual pile of wood burned (I always leave a pile against a late arrival), rubbish strewn everywhere, bones left near camp. Toilet paper! Some people really annoy me. Can’t they carry a 12 gram trowel? For that matter don’t they have heels? I quietly vacated a spot where I had watched countless deer over the years.

My new spot is way down that very steep hill. Nearly a kilometre vertically in only about the same distance horizontally! There are very few ways through the tangle of precipices. I want to hunt the other side of the valley, and you can’t get to it from the other side – or from this side without a pack raft.

There I go again leaving signs to show me the cleft in the rocks where I can clamber down. At 70 I don’t think I will have many more years I can make it there and back again anyway really.

I have always chosen steep country (because others eschew it), but this country is steep by even my (young) standards, and a hard fall at my age could be very nasty indeed! Still, I think I would rather someone find my beached bones underneath some grass tree on a steep mountainside somewhere in the Victorian mountains than die in bed incontinent and incoherent.

Stupidly (I know) I have broken off the odd branch to ease my passage. This time I found my way down in half the time because of it, and annoyingly where I have been others are bound to follow. This (along the river) stood out to me like a beacon – because I did not carry a machete either time. It could have been canoeists. I will hope so. No other sign of hunters.

This time Della could not come and I did not get bluffed out (like last time – poor Della!)

At least no-one else had come along and shared our precarious camping spot (below) since I was there before. Does Spot remember? Of course he does.

I carried this little raft (now US$110 – Sept 2019) to get me across the river. Under a kg and this half kg paddle. I forgot my 282 gram life vest. I am still here so it clearly would have been a waste of effort carrying it! Photo below was taken in the farm dam, but you get the idea. They are not a great craft. But they do the job. Just. I will make one of my own of these folks light weight models: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/01/02/new-diy-pack-raft/

There were a couple of swans at camp to greet me – the first I have ever seen on a white-water river. Migrating perhaps?

I set up camp for the night. My new tarp arrangement (610 grams) needed no pegs or a pole to erect. Spot and I were as snug as bugs in there,

and so cosy with that delicious warm fire out the front.

Right behind my camp was this beautiful brachychiton – with pittosporum understory. There are some beautiful sights in the Victorian bush. These Brachychitons are hundreds of kilometres from where they are supposed to grow. Don’t they know? Climate change perhaps? Get real. I have had a rare enough resident of the Northern territory travel all the way to my back fence to die. Australia is an island after all.

Next morning all we had to do was paddle across to where that creek joined the main river. Over there. Downstream of the confluence the creek had changed its course over the years creating a flat nearly a kilometre long and as much as 300 metres wide. Further up that very long remote creek are other magnificent flats – to be explored on a later trip. As I mentioned it is just about impossible to access from the other side of the river.

We are across the river and looking back (upstream) at our tent amongst the manuka opposite. I can just make it out – but I know where it is. You would never spot it from the river. I like to have my camp invisible from the river, as you never know what kinds of two-legged snakes will came along and maybe even steal your paddle (as happened to me once!) I had found a way down between the two cliffs centre. As you can see it is extremely steep, such that you can only just stand up on it.

The view downstream from the same spot. That ridge looks much better and leads to the other end of the flat (and another flat downstream). I will explore it on a future trip. I could not find where the ridge started at the top on this trip. You can get around that vast precipice near the top (I think), but there may be others!

This shot shows better just how far this flat extends along the river.

There is lots of grass to eat. If I was sheep farming there I would ‘carry’ about 3-4 ewes per acre – and this flat is at least a couple of hundred acres! A sambar deer eats 2-3 times what a mature ewe needs, but you get the point. There are lots of deer here. Hundreds!

It is a very beautiful creek – and has trout.

With its own small grassy flats

Well grazed pasture on the main flat here.

And here.

A high traffic area.

Along the back of the flat is a string of billabongs, each containing many wallows as in the foreground. I was able to see this from Google Earth – and the deer tracks going to and from them. Spot sees something at the far right end of the photo.

He knows not to go for these fellows. We have blue tongue lizards in the garden he was trained not to chase, and then moved on to not chasing red-bellied black snakes (as shown here). I have not trained him not to chase sambar deer – quite the reverse. Hence the shortage of photos of deer. He sees them off before I notice them usually – but we are here to both have fun! And I prefer eating lamb anyway. My sheep farmer prejudices showing there.

The billabongs are quite extensive – and beautiful.

Stretching downstream underneath that ridge. I naturally expected that the deer would be bedded along the ridge and not on the flat itself, but I was quite wrong about that. The deer here are quite undisturbed and have no reason not to be lazy. Spot and I may give them reason in the future to be a bit more wary!

Lots of ‘preaching trees’ along the flat. Lots of thrashing, rubs etc. Lots of stags hereabouts.

This is the bottom end of the flat looking across at another flat downriver. If I can get down the gentler ridge (right) to here this will make a better base and camp. It is also easier and closer to get across the river here. There is a good screen of bushes opposite behind which I can set up a camp.

That is the same precipice seen from the bottom of the flat. As you can see there is a way down the ridge behind it. There may be other unseen precipices as one ascends. One foot after another and I shall find out in the future.

And where are the deer, you ask. The flat positively reeked of deer. I have never smelled such a strong scent of many deer except where there is a plague of red deer in the leatherwood fringes of the snowgrass tops in Fiordland (where I go sometimes to hunt moose). And there were groups of deer sleeping all over the flat. Unfortunately the flat had suffered from a bushfire not so long ago and there was much regrowth that did not show on the Google Earth photo. Visibility was only a few yards.

A dozen times Spot put up groups of deer who leapt up, honked at him and crashed off – with him yapping in pursuit. No time to get a photo. Precious little time to even get off a shot – had I wanted to anyway. I will need to clear a few walking trails though the flat so that I can creep along without stooping under thick vegetation or making a noise if I want to shoot any. The grassy clearings here and there and wallows would be fine places for ambush hunting (if you did not have a dog with you!) but which I prefer not to do. Unsporting for the deer I feel. As I said earlier I prefer lamb anyway. And i really prefer to just see the deer nowadays. I would not enjoy hauling bits of them up those steep ridges anyway. Perhaps if i make a permanent camp down here – a drum with an Intex raft, paddle, shelter, cookset etc, so I don’t have to carry so much stuff in – and out. I might be able to canoe this river during the summer and drop one off.

The only other thing to report was that as I was driving down the precipitous 4WD track my rear brakes let go. I had spat out a brake pad as one of the pistons in the caliper had seized. You should never drive in such a manner that you cannot stop without brakes. I had a long drive back (over 50 km) without any other brakes than the hand brake (and engine) to somewhere my lovely Della could bring me a spare part to fix it. 50 years yet she never ceases to delight me!

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/23/the-ultimate-hunting-trip/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/05/the-lure-of-the-moose/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/24/10-by-10-tarp-update/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2011/12/15/faux-packraft-vs-alpacka-raft/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/04/the-intex-double-paddle/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/06/two-great-poly-tarp-configurations/

24/09/2019: 10 by 10 Tarp Update: I sewed the tie-outs onto the Tyvek tarp on Friday night and headed up the bush to give it a try-out on Saturday morning. Completed it weighed 610 grams. An acceptable weight for such a commodious and versatile shelter. In silnylon it would weigh under 350 grams.

To reiterate (just in case you have not read my earlier post yet) this is a 10 foot by 10 foot (actually 3 x 3 metre) piece of Tyvek Homewrap. I think it looks better with the printed side in. This is the simplest configuration (in the photos below) for 1-2 people pitched from the centre of one side to the centre of the other and with flaps folded in to make floor/doors.

I am using a piece of Polycro here as a ground sheet, but another (approx 5′ x 7′) piece of Tyvek (205 grams) would be even better (and more durable). A similar piece of silnylon would weigh 110 grams. Adding the weight of the guys and pegs will still give you an amazingly flexible shelter option that weighs under 500 grams!

You can also pitch the tarp as a simple floorless diagonal which will span 14 feet and have edge cover of 10′ either pegged out from from a pole or tree to the ground (as shown) or as hammock tarps between two trees. Or it can be pitched as a completely enclosed hammock shelter spanning 10′). If you are using it as an open shelter pitched much as above except from the corners instead of half way along the sides (as shown) it will accommodate several people. I would use a ridge pole with such a span. (You can get away without one to 10′).

Anyway plenty of room for me and Spot (who is hiding under my sleeping bag).

Spot has come along simply to smell the flowers.

Looks good down (a very steep kilometre vertically) by the river, doesn’t it?

You don’t need to bring pegs or a pole. The bush is full of sticks which can be used instead. A foot long forked stick like this will give the tent better purchase especially in sand than any bought peg anyway.

And it is a simple matter to tie the shelter to a tall stick.

It always looks even better with a fire out the front I think.

Especially at night.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/06/two-great-poly-tarp-configurations/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/22/ultralight-ground-sheet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/09/07/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

20/09/2019: A Magical Day: (Della) ‘yesterday revisiting Tongue Point and Fairy Cove at Wilson’s Promontory with friends. The beautiful spring weather, the good company and the 8 km walk were all very pleasant indeed, and we were warmly welcomed by the appearance of some winged luncheon guests at Fairy Cove (not actual fairies) as well as a killer whale surfacing just below the cliffs of Tongue Point’.

09/09/2019: 60 DIY Ultralight Hiker Ideas: It has been quite a while (over two years) since I first posted this. Time for an update. There are now over 100 ‘ideas’ to try out. Most will save you money or at least improve your outdoors experience; nearly all of them are my own ‘inventions’. Hope you find something useful to you.

99. Two Great Poly Tarp Configurations

 98. The Intex Double Paddle

97. A Hiking Bidet

96. Thermoplastics #101

95. A Wider Lighter DIY Sleeping Pad

94. Even More Free Stuff for Hiking

Seamless Tyvek Tipi

The Ultimate Camp Shoe

Extempore Hiking Poles

Embryo Wire

Stop Losing Your Pillow

More Free Stuff for Hiking

Free Stuff for Hiking

Best $5 Spent on Camping Ever

Fire Umbrella

DIY Dry Back Pack

How to Carry a Saw

Make Your Sleeping Pad Warmer

Whoopie Sling Guy Line Tensioner

Electric Drill Earth Auger

DIY Air Frame Pack

New Fancy Feast Stove

Budget Pack Mods

Self-Cleaning Pet Water Bowl

More Bird-Brained Things

Trees and Tree Guards

Ultralight Bathtub Floor

Convert a Car to a Camper for $50

Nightcore Tube Hat Clip

A Cure for Slippery Mats

The Siligloo

Simple Hammock Double Up

The Pocket Poncho Tent

Raincoat Shelter

Ultralight Hiking on a Budget

Ultralight Cups

Knee Pillow

Bathtub Groundsheet Chair

Ultralight Poncho Tent

Simple Hearing Aid Safety Clip

Fun With Sticky Tape – Mylar Poncho

A Ball of String and a Feed of Cray

Repurposing Camping Gear

More Fun With Sticky Tape – Mylar Vest

Fishing With Floss

Securing Hearing Aids

Four Gram Fishing Handlines

Hammock Side Insulation

An Open Shelter

4 Gram String Reverse Tripod

Linelock Tie Downs

Attaching Tie Downs to Your Pack

DIY Head Torches

Impregnable Gun Safe

Toughened Foam Flip Flop

The Ultralight Fisherman

Hand Line Fly Fishing

Cold Weather Booties

Pimping a Gorilla

Adding Down to a Sleeping Bag

Windscreens

How to Avoid Being Wet and Cold While Camping

World’s Lightest Tarp Clip

15 Gram Blue Foam Flip Flop

Tyvek Jack Russell Rain Coat – 13 Grams

Ultralight Trail Baker

Folding Staircase for Camper

11 Gram Rechargeable Head Torch

Enginesaver – Low Engine Water Alarm

Ultralight Glasses Case

Hole-less Poncho Shelter

The Ultralight Bush Chair

Pitching the Poncho – This May Save Your Life

Faux Packraft Vs Alpacka Raft

Fire Tent

Honey I Shrank the Tent

Tyvek Twin Fire Shelter

New Decagon-Octagon Igloo Tent

Home made Pack Raft

Poly Tent by the Ultralighthiker on the Cheap

DIY Hiking Desalinator

No Sew sandals

New Tyvek Forester Tent Design

Tray Top Camper

How to Light a Fire in the Wet

Catenary Curves

Bathtime on the Trail – the 1 Gram Platypus Shower

Ultralight Clothes Pegs

Tarp Bathtub Groundsheet

The Egg-Ring Ultralight Wood Burner Stove

Inflatable Bathtub Groundsheet

Tyvek Tent Designs

Tyvek Bivy

The Deer Hunter’s Tent

Tyvek Solo Fire Shelter

Ultralight Chair – Groundsheet

Mobile Phone Antenna

Trowel Peg

Some other people’s great DIYs:

Tim Tinker

Transparent Tent Instructions

Brawny’s Tarptent

DIY Crampons

DIY PFD 114 Grams

mld-thing-2

The DIY Gunsmith

DIY Stun Gun

DIY Netless Hammock

DIY Side Burner Metho Stove

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08/09/2019: The Rapid Raft: Cheap, light, quick, simple and tough – and almost self-inflating. What’s not to like? Here are the two most outstanding features.

Wonderful.

15″ x 5″ when deflated. 33″ x 72″ inflated. 3 lbs. Tubes 200 denier. Floor 400 denier. The nearest competition I guess is the Ultralight version of this one: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/01/02/new-diy-pack-raft/or Klymit’s Pack Raft: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/23/klymit-packraft/ It has to be a great option especially if there are rivers/lakes to cross on your route.

Winner Best New Gear Outdoor Retailer Summer 2019: Buy now from A$365 (Sept 2019)

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/uncharted-rapid-raft-world-s-lightest-pack-raft#/

07/09/2019: Harbingers of Spring at Jeeralang Junction: ‘Snapped late yesterday as the cold front approached!’

(Della)

In other developments the Ring-Tailed Possum I thought a victim to Brer Fox has moved his house from the plum tree (too wet) to a Macadamia behind it:

07/09/2019: Still only two swallows. They are now over a fortnight late, but I am heartened by this old post: 13/12/2016: Swallow Update: The missing birds have at last returned. They came in day before yesterday in a veritable swarm. They all wanted to check out the garage (where many of them were born) and I was standing in their way. They were swooping and diving only inches away from me as they passed by. They must have experienced a period of low food somewhere along their migratory path which delayed them until they were fat enough again to fly. Really glad to see them back though! Welcome home for the summer little guys!

06/09/2019: Two Great Poly Tarp Configurations: I know most people can’t sew (and probably don’t have much money either) so I suggest either of these two simple poly tarp ‘hacks’ for en excellent dry shelter (which you can also enjoy a fire out front with). They both also feature ‘stand-up’ room (at least if you are shorter than 6′) which I think is so much more comfortable than crawling around on your hands and knees on wet ground entering and exiting (eg to put another log on the fire).

Both can be closed in case rain decides to come from every direction at once. I recommend (if you can sew) sewing gross-grain tie-outs to them and cutting off any excess material. You don’t need the hems or useless grommets for example (and especially if they have rope in them as some do). If you can’t sew I suggest you buy some tarp clips. These ones are really good and light I find the smallest ones fine. You may even make a kayak with them.

The 8 by 8: This can be made from a 12 ‘by 12′ tarp. When I began this post I own that I intended to dig out a 12′ x 12’ model I used to use for years while waiting for hounds to wander back in from sambar deer hunting. It i s hidden in the shed somewhere. I rediscovered a couple of them I had made in my drums along the river where I went recently and spent a couple of delightful nights camped in them – I only regret I did not take any photos!

Well, I did find one:

While we were waiting for hounds, cooking our sausages etc (Brett Irving shows how)  I would set it up like this (in the rain). When I went to bed, I would drop it down, fold the back flaps under to make a ground sheet and bring the front ‘wings’ across a bit so I stayed dry all night. Of course I could also keep the fire going so I stayed toasty warm. Half a dozen could shelter safely under it during our ‘cook-up’ at day’s end.

As it eventuated I was keen enough to try out a smaller model (& in Tyvek!) that I went ahead and made it instead of continuing my search through the labyrinth of the shed:

This diagram below is for the smaller one therefore and is in feet but I actually cut the tarp out of a 3 metre roll of Tyvek, so the intermediate points are actually 1.5 metres. If you are making the 8′ x 8′ above instead you will begin with approximately a 12′ x 12′ tarp. Halving the sides will give you a 8′ by 8′ diamond in the middle with 12′ diagonals and the flaps will be approx 6′ long. The size below is likely all you will need – unless you have lots of friends!

Once I used to carry just a 7′ by 7′ nylon tarp (and my raincoat). I had a few uneasy rainy nights when the wind wanted to shift a bit, but I never got wet. I even used it quite successfully as a hammock tarp many times – and again never got wet. You can get too excitable about size and ‘making sure’. Most nights it doesn’t rain anyway – and how often do you go camping when it is going to?

This 10 x 10 tarp can also be pitched as a hammock tarp (and with closed ends on both sides!) It will definitely keep you dry under the most extreme conditions. I may add a couple of extra pieces of Tyvek to the floor (with some Tyvek sticky tape) instead of the 6 x 4′ blue poly tarp you see in the pictures below – or I will use a piece of Polycro instead. I will post the dimensions of the floor pieces when I have cut them out.

And here it is:

There will be more tie-outs.

The front flaps can be configured in a variety of ways depending on conditions. I have only altered one side in the photos. I will take it down (tonight?) and sew all the tie-outs on as I am intending a (return) trip to a new spot in the very near future. I will be taking in a canoe drum – to leave it, a fire umbrella, ultralight saw, a cookset and a A$40 Intex raft and paddle in so I can hunt/explore the other side of the river. On the trip out, and on future trips I will be able to travel more lightly.

I also need to work out a way to fire-proof my drums (as I lost so many in the summer fires). My initial idea is to bury them standing up so that the top of their lids is level with the ground (in a grassy spot). The deer will keep the grass short in the warmer months. I will then peg out a 1 metre by one metre fire blanket over it. I will have a go at dyeing it. I know that the white fire blanket will attract attention, but I am hoping that folk who get to such remote places will be civilised enough to simply use the shelter etc if they need or wish and put it/them back in the drum. When there is a bushfire it should go out at the edge of the fire blanket and not be hot enough to melt the drum.

On this trip I will see if I can find a small cave in a rocky cliff to stow it. I may take a makeshift piton and some string to secure it there.

The front opening is an equilateral triangle 7′ on a side, meaning its height is approx 6′ . You can either tie to a piece of wood (as shown) or to a small tree (if available) – which obviates the need for front guys. You could pitch it lower (and so wider) but the flaps at the front would not join.

My grandson enjoyed it.

As well as his mother and our dogs, Spot and Honey.

PS: I usually have two guys at the front instead of the one shown so that I can peg out to the ground at the side front thus making room for a fire immediately in front of the shelter (say about 5′ away).

In Tyvek the tent in the photos above will weigh about 650 grams in the 1.85 oz/yd2 Tyvek Homewrap. A lightweight blue poly tarp I bought locally yesterday had a stated fabric weight of 90 Grams Per Square Meter ie 2.6544 Ounces Per Square Yard (or 43% more) The 12 x 12 model is 44% heavier than the 10 x 10 model, so you might want to reserve it (in poly) for car camping, as I used to. Nonetheless I think you should give one a try. If I made the one above out of 1 oz silnylon it would weigh under 450 grams (under a pound) including pegs and guy lines! Pretty good for a tent with a floor you can stand in which can double as a hammock tarp.

It will cost you very little, and I’m sure you will be mightily pleased with it particularly when you want to sit in front of a warm fire out of the wind, and especially on rainy days. One advantage of such a shelter is that your back does not get cold when you are sitting in front of the fire as the heat is reflected off the back walls. I usually find that I am sitting around when the temperatures are below freezing in just my shirtsleeves!

The Forester Tarp: I haven’t got time to finish the second section of this post just now so it will become a future post. I must finish the tent above and get a few other jobs done around the farm or else I will never get away up the bush. What I have in mind is to add ‘wings’ to the front and back of this basic Forester design (cut down a little in size as in the second link below) so that the front will close (as in the tent above) and the back will also close with overlapping flaps from either side – so that the whole tent can be cut from a single piece (Tyvek is not quite wide enough – I think). This design will make a roomier tent than either the 12 x 12 or the 10 x 10 models above with more stand up room.

https://i0.wp.com/www.theultralighthiker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Whelen-Forester-Plan.jpg

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/05/11/col-townsend-whelens-forester-tent/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/02/12/new-tyvek-forestertent-design/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/01/the-dawn-of-ultralight/

Note on Tie-Outs: I would sew a piece of reinforcing material at the front tie-out (which takes all the weight of the fabric -and any flap) and also at the rear one (particularly on the Forester – for the same reason). Otherwise I have found that simply hemming the material then sewing the gross-grain ribbon for the tie outs along the hem for 2’3 inches then forming an approx 2″ loop, giving the material 180 degree twist (like a Mobius strip) – so it is easier to get the pegs through, then sewing along the hem for a for a further 2-3″ on the other side works well. As this one may also be used as a hammock tarp I might also reinforce the corners.

BTW: You can pitch either of these tarps as simple floorless diagonals where the smaller of the two will span 14 feet and have edge cover of 10′ either pegged out from from a pole or tree to the ground (as shown) or as hammock tarps between two trees. (Obviously if you were going to use it like this, you would need to carry a piece of Polycro as an ultralight groundsheet You can buy a piece 5′ x 9′ from Amazon.com.au for A$11.46).

So, something like this (or the photo of the blue tarp at the top):

Steve Hutcheson and myself Wonnangatta-Moroka Winter 2012

Or you could pitch it like this. I will have to remember to sew on a tie out to help support the back wall in this configuration.

DIY Hiker: You can find over 100 of my other DIY hiker ideas here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/02/01/poly-tent-by-the-ultralight-hiker-on-the-cheap/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/05/29/brawnys-tarptent/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/28/tyvek-solo-fire-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/05/27/an-open-shelter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/03/03/fire-tent/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/22/ultralight-ground-sheet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/25/pitching-the-poncho-warning-this-may-save-your-life/

https://www.shelter-systems.com/product-category/gripclips/

01/09/2019: Snow Day: The photo of me standing in the snow in front of the archway in the last post reminded me that back on 10th August 2005 we had this amazing dump of snow around here – South Gippsland and Southern Victoria in general. Much more snow and lower down than we ‘normally get – whatever that may mean.

Back in 1983 there was an even bigger dump. I remember it even snowed at Tarwin Lower where we were then living within 10 metres of sea level –  our driveway here at Jeeralang Junction is exactly 200 metres above sea level, so that we are safe from the Poles melting.

There was substantial snow on the road all the way to Mirboo North back in 1983 where we then worked. It was so heavy it broke the tops of the old cypress trees on our farm here at Jeeeralang Junction and they have been falling down ever since. Of course we were not living here then (1991 on) so we didn’t see it but the dump in 2005 we did see. We kept the kids home from school (as it was very cold and might become even more dangerous) so I took quite a lot of photos of it, after I had been around the lambs on the flats first thing in the morning.

This was the view across the road from our driveway as I drove down.

The Maremma sheep guard dog, Brandy wasn’t fazed by all that white stuff. He grew up on our old Dobbins Hill farm on the top of the Jeeralangs several hundred metres higher up where it often snowed in winter.

Here is the old archway again with my oldest daughter Irralee posing in front of it.

The snow was still falling intermittently throughout the day – here along the front of the house.

Looking down towards the front gate through Della’s extensive gardens.

The snow falling in front of the hills opposite.

Irralee again in front of the other archway. She must have been the first of the children up that day. She seemed very happy to see the snow (or because it was my birthday!)

We used to have a lot of this model Subaru (1981-4) -around a dozen of them! Someone had built a snowman on the bonnet of this one.i used to fit five canoes on one set of those roof racks in summer!

Mid-morning but the snow was still falling heavily. We didn’t know whether Della would be able to get to or back from Mirboo North where she worked at the time – but she did!

Brandy decided discretion was the better part of valor and sheltered under the archway.

Della’s rose garden.

Rams on the hill looking forlorn.

And others just lying around in it.

These two look quite blizzarded in.

At various times during the day I took one family member or another up the road to look at our old Dobbins Hill farm where the snow lay much heavier. This is my son, Bryn at the front gate.

And again.

My daughter Merrin.

The snow was really coming down for her. Even when she was a small child she never needed to wrap up from the cold.

But her husband, Matt did. 

After Della returned from work, she wanted to have a look there too.

And took a photo of me also standing at our old front gate. Some days the snow was thick enough up there to toboggan.

The road back down was looking a bit icy.

Looking down on the home farm from the top road.

And again.

It was snowing heavily as Della and I drove back down.

This old plum tree in the paddock looked quite magical.

There was lots of snow waiting for us in the driveway.

View of the bottom dam in the creek below the house.

And across the creek.

Heading down to the Hazelwood Flats farm the snow was much lighter though there had been more ice and snow when I first arrived there to check the lambs at daybreak. The warm water of the power station pondage just across the road helped melt it into icy puddles quite quickly.

But the surrounding hills had practically enough to ski on.

By the time Della and I got there to re-check the sheep in the afternoon the snow was pretty much all gone.

Just vast icy puddles.

And ewes standing around looking forlorn and bereft.

The worst part about such a cold day was all the stock losses. We actually lost no adult sheep (They were all in good condition – and we had plenty of hay I could put out as well) but one farmer in South Gippsland lost 300 Jersey cows. Another lost 3,000 sheep. My losses for the day were (approx) 200 newborn lambs which I found (mostly) lying dead in 6″ deep icy puddle of water when I was going around the lambs as I did first thing every morning at lambing on our property then on the Hazelwood Flats.

Of course there were others which were near expiring. I did everything I could for them,, but it was not to much effect. The best thing was putting out several dozen big round bales of hay which the sheep could tear at – in the process making warm dry beds for the surviving lambs. It was pretty distressing (on my birthday) I can tell you to be losing around a fifth of my annual income; somewhere above $30,000 (gross) worth!

Something like this: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/27/anguish/

See Also: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/08/31/the-arch/

31/08/2019: The Arch: Which I built in a morning (for $27) over thirty years ago is no more. Back on 08/06/2014 I posted this about it: Invisible worlds: the archway: Straight outside our front door we have this archway: you’ve probably seen it before in family photos, as it makes an interesting backdrop. Around here we have often been too busy to notice things, but as we are slowing down we maybe have more time for noticing and less for doing…anyway, we were sitting in front of it the other night watching the pigeons fly…And hearing them too: since a have had my new Siemens waterproof hearing aids I can once again hear the wondrous ‘whoosh’ of pigeon flight…we noticed a fair sized flock of starlings circling as well. It was just on dusk. We were wondering what they were doing.

Well, Della put the pigeon food in the loft and opened the trap. The pigeons dropped into the loft like stones. A chill was creeping in, so we turned to go in the front door. Suddenly, literally in the blink of an eye I guess, 100 starlings fell out of the sky into that archway. They must have done this several thousand times since I built it many years ago, but we had never caught them doing so. They are quiet neighbours, obviously up at sunrise and off about their business, returning swiftly at dusk, and making no outward noise to advertise their presence. I am sure the potato vine has benefited enormously from their residence over the years though. So much in nature is virtually invisible to us even if it is right before our eyes.

The arch was very simple to construct, and we do need more of them, one leading down to the shed, for example – a job for another day…I marked it out, drove 3’ lengths of ¾ gal water pipe into the ground vertically to half their length, then slipped the required length of concrete reo inside them (to form a hoop), and lengths of 1 ½ inch poly water pipe over them, Surprisingly each arch is strong enough like this for a large person like me to swing on. Having made a row of them, we simply clad them with light gal weldmesh (attached with cable ties), planted the potato vine/s, and voila! You used to be able to walk up pavers through it from the ‘guest’ parking below to our front door, but over the years Della has so cluttered it with interesting decorations this may no longer be possible…

Della had this to say about its demise: Underneath the Arches: Some Garden Nostalgia.
‘After 28 years of being front and centre of our house, our old archway has been demolished, to be replaced by a new one. Steve built the original out of gal water pipe and concrete reo covered with poly pipe, and I enthusiastically planted it out with climbing roses each end and potato vine between.

The accompanying pictures, beginning with a 3-year-old Merrin cradling her kitten “Blackie”, document the aging of that archway. Within 2 years, when the 3 children are pictured on their first day of the school year, the sky has been all but obliterated, and from then on, despite my constant battle with shears and secateurs, the potato vine took over, smothering the roses and creating a dense, tunneled thicket that became home to dozens of starlings.

A couple of years ago, the weight of all that vine began crushing the structure, so that it was impossible to even crawl through it. Something had to be done, so we added it to the jobs planned for our recent excavation work.

This was the famous ‘Snow Day’ Aug 10th 2005:

Its removal was the work of less than 5 minutes: one large munch, a roll of the jaws and a lift up and out. And while the excavator was here, Steve arranged to have it dig in the supports for the replacement walkway which he later finished with some carpentry.

    

So: the sky has returned, I have 10 new climbing roses ready for planting, and I have learned an important lesson about avoiding potato vine! The old pavers will need replacing, but I will get the garden cleaned up and replanted first.

Meanwhile, Merrin and a 3-year-old Milo (complete with a puppy, this time) posed today for a photo of our archway for the next generation.

 

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/08/invisible-worlds-the-weir/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/04/30/invisible-worlds/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/28/hidden-worlds-nocturnal-ants/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/15/boojums/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/07/26/water-babies/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/10/24/the-wildlife-seems-to-get-wilder-everyday/

21/08/2019: The Dragonfly Knife: I know I posted about this remarkable knife some time back, but mine arrived today and it is the most astonishing knife I have ever owned. Only 10 grams but razor sharp and capable of butchering a deer. It is also absolutely beautiful: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/08/20/the-dragonfly-ultralight-titanium-knife/

19/08/2019: Unusual Locking Folder: Opinel make some pretty unique knives. I guess I came to the party a bit late on this one, but I have two of them in my hand right now and they are magnificent! First I bought the Opinel No 6: because a reader (Tim) recommended it (in this post), as follows: ‘Opinel #6 has a lock blade of about 72mm at 27g. Easy to sharpen, very nice to use with its full flat grind to zero. My favourite folding knife when weight matters.: https://www.opinel.com/en/tradition/stainless-steel/n6-stainless-steel‘ He suggested the stainless model but I found the carbon steel one cheap so I bought it: https://www.opinel.com/en/tradition/carbon-steel/n6-carbon It cost me only A$16.99 (delivered) on eBay. A very good buy.

Then a friend (Jock) happened to give me a No #8 stainless for my recent birthday, so I have two to compare. Riches indeed. The No 6 is 27 grams and the No 8 has an 8.5 cm (3 1/3″) blade and weighs 59 grams.

The first thing I discovered was the unique blade lock. I had seen them in the shop and passed them over as I thought they didn’t have one. Instead they have what might be a superior one. At least there is no way this blade lock is going to fail and leave you with severed fingers – as can happen. You can see in the photos I took below how the ring-type lock they have works. They call it the ‘Virobloc safety ring’.  You just need to rotate it to make the bade stay in the open or closed position. Just hook it around with your thumbnail (as shown) though as it wears a bit it will become easier to rotate.

You can see how it moves into place completely blocking the movement of the blade in either the open or closed position.

Now completely blocked.

This is the No 6 Carbon). It has a 7 cm (2 3/4″) blade.

My hands are still pretty scratched up from nearly a week of bush-bashing I see.

It is a very attractive little knife with its distinctive and comfortable beech handle. A rounded handle like this is great on the hand if you have big job to do (such as lots of whittling, pruning or butchering perhaps. For lots of butchering the larger no # 8 might be better but this little fellow would get the job done.

As you can see (below) the No 8 fills the hand much better.

This would be an excellent knife for butchering a sambar deer – unless you don’t know how to sharpen a knife (maybe with one of these) in which case you might try the Olfa I mentioned here.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/30/the-seventieth-birthday-platypus/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/17/the-olfa-knife/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/12/ultralight-knife-sharpener/

18/08/2019: The APC and the Sponge Bath: A friend of mine coined the phrase ‘APC’ being a play on words for a major patent medicine of the 50s and 60s. Instead of the three chemicals which were its constituents (Aspirin, Phenacetin and Codeine – you just can’t get good pain relief cheaply any more!), her expression stood for ‘Armpits and Crotch’. A quick freshen up of those important areas would ‘do’ if you were in a hurry – or as so often in rural areas in time’s past, you were very short of water.

‘The Chase’ Paterson – our farm amid the forest. Most of the forest is still there. Our property was off Keppie’s Lane. The Keppies were our neighbours. Some of them still live roundabout. The house would have stood at the end of the lane which comes off it (behind ‘Glenlossie’) on the Google satellite map.

I know I grew up in a house on a farm near Paterson NSW with mostly a ‘ground floor’ which is what we said when there was no floor save the earth itself, and which had one 2,000 gallon much-repaired leaky galvanised iron water tank to serve a family of five – and frequent guests, some of whom arrived by horse and cart.

The old house is long gone now – soon even the memories will be gone…how many good times we had on that old verandah! There was always an old hound lying near the back door – this was ‘Napoleon Bone-apart’ on account of the way he lay.

Most of the walls were hessian bags to which newspapers had been ‘pasted’ with a mixture of flour and water. It gave us something to read at least! My mother had cut out a picture of a harbour scene from a magazine, framed it and hung it on my bedroom wall as a decoration. Naturally it still has pride of place on my bedroom wall today. Baths were an occasional luxury particularly in summer, but fortunately there was a pretty much permanent swimming hole in Tucker’s Creek nearby, shared with dogs, cows, goannas, black snakes and other assorted critters.

The swimming hole in Tucker’s Creek. My dog, ‘Rover’ centre. He would retrieve a thrown stone from the bottom of the stream. How I love/d that dog! Me and various Keppies fishing in Tucker’s Creek with mum’s sewing cotton, bent pins and worms in Tucker’s Creek. Mostly we caught gudgeons for the cat. The Tuckers were a pioneering family in the district who had left many ruins round about in ‘my day’. For example, there was an abandoned orchard in the forest nearby which we used to ‘raid’ around Xmas time. The old swimming hole was a great place to cool off on a hot day – and saved on baths. Me on the extreme left, about age 6.

Most nights our mother gave us a standing up ‘sponge bath’  in the kitchen. This involved just a face washer, a lick of Velvet Soap (which I still always use – I love the smell) and half a billy of warm water off the hob (there was always a fire burning in the range as that was pretty much all my mother had to cook with).

She started with the cleanest bits first and worked down to the really grubby feet – I never wore shoes until I was around 15 and starting shift work in a heavy metal refinery! Those compulsory ‘safety boots’ sure killed me then. The water was thrown on the fruit trees outside which flourished on its many nutrients, particularly a lime which furnished many refreshing summer drinks – It flourished wonderfully next to  the outhouse!

The lime tree by the outhouse.

Kids in ‘my day’ pretty much all started full-time work at 15 (or earlier eg as farmhands with permission) having had various part-time work from around the age of 10 – cleaning shops, delivering papers, milking cows and such. Mostly they left home at the same time, boarding with some other family or renting a ‘bed-sit’.

We were considered adults at 15 – and expected to fend for ourselves in all things, though we weren’t allowed to vote till we were 21. We didn’t miss much! Very few ever got into any trouble such as drugs, alcohol, crime or juvenile delinquency. Too busy working maybe! And too little money!

Of course growing up on a farm you learned to work pretty early on – before you went to school at least. I know I was up at 5:00am every morning to help my mother with the (hand) milking. My dad would have headed off to work by then eg as a fettler on the railways, or as a timber-getter in the forestry industry nearby, etc.

The ‘new’ dairy circa 1953. I used to get the cows into the yard so mum could milk them.

It was my job to first get the cows in from the frosty paddocks – in my bare feet, to get the cows in to the bails (and let them out), to carry the buckets of milk to the milk cooler and tip it in, to see that the milk cans did not overflow, to pump up by hand the well water which supplied the corrugated milk cooler, to wind the handle of the separator to make the cream, to wash up at the end of the milking – and give the milky filter paper (which he loved) to my great blue-heeler pup, Rover.

Here I am at about age four-five with my wonderful pup, ‘Rover’. My uncle Leo gave him to me. You never forget your first dog – or cease to regret their passing.

Of course I also had pigs (with the skim milk) and chickens to feed, eggs to collect, kindling to split, and so on. Mostly before breakfast, and before I was even old enough to go to school. No doubt such ‘child labour’ is illegal in this weird world in which we now live, but it was very good for you and created a broad sense of self-discipline which is an indispensable component of good character.

Feeding the poddies was another child ‘slavery’ exercise. I loved the way they would suck on your fingers in the bucket – to get them started. Collecting (loose) lucerne hay with a pitchfork. That’s me aged about 7 standing on the stack. Note the Workplace safety regulations.

Growing up in the forest meant I learned to roam the bush at will as soon as I could walk. My mother just used to let me go and figured I would be home when I got hungry. I reckon I could lead you to some wondrous spots in those hills even today. A place where a giant sheltering Moreton Bay grew, another a maze of erosion gullies, yet another where a vast avalanche of car-sized stones had tumbled down the valley and been covered with rock-lilies, a remote bat-infested cave, etc.

Once a week (usually Saturday night, country dance night’ = ‘You Beautie’!) we would have a ‘proper’ bath, ie mum would heat enough water on the stove in a 4 gallon or 60 lb honey tin which is what my parents used instead of the ubiquitous kerosene tin (as they were also apiarists) to half fill a tin ‘hip bath’ on the kitchen floor.

She and dad would bathe first, then the order went: oldest to youngest. The water was pretty whiff by the time it got to the youngest (me). I always suffered from boils as a kid – as people do who don’t bathe enough or bathe in such contaminated water. ‘Everyone’ did in those days.

Or maybe it was our diet of mostly carbs, salt and sugar – which apparently contributed to everyone’s long life! At least, no generation which ever existed lived as long as the ‘Great Generation’ of my parents, so who knows? I think a steady diet of hard work and self-reliance helped a lot too.

I still have the mini craters here and there particularly on my legs where a horribly large boil was squeezed long ago. What an awful procedure that was! You don’t want to know, particularly if you are not over-fond of pus. I am still unable to eat raspberry flavored custard!

We did so love those dances at Martin’s Creek (where we also all went to Primary school). Saturday nights there were the highlight of the week. It may have seemed like an isolated sort of life to folks today. We had no electricity or TV. Our telephone was a ‘party’ line. We very seldom visited a town. I can only remember having two brief holidays in all my childhood, one at the seaside, one on a sheep station. We listened to programmes on the radio every night for an hour before we went to bed (early). Yet I think we had more friends and personal encounters (and continuity) than children have today – and those Saturday night ‘old time’ dances at the Martin’s Creek Hall were amongst the happiest memories of my life.

Whilst I am not advocating a return to the hygiene standards of long ago, both these two bathing methods are useful on the trail – as is the occasional swim, even in cold weather. When I am ‘up the bush’ as we say, I usually manage a swim in the river or a creek every couple of days even in a Southern Australian winter (or in Fiordland, NZ) where daytime high temperatures are around 12C. It’s usually pretty quick though!

I also wash my clothes regularly in a nearby stream and put them back straight on again to dry. There is no better ultralight clothes drier than the human body – and no quicker! They strike a bit cold at first, but some frenzied activity soon warms you up again.

At other times (or if it is too cold) an ‘APC’ at the end of the day is a good idea. Just one antibacterial wet tissue is all you need. Do it in that order, (armpits first- well, hands first actually) ending with your bum. I find that I can get by with 1-2 wet tissues and a similar number of (dry) ‘Kleenex’ per day, even with an APC at the end of the day. The 10-12 pack is  best as you can keep them dry even in the rain. This could also be a good idea.

It is a (very) good idea to apply hand cream (or the like) between your thighs to prevent chafing. In the morning before you start out is best. Similarly it s a good idea to apply foot balm (or the like) to your feet every day before setting out as a blister prevention. If you wait until your skin starts to burn you are in for trouble and possibly risk a nasty infection. Likewise keeping those nether regions clean and sterile will prevent a lot of grief. See Foot Care.

I have encountered (eg) folk with multiple square inch sized infections between their legs which I had to lend them iodine to treat as it was all I had (painful but effective) – when they had nothing. This particular chap was stuck in the middle of a ten day hike unable to proceed or go back.

Fortunately I had plenty of food and a fishing line so was able to keep him going until he was on the road to recovery. It is a good idea to carry a small container of Betadine or similar for infections which may occur on the trail. It can also be used to purify water – but a Sawyer <10 micron micro filter is better.

My wife, Della usually prefers a sponge bath (from a billy) over an ultralight shower.  Because she is so small she gets cold outdoors under the shower- and she is modest. You only need to heat about half a billy of water to wash yourself all over, but you will need another to wash (and rinse) your hair, if you do, and you will need to carry an ultralight wash cloth and (half) a towel (is enough).

I recommend you test the various ‘hiking’ towels available. Most are just no damned good. The cheapest ones are (often) the best. You need to see how much (and whether) they will wick up the water off you, whether you can wring them dry, and how long they take to dry out. I use half a towel (as I said before- adequate even all the way to Everest) and cut the other half into two pieces I use for wash cloth, hand kerchief etc.

It is surprising how little water you need to get yourself quite clean, and how wonderfully refreshed you feel afterwards – particularly if you have those nice freshly washed wet clothes to put on afterwards! I would recommend scouring the billy after your bath and boiling something in it eg a cup of coffee before you eat out of it again though (e coli are nasty).

The back of our old house which just segued into a shed, as you see. Note the ‘ground’ floor. That was me on the bike (sans shoes). The meat safe (our frig) is hanging from the upright. The car + motorbike and sidecar were our only transport. You were allowed two adults (or one adult and two children) on the motorbike plus one adult and one child in the sidecar – believe it or not. All us children rode in the back of that ute when we went anywhere eg to dances in Martins Creek on Saturday nights.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/08/07/foot-care/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/22/johnny-cakes/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/04/19/neat-feat/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/23/you-must-learn-to-shoot-your-own-dog/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/02/mattresses-i-have-known/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/02/a-friend-i-met-on-the-dusky-track-fiordland-nz/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/10/21/sawyer-water-filter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/23/bathtime-on-the-trail-the-one-gram-platypus-shower/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/10/the-ultralight-fisherman/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/08/03/a-hiking-bidet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/31/i-followed-my-footsteps/

11/08/2019: My 71st cherry (plum) blossom this morning outside our bedroom window in a sheltered part of Della's wonderful garden. The rain and snow seem to have passed; the lambing has quieted down a little, the remnants of the party are cleared away. Life is good here at Jeeralang Junction. Thanks to all of you for your kind birthday thoughts. 50 wonderful years with this astonishing woman, and greedily hoping for many more. The sun has just broken through the clouds over the hill to the North-East. Life is good.

11/08/2019: Well, I have done it, ‘all three score years and ten'. Thank you all for your kind wishes. I will reply tomorrow when things quieten down a bit around here - lambs, rain snow, jobs, jobs jobs, birthday...


Loveliest of Trees – A.E. Housman

Loveliest of trees, the cherry now

Is hung with bloom along the bough,

And stands about the woodland ride

Wearing white for Eastertide.

Now, of my three score years and ten,

Twenty will not come again,

And take from seventy springs a score,

It only leaves me fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom

Fifty springs are little room,

About the woodlands I will go

To see the cherry hung with snow.

05/08/2019: Lucky 13: This is my 1300th post here at the Ultralight Hiker! That’s probably about a million and a half words (more than a dozen novels worth!) and over 25,000 photos. Quite an achievement in four years since May 2015 when I began this blog.

It has been 200 posts since the 1100th post in  May 2018 when I last wrote up a summary of our doings in the last 100 or so posts, so I thought I would showcase the highlights of the last couple of hundred posts here.

Unfortunately I/we have not been as active over the last year as we would have liked due to health issues: Della’s heart and my back and knees. We hope that these can be moved to the past and that we can get on with things a bit more from now on.

Back in May 2018 we had a couple of weeks in Scotland allowing Della to catch up a bit with her dad’s home which she had of course heard much about but never seen. We converted the hire car (a VW Golf) into a camper so that we could stop pretty much anywhere we liked. They are very liberal about camping and wandering there. You can see how we did it here: Car Camper Conversion $50

Some other of our Scotland posts: Beach Burial #2: The Cat, Car Camping Scotland, Great Scot

I got a write-up on Stuff NZ about my long search for the elusive NZ moose which I still hope to gain photos of in the future. 2019? If I can get this back and knee up to the Dusky I will be back in late summer. I have a (new) strategy which I think might work. See New Evidence of Fiordland Moose.

I continued a series of reminiscences: Mattresses I have Known, You Must Learn to Shoot Your Own Dog, Pack Raft Saves the Day, Trapped by Flood Waters, Johnny Cakes

Some more advice about Deer hunting: The Deer Hunter’s Apprentice #1, Poacher’s Moon, All Flesh is Grass, Follow Your Nose, Embryo Wire, The Seventieth Birthday Platypus

Ultralight hiking advice: Beginning Hiking, How much weight in fuel? How Many Clothes Should I Take in My Pack? How Warm a Bag or Quilt Do I Need? More Fun in the Rain, Gully Walking, Free Stuff for Hiking, Neat Feat, Lightest Cheapest Powerbank, Ultralight Cutlery…

 

Lots of general advice, eg: The Compleat Survival GuideThe Spanish Windlass, Wire Tricks, Cobb and Co Hitch, Make Your Sleeping Pad Warmer, It’s Not My Fault, Nuts to ‘Leave No Trace’, Cure Back Pain, Kill Wasp Queens Now, The Happiness Trick

Places to see: NZ’s South Coast Track: Westies Hut to Cromarty, Liptrap to the Five Mile, Alps Walk, Long and Lazy River, Wirilda Reflection, Halls Gap, Sand and Sea Training, The Ultimate Hunting Trip

Jobs around the farm somehow still continued despite stays in hospital, etc. I built a new wood shed (Several Winter’s Fires), managed to still get a whole lot of new farm trees planted The Tree-Planting Team Today, and Electric Drill Earth Auger, built some more new fences (Wildlife Proof Fencing), a New Bird Feeder for Della, pulled an old shed down, installed new rain water tanks, built a new archway for Della – and of course we had the fires: Fire at Jeeralang

Lots of new DIY hiker ideas have been developed. A lightweight trick to keep your shoulders warm in a hammock (<5 grams), the No Cold Shoulder Spreader Hammock), an ultralight saw (28 grams) How to Carry a Saw, A Wider Lighter DIY Sleeping Pad, Seamless Tyvek Tipi, Extempore Hiking Poles, Stop Losing Your Pillow, A Hiking Bidet, Thermoplastics #101

Finally a set of instructions for the fabulous Upper Yarra Track and a complete track description with by someone else: Upper Yarra Track Instructions, & Upper Yarra Walking Track, and a map: Upper Yarra Track Map.

Some fabulous recipes: Della’s Way Bread

And there have been lots of gear reviews. Some of the things I have most liked have been: a Clever Titanium Windscreen, The Pack Rifle3F Ultra Cheap Tents, Two Great Cheap Tents, The Ultralight Barista, Ultralight GlassesUltralight Bivy Bag, Tinny’s Gnomes, The Olfa Knife, The Dragonfly – Ultralight Titanium Knife, Down Socks. A couple of wonderful tent stoves: Winter Tent Stoves Tim Tinker I think my favourite (for comfort and warmth) is the Exped Synmat HL Winter M.

200 posts in just over a year is not too bad for one person – well over a thousand words written on average every day! Not so bad for an old bloke who will be 70 this week.

And, of course we have three fabulous puppies for sale starting next week: Cuteness Alert

 05/08/2019: Great quote: ‘If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen’.  Samuel Adams

05/08/2019: And another: ‘Today, college has become our go-to yardstick for minimal competence. Take a look at almost any job listing for almost any desk job in any city, and you will see “college degree” listed as an essential requirement. The argument in favor of this arrangement is that if a candidate can demonstrate that he has completed such a degree, he can be assumed to be both relatively smart and capable of sticking with things to their end. Which, in some cases, is of course true. But it is telling that none of the other experiences that demonstrate capacity and tenacity tend to make an appearance in the listings. Know what else demonstrates an ability to stick things out? Military service. Running a small business. Working at a charity. Training as a plumber. Working on a farm. Learning to weld. Keeping another job for a long period of time...’ Charles C. W. Cooke https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/08/12/college-does-not-make-you-a-better-person/

05/08/2019: If Greenland keeps melting like this it will all be gone in 25,000 years – of course ignoring the fact that it will add ice every season except summer. For example, a squadron of WW2 planes which had to be abandoned there are now 140 feet down. Such a concern: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/08/04/delingpole-greenland-ice-melt-shock-the-terrifying-truth/

04/08/2019: A Hiking Bidet: An idea whose time is right: A Portable Bidet As you can see these guys have raised a million bucks on an ‘ask’ of $36K. Not bad. Gives some idea of the demand for these things – yet they were not focusing primarily on hikers.

However their device weighs only .5lb (225 grams?) lasts 3 weeks between charges and recharges with USB. If you are like most ‘hikers’ I have seen evidence of (Yuck!) you would save a power of toilet paper – and the environment would thank you! They are on offer now for A$144 (Aug 2019).

I think a bidet is a great idea. Our current bathroom renovations will see me remove ours to make some room for wheelchair shower/toilet access (in preparation for knee operations etc – Ugh!) and replace it with a bidet seat (from Bunnings – this one is A$399 but they had a simpler one in store the other day which was around A$60 from memory )

Myself, I only ever use one Kleenex tissue (which you would need anyway to ‘pat dry’ as they say) and 1 antiseptic wet wipe which I also (first) do my armpits and crotch with, so for me there is no weight saving and the small amount of paper waste (biodegradable) goes in the same ‘cat-hole’ as my faeces where bacteria and earthworms will see it gone fairly soon – but I only hike in remote places where there are no other people. If you chose, all this could go in a bag which you carry out and dispose of ‘properly’.

You have probably seen my own ‘ultralight shower‘ which I use a 2 litre Platypus bottle (which I carry anyway) to supply. This (1 gram + free) nozzle faces the wrong way for a bidet, but you could use it Besides I wouldn’t recommend squeezing a Platypus bottle too much.

However a Sawyer Water Filter bottle is made to be squeezed. You could use a normal pop-up type drink bottle lid which you drill a few small holes in (eg with the doll needle I recommended in the above article) to create a nozzle which comes out at 90 degrees. Cheap and effective – if you haven’t got the dough, are not into gadgets and prefer DIY. The cap weighs 4 grams and the 1 litre Sawyer squeeze bottle weighs 28 grams – but you are likely already carrying it. Works fine – as you can see. You can even twist the cap to turn it off! I would not suggest continuing to use this cap on your drinking bottle to save weight though!

 

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/23/bathtime-on-the-trail-the-one-gram-platypus-shower/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/03/10/water-filter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/10/21/sawyer-water-filter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/28/trowel-peg/

31/07/2019: The Seventieth Birthday Platypus: I had hoped that this post would be titled ‘The Seventieth Birthday Stag’ but he did not emerge from his lair during my recent sojourn up the bush to check how my hunting camps had fared from the terrible bush fires of earlier this year.

I am still not fit enough for this sort of hiking after my spinal fusion but I spent four days at it nonetheless – much harder work than in times past and nonetheless only managing a daily total equal to about half my ‘normal’. They said it would be twelve months. I hope this is not a permanent situation – it informs me at least that I am going to have to bite the bullet on a new knee, soon. So many operations. I am tired of them. I hoped to make this one last until I could just have an artificial cartilage. They have begun testing in the States.

Each day just walking (not hunting) I saw at least two deer (some days four) I could have easily taken with my rifle, mainly smaller stuff, spikers or hinds. If I can chamber a round, draw a bead on the deer and count to 1,2 seconds I clearly could have pulled the trigger and made it a dead deer. These days I usually don’t shoot unless I have some particular reason. Of course I encounter more deer than I could have had a reliable shot at. That goes without saying.

I would have taken a decent stag (I guess) but one did not present itself to me during the daylight hours – though on two separate nights (the first and the last) one visited me at my tent. The first thing I knew was the overpowering smell of stag. When I switched the head-torch up to a suitable level of brightness there was a stag not twenty yards away (on each occasion). My loaded gun is always to hand on such camps (because of the risk from wild dogs particulraly with Spot along) but I have no temptation to shoot a magnificent animal at such a disadvantage. Fortunately they have never charged.

I think the wild dog numbers are down because of the fires. They would have had a field day cleaning up the corpses followed by very lean times indeed where many starved. The few dead deer i did find had not been touched even though they were days old – which is unusual.

Neither do I see any point in leaving 8-10 dead deer just lying around in the bush completely untouched – like some I found, even though they are still quite numerous. Apparently there are still plenty of young folks who would like to harvest them and enjoy lugging all the meat out, so I will leave the deer to such upcoming hunters.

You have to be quiet in the bush if you expect to observe its shier denizens. I have explained this again and again. Even with this terrible limp I clump along a lot quieter than many young people who might be quite mystified that I have the opportunity to shoot 2-3 deer a day without even looking for them at dawn and dusk, when I prefer to read a book and drink a cup of coffee – especially as that knee is damned sore! I would be able to shoot at least six a day if I actually hunted for them at the right times as well. When you get up on the ridges and gully tops actually looking for deer, you really ought to be seeing a few every dusk or you are doing several things wrong – at least where the signs (eg lots of droppings, tracks etc) indicate large numbers of deer.

Seeing lots of deer has nothing to do with ‘cheats’ like camo which I eschew. Only wool for me. Just ‘quiet foot steps’ and don’t stink! And pause. Look, look, look. I can smell a deer easily 200 paces away. It stands to reason that if you use deodorant, or wear synthetic clothing so that you smell just awful after five minutes’ exertion any deer will smell you a mile off too, and be gone.

Between two largish flats where I often camp I often pause and sit on this rock (below centre)

and just watch the river go by (below) – and sometimes a deer on the opposite bank too. On this occasion a platypus rose continually in exactly the same spot, something which they rarely do. There must have been something down there he was worrying at. Four times he popped up down below me and I snapped his photo, then he just drifted off down the stream and out of sight, which is what they normally do. He would be clearer save that he is mostly underwater.

There he is:

Closer…

And closer…

And off he goes!

I often see one when I am fetching water or washing up at my camp just upstream of here – or just as likely a deer which is hard to ‘bag’ with just a pot, cup and spoon. I think I have seen more deer washing up than in any other place! I should invest in a heavier calibre spoon. The old one has ‘taken’ heaps of deer though. I just point the spoon and pull the trigger. ‘Bang’ I say, and off the deer goes.

In this kind of bush-stalking sambar deer you don’t get very long to gaze at an individual deer, nor is it ever very far away. I guess you put it up 20-50 yards away. I have bumped into sleeping deer a few times. Once I actually went to step over one. It honks and is off. You have maybe a couple of seconds to decide to and to shoot it. A 12G shotgun would work well and pose less danger than a rifle. Perhaps lighter too. Buckshot would make certain of it, but it is not ‘approved’. Why do they think it is so named? A telescopic sight is not much use, and you would likely damage it pretty soon – at least the many knocks and drops my .308 usually takes over a couple of days would ruin any scope I know of. The iron sites are fairer to the deer and more reliable anyway. And you can see what you are shooting at.

As I am there to hunt deer and not to photograph them, I rarely get a photo opportunity. It takes a lot less time to load and point a gun than to turn on and point a camera. The deer would be gone just about every time. Now and then you are sitting down somewhere and a couple of deer will wander out of the treeline on the opposite side of the river to have a munch. It would be pointless shooting them there as it might be half a day or more up or down the river to a crossing point – if there is one at all. Somewhere like this where the platypus was. Some sweet clear grass (and forbs) over there. Deer love forbs.

You know, like this:

Again does and young stuff. If you want to hunt stags (reliably) you will have to go look for them. Or cheat. As most do. Lying up on game trails or wallows is the least of it. So often in forums I notice people ‘proudly’ posting photos of stags they have ‘shot’ where it is clear that the animal is on the edge of a track or road, or way out in the middle of a paddock.

Some are not so careful to conceal their malfeasance. A young bloke I used to take hunting recently posted such a photo. The animal was clearly lying dead in the middle of a paddock around mid-day. Yeah, sure. You could tell by the shadows or lack of them. If you lie in bed that late you will not catch a stag in the middle of a paddock. This young hunter had even forgotten to change (back) into his hunting boots. And his shoes were dry even though the grass was wet, so he had only just stepped out of his car to photograph an animal he had unfairly shot over the lights the night before and let spoil (by not gutting it quickly) so he could get a photo-shoot the next day! He was also far too neat for a man who had spent the day hunting. I was embarrassed for him actually.

If you want to take stags (reliably – some will just pop up as you walk along), you will have to go look for them, and to get to them you will have to walk through all the does and young stuff who camp lower down (their food demands are greater – all that growing to do) and so act as a signalling device for the mature stags. I notice too that stags are much less prone to honk. They will more often just watch you quietly walk on by. The survivors no doubt develop this ability. When you do spy one (out the corner of your eye) load your gun and make it ready to swing up quickly before you turn to look as he will bolt the second your eye rests on him. They will often be found alone or in groups of 2-5 animals quite high up (relatively) but often in very thick stuff which will act as a screen and a burglar alarm. It is easier in association with a mate to bolt them out with dogs of some sort, just like flushing foxes from patches of cover. There are pairs of old guys out there who have garages full of antlers taken in this way.

Four out of eight of my camps were just melted ruins like this with very little that could even be salvaged. Surprisingly I did salvage a single pot I have owned since 1970 and an aluminum plate I bought in 1963 and used when I was droving when I was still at school! I actually brought the plate home with me! A sentimental journey.

As I had positioned the camps about 1 1/2 hours walk from each other up the river and I lost three in a row, this means I have a gap of nearly 6 hours. I will probably re-establish (at least) the middle one of the three during a canoe trip over summer as that is too much of a gap for me to be comfortable with nowadays. Of course each camp could act as a base from which to do day hunts (out to the sides) or overnight fly camps likewise so that I would cover a lot of ground laterally as well as lengthwise. There are some very promising side ‘gullies’ joining this river. Some of them days’ long.

You have to learn where they begin to run again higher up, and where there is a suitable flat spot high up for a fly camp – or else take a hammock, which is a great idea actually. A hammock should weigh no more than approx 150 grams. Often there is water very near the top (one reason stags camp nearby!) Lower down the water often seems to go underground for sometimes kilometres before popping up again nearby the river junction. There must be a hydrological and geological reason for this. It would help you find gold if you made a study of it.

I will miss those huge Tyvek shelters, 16 feet on a side. They were just so protective and roomy. As you can see from the two photos below I had lain the black drums next to or under large logs where they would (likely) not be found (in dampish spots, and above flood level). I suspect they were not found, but it is also more than likely that the quality of person who makes the large effort to undertake multi-day backpack hunts is not likely to interfere with what might (after all) be another person’s safety or survival. It is the ‘golden rule’ much neglected nowadays. ‘Do unto others’…Most of the drums included a statement that I did not mind if others used the facilities provided they made an effort to replace anything they may have used. You can get an idea from the photo below what the shelters were like. I will probably make rather smaller ones in future as it is usually just me or perhaps two of us.

I think I will take in a few (approx) 1 metre square sheets of (green) flat iron, or a square of fire blanket material if it will take dye. Have to experiment. In future I will bury the drums (on their side) in an open, grassy spot just to ground level so they are easy to get to and just lift out. I will place the sheet over them and lay stones around it to keep it down – or peg them if I use blanket. This way a future fire (which will be traveling very slowly over well-chewed grass should stop at the edge of the sheet and leave my drums alone. They will be easier for others to discover but you have to trust the good offices of strangers sometimes too!

That’s me with my young American friend Steve Hutcheson from the Dusky Track relaxing in one way back in 2013.

Steve Hutcheson and myself Wonnangatta-Moroka Winter 2012

I do love a campfire. Here is a photo taken on my second night out which happened to turn out quite nicely thanks to a clever feature of my new camera. A wondrous shower of sparks.

I even made a video of it which certainly showcases what serene beauty there is in such wonderful wilderness camps.

This is the view from the other side, looking in. Not such a serene beauty I know! But note the wool clothing – and that one is not tidy at the end of a day’s hunting!

I am sitting in is my little sub 200 gram ‘Poncho Tent‘ which I have probably tested enough times now. It is big enough for Spot and me but I am somewhat vertically challenged. Even so I could use just a little more length and width to be really comfortable and feel completely safe (dry) whilst still being able to be use it as a poncho. I will extend this one a bit even though that won’t look quite so neat as a completely fresh one would (but will  save money) which doesn’t grow on any of the trees around here either!

I figure to add less than 50 grams. That will be just enough (I calculate) to fit two very good friends in (me and Dell at least) and yet still weigh (probably) less than 300 grams all up including tie-outs and pegs. Another 25-50 grams or so for an ultralight floor. This is using the one-ounce per square yard material I currently have. Dutchware used to call it Xenon Sil but he doesn’t seem to have it any more. I have discovered some material which claims to be .7 ounces per square yard and yet still is 2500mm waterproof. I will get a sample and try it out.

You have to be careful when laying out your ground sheet that none of it protrudes under the edge of the tent. A tiny pocket handkerchief of such material protruding will easily collect a glass of water when a shower comes by and redirect it right under your  bum. A wet arse in the middle of the night is annoying. Polycro really is a great ground sheet material though it will need to be checked for holes (and replaced) oftener than something made of lead!

I am also thinking about making my Deer Hunter’s Tent just a tad larger, so after I have prototyped it in Tyvek I may use the new material to make it. In this new material (without a floor) it should weigh less than 300 grams all up too. The Poncho Tent is not quite wide enough to sit inside facing towards the fire and keep your legs dry when it is raining. (Roof too low). You have to sit side-on which is inconvenient. The Deer Hunter’s tent is wide enough for two people (and two dogs) to sit side by side facing the fire and (all) have dry legs in the rain. I do love the sound of the rain on a tent. Of course I would, as I grew up in one.

I also want to revisit the Forester Tent. I never really did finish the prototype. While I was away I spent a couple of nights in older versions of my Tyvek shelters. Their openings gave me an interesting idea to try out on the Forester. More about that later.

I have no idea whether I will finish all these projects or be able to offer them to others for purchase. I will be 70 in a few days  – as you may have gathered from the title. Thank you for your good wishes on that occasion. Della really thinks we have ‘enough money’ and should just ‘smell the roses’ (which she likes – I loathe the wretched things!) or at least not begin a new financial venture, but time will tell. You certainly don’t need much money anyway to be deliriously happy all your life. A wonderful woman help though.

This is a spot I often used to camp in my big Tyvek shelters. It got pretty badly burned, as you can see. So much timber down. It makes walking so much slower and more difficult. The bird song (which had been coming back here and there after the 2006 (?) fires has ceased again. I also find this really tragic. The current land managers have no idea at all. They are driven by some wicked green agenda which has no basis in practical reality. The result is the episodic widespread destruction we see here.

Several different angles.

So much timber down everywhere make it so much more difficult to walk. This is what it used to look like. The tree my gun is leaning against is the same tree in all the poncho tent photos above.

People ask me what I carry. Here are the contents of my poncho tent after I took it down. It’s not a lot for a trip of what might turn out to 5-6 days’ hunting is it? The gun is leaning against the log I am sitting on while I roll up the poncho.

There is just so much destruction. This used to be such a pretty little valley:

One plus I guess is that you can now see (but not for long!) some of the C19th pack tracks which had completely disappeared into the bush. DOC or Parks Vic (whoever they are) could give some thought to keeping them open as hiking trails – but I doubt this will happen as they never get out of their cars or offices and into the bush, so they wouldn’t know or do anything if they did! These pack tracks are everywhere in the Victorian bush (wherever there were miners anyway), as so much stuff had to be transported on horseback or wheel barrow. Most places they are hard to notice. Of course there are innumerable overgrown old timber trails now too.

Here we were just having lunch, hoping that some Voyageurs, some canoeists would come along and give us a lift out. Worse luck we had a couple more days walking.  Lichen is wonderful.

Many deer have survived the fire but most are not in great condition. I found a dead hind in fairly ordinary condition who had probably died of pregnancy toxemia and a poddy who had probably starved to death – this long after the fire. It stayed pretty dry for a long while after the fire (I know we were hand feeding our sheep from mid summer until very late autumn – in a better rainfall distriict) so that regrowth was a long while coming on. It is there now but is really what farmers like me call a ‘green drought’. The bush will be suffering the effects of this neglectful fire for a generation or more!

If you have been reading this blog for a while you might remember Tiny’s deer from many years ago.

Tiny loves deer - she likes them cut up a little smaller though.

It had disappeared into the forest floor. The fire had uncovered its bones. Gave me quite a sentimental journey I can tell you what with Tiny now dead these two years past after having shared the planet with me for 18 years. Tempus fugit my old son. Time to carpe that old diem. Cheers, Steve.

See Also – and don’t forget the many links I have placed in the text above:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/15/sambar-stalking-101/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/05/20/the-deer-hunters-apprentice-1/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/28/the-ultralight-deer-hunter/

24/07/2019: Tinny’s Gnomes: While I was working on my post about Simmer Stoves I just could not resist ordering a couple of Tinny’s stoves. I have to admit to being a bit of a collector of these wonderful contraptions. It is true that there are Minibull stoves I don’t own, but time will probably take care of that!

It is very difficult to get clear photos of alcohol flames. I had to take over fifty snaps to get two that were this good – and I had to wait for night before I could do even this well. Both stoves have wonderful patterns both in full flame and simmer though, don’t you think?

The one on the left is the Gnomatic at 12 to 19 grams (with simmer lid) and US$15 and the one on the right is the Turbo Gnome at 12 to 20 grams (with simmer ring) and US$20. They arrived within a week. Freight to Australia was US$20. They are a great bargain.

Both have a rolled piece of carbon felt inside so they won’t spill even if you knock them over. They are easy to blow out when you want to stop cooking. You could reverse the bottom piece (as shown) on the Gnomatic to make a lid for it and hopefully contain some of the unburnt fuel.

You push the burner down on the Gnomatic and add the simmer ring to the Turbo to (instantly) achieve this result:

Of course you are going to have to add a pot stand or use something like a Caldera Cone to use them but they should give you many years of excellent trail food.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/08/more-simmer-stoves/

23/07/2019:  Johnny Cakes (or ‘journey cakes‘ as they once were known) also fried scones and maybe ‘bannock’ (from the Latin, ‘panis’ or ‘bread) if you hailed from Scotland. You can see that their (European) origin is quite ancient. They  were once a basic food item. Folks took little else into the bush (by way of food) except for the main ingredients to make them – flour and some salt. They supplemented them with things caught or killed (fish and game) – as in this post.

Other than that, a tarp, blanket and axe to make a shelter and a fire with. A billy and a frying pan. Given that these items might be distributed amongst a number of people (along with the gun and the fishing line) I shouldn’t be surprised if this did not constitute a more ultralight mode of travel than most people undertake today, given especially that people might have been ‘up the bush’ for a month or more at a time on journeys in the past.

Shearers, shepherds and drovers especially used to make them. In C19th Australia these were folk who were ‘on the road’ (and mostly where there were no roads) for months at a time. Because of our vast distances (and being afoot) they were often weeks between supplies, as in this chorus (which I’m sure you recognise):

‘With my ragged old swag on my shoulder
And a billy quart-pot in my hand,
I tell you we’ll astonish the new chums
To see how we travel the land.’

I have always loved the old Australian folk songs: Wild Rover No More, Old Bullock Dray, Banks of the Condamine, Wild Colonial Boy, Moreton Bay, Flash Jack from Gundagai and the like. One of these old songs, ‘The Springtime It Brings on the Shearing’ collected by Overton in his ‘Wallaby Track’ collection in 1865 has the wonderful line, ‘after the shearing is over And the wool season’s all at an end, It is then that you’ll see those flash shearers Making johnny-cakes round in the bend‘.

You could check out this version of the song by an old (late) mate of mine from the 1960s, Gary Shearston, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc0YiR89vXw It is one of the best.

I like the holiday spirit of it. The sense that though the shearers are ‘flash’ (or ‘flush’ – with money) that their preferred abode is nonetheless just where you would have found that Australian icon the ‘Jolly Swagman’ of ‘Waltzin’ Matilda’ down ‘by a billabong’ or nearby the river’s bend (‘The river on its bars’ as ‘Clancy of the Overflow‘ expressed it).

the drover’s life has pleasures that the townsfolk never know.

And the bush hath friends to meet him, and their kindly voices greet him

In the murmur of the breezes and the river on its bars,

And he sees the vision splendid of the sunlit plains extended,

And at night the wond’rous glory of the everlasting stars.‘ – Aah!

Of course this is the best spot to camp. You are down out of the wind. Australia is awesomely flat. It rises (or falls) by only a few feet (on average) from one side of the vast continent to the other. For vast distances (hundreds, even thousands of miles) the gradient is less than an inch per mile! The wind blows almost constantly from the West more or less strongly. It is rarely less than 20 kph. In the summer the wind is a furnace’s breath. In the winter it has an icy chill. Spring and autumn are best.

Those Western rivers (of the Murray-Darling) which drain half the continent are very slow and meandering. There are a million such shady bends and many such billabongs where the river crosses the bend to make a new course. It is the easiest spot to get down to the water. There is often (usually) a sand bar, and of course the occasional floodwaters heap lots of handy firewood up nearby, but trees are always falling into the river or dropping their branches Australian trees are ‘self-pruning’, so beware. Don’t camp under a large tree.

The Western rivers of Vic, NSW and Qld (the Murray-Darling Basin) are still today a great way to see the real Australia. Mostly the river margins are public land and so can be traveled (by foot or canoe) with great freedom. Of course any scattered towns are strung out along the rivers like pearls. They still provide innumerable camping opportunities especially away from roads. River heights and recommendations here: http://www.waterwaysguide.org.au/AboutUs & https://www.adventurepro.com.au/paddleaustralia/ & https://paddle.org.au/recreation/where-to-paddle/

The rivers are alive with fresh fish, eels and crayfish of several different kinds – yabbies and ghost shrimp mainly, but also ‘Murray Crays’ – in any case some of the tastiest tucker you could wish for. And naturally countless wild ducks. When I was a kid the country was also alive with rabbits, sometimes almost literally. I have seen whole paddocks which seemed to be just a moving blur of their tawny fur. Not so many these days, but still worth your while to carry a gun to supplement the pot with. All good eating, and a pleasant accompaniment to your ‘cakes’.

Marie Jones c1945 Great Dividing Range securing a rabbit for the pot.

The ‘ghost shrimp’ require a hoop net covered with fine material. They are normally invisible against the bottom – even in clear streams (which the Western rivers are not – take a filter). Practically anything will attract them (even a bar of ‘Velvet’ soap)! You will be astonished at just how many there are – though they are small (2-3″ usually). Still it doesn’t take long to get a feed. Just bring them to the boil in your billy. They colour when they are ready < a minute will be enough). You can peel them if you like, but they are fine eaten whole if you don’t mind crunchy. Yabbies and crays will need peeling.

Many of the rivers are now alive with European carp which are not great eating from muddy water. Their (preferably rotting) flesh is great bait for crayfish of all sorts though. The yellow (and silver) perch – and of course the ‘Murray’ cod are great eating, as are freshwater eels. You will not go hungry along the Western rivers. Apart from wild ducks (which can be legally taken – licence conditions apply) the thousands of miles long fringe of bush along the rivers is home to an astonishing array of creatures: hundreds of different bird species (especially obvious are the brightly coloured parrots and finches), many kinds of reptiles (nothing that can eat you – but there are many poisonous snakes, so take care) and amphibians, lots of marsupials (the grey kangaroos as the most numerous), but there are many possums and smaller creatures too. As you ‘travel the land’ of this vast river basin you will always have several wild creatures in sight – and that is only in daylight. remember most of Australia’s animals are nocturnal or at least crepuscular.

The Murray alone is 2500 km long and the Darling 1500 km. There are over a dozen tributary rivers flowing into the Darling alone. Some of the Murray-Darling tributaries are huge themselves: the Lachlan and Murrumbidgee are each 1500 km long!

If you are traveling inland between Melbourne and Sydney or Brisbane it is well worth your while to go out of your way and detour from Cowra to Forbes along the magnificent Lachlan Valley Way which parallels the Lachlan River for nearly 100 km. Here you will see many billabongs and some splendid examples of the remnant forest I have been talking about. In many places you can simply drive off the road and across to the river, sometimes a kilometre away. There are many great camping spots.

My parents were itinerant beekeepers in Western NSW chasing the honey flow for months at a time along the remnant forests which skirt the Western rivers. We camped along those waterways all through the 1940s and 50s but they are little changed today. My mother often made ‘Johnny Cakes’ for us by the banks of a river on a trusty much-repaired Primus stove. Every night we slept under canvas on an army cot wrapped in our woolen blankets, lulled to sleep by the chorus of frogs, the chitter of possums and the splash of fish jumping in the river…and always, ‘the wond’rous glory of the everlasting stars’ – as Clancy phrased it. Under that clear, dry air there are more stars than you will see anywhere else on earth!

Lawrence Jones c1945 with 1926 Chev truck . Great Dividing Range. Note honey tins and hound Felix.

In the C19th (especially) the Western Rivers became ‘highways’ for itinerant workers (such as shearers, shepherds, drovers etc) and the river bends became way-stations. My great grandfather, George Harvey was a carter (as his father before him) bringing wool down from the great outback stations to the (then) important river port of Morpeth on the Hunter River upstream from Newcastle. They were camped one night outside Uralla New England NSW with such a load when the menfolk decided to go into town to the pub at night for a few drinks. My great grandmother Margaret and a baby (maybe my grandmother Rose) were camped under the bullock dray. During the night she heard men’s voices approaching and the baby decided to cry. She then heard a man’s voice say “Come away there is a woman’ and they faded into the night. This would have apparently been Starlight or Thunderbolt the bush rangers. One of them was well known for his delicacy towards women.

You can imagine some of the camps becoming quite permanent eg with bark huts popping up amongst the river red gums. Much construction was done with what would be considered rubbish today: earth, twigs, bark etc. Rabbit skins for example were a useful resource (likewise wool). Fencing wire (and netting) found a thousand uses from toasting forks to building fasteners (See: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/08/the-spanish-windlass/). The netting was an important component of fish traps which ensured a ready supply of fresh fish. Unfortunately some platypus and turtles drowned – this does not happen if a sufficient part of the trap is left above water and checked regularly. Empty kerosene drums were flattened for all sorts of uses (think skillets and even building cladding and roofing). Used newspapers were ‘painted with flour and water to create (entertaining) dividing walls. Families often grew up in such huts. I know I spent my early years in a house with an ‘ground’ floor – as we used to call it when the earth was the floor. You can still see this today at Harry Smith’s Hut at Eaglevale on the Wonnangatta. There would be little archaeological evidence today of such important camps.

Johnny Cakes are just a version of damper except that they are fried rather than baked. If you don’t have a frying pan you can just wrap the dough around a stick and bake it over the coals turning and turning it until it is brown and crisp on the outside, yet still doughy on the inside – or you can filch a length of netting from a farmer’s old fence or a stray sheet of corrugated iron will also serve as a griddle. Or you can acquire a frypan! I prefer to use a bit of dripping or tallow (mutton fat) to fry them with as it has the highest melting point (40C) of all fats. It is also tasty. Oil is too hard to transport without the risk of leaks and having packs and clothes thoroughly messed up.

I used to have lots of recipes in my head for them, as I made them all the time, but I guess that’s over twenty years ago now, and I never wrote them down. My mate Woody reckoned the best mix was to just add flour to a can of beer until you had a stiff dough, and then fry that. Tasty I agree but seems like a waste of a cold tinny – and I usually don’t have one in my pack anyway. There is some sound advice there though. If you mix this way, slowly and carefully you will get to the point where the dough is no longer sticky and it all comes off the surface you are ‘working’ it on and your hands and fingers also become perfectly clean without washing. Then it is time to cook.

Recipes: The oldest plainest recipe was to use a 1 lb (500 gram) packet of self raising flour to 1 teaspoon of salt. Mix slowly with about 3/4 of a cup of water – but remember the earlier advice: add the water slowly until you have a very stiff dough which removes all the sticky from your hands and work surface. Make into cakes about 3-4″ wide and 1/2-3/4″ thick and ‘fry’ slowly on low heat. Turn when golden on one side.

I would add to that some powered milk (a table spoon?), a teaspoon of sugar, a couple of teaspoons (perhaps) of desiccated coconut and a couple of teaspoons of slivered almonds. Of course you can add anything you like to make them a bit tastier (sultanas or raisins for example). It can be a good idea also to work some ( a few teaspoons) of the dripping into the cake mixture before you fry them.

On many long journeys in the past I have made them up to go with my evening meal and held a few aside to eat with some condiment (jam, peanut butter, etc) for my lunch. I must be getting old (and I am trying to cut down on the carbs); I am finding such chores a bit wearisome these days. That being said, having written about the damned things I really have a hankering to make some now! Cheers.

‘Oh, the springtime it brings on the shearing,
And it’s then that you’ll see them in droves,
To the west country stations all steering,
A-seeking a job off the coves.

Chorus: With my ragged old swag on my shoulder
And a billy quart-pot in my hand,
I tell you we’ll astonish the new chums
To see how we travel the land.’

PS: Of course, as you know we have been sheep farmers for over thirty years, so we have more than a passing acquaintance with shearers and shearer’s songs – and food!

Talking of Johnny Cakes and billabongs reminds me of our national song:

Deconstructing Waltzing Matilda, Australia’s Favourite Song

Waltzing Matilda is an Australian icon. It is quite likely that more Australians know the words to this song than even their national anthem. There is probably no other song that is more easily recognised by a populace: young or old: native or a newly arrived immigrant.

The lyrics to Waltzing Matilda were (allegedly) written in 1895 by Banjo Paterson, an Australian bush poet, while holidaying on a huge cattle and sheep station (ranch) in the Australian Outback. He was inspired by a tune he heard being played by Christina Macpherson the daughter of the owner of the property.

Banjo and Christina worked together composing the song. Whether they also got it away is left to your imagination. She set the music for Waltzing Matilda. The song was an instant hit. The words were written to a tune played on a zither or autoharp by 31‑year‑old Christina, one of the family members at the station. 31? Old for such high jinks!

Macpherson had heard the tune ‘The Craigielee March’ played by a military band while attending the Warrnambool steeplechase horse racing in Victoria in April 1894, and played it back by ear at Dagworth. Paterson decided that the music would be a good piece to set lyrics to, and produced the original version during the rest of his stay at the station and in Winton.

As with so many icons of the Left, there is a degree of dishonesty at its heart. For example, the tune was stolen: The march was based on the Scottish Celtic folk tune ‘Thou Bonnie Wood of Craigielea’, written by Robert Tannahill and first published in 1806, with James Barr composing the music in 1818. In the early 1890s it was arranged as the ‘The Craigielee’ march music for brass band by Thomas Bulch.

This tune, in turn, was possibly based on the old melody of ‘Go to the Devil and Shake Yourself’ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1DPWLumvw), composed by John Field (1782–1837) sometime before 1812. Banjo’s song was first recorded by John Collinson in 1926. You can listen to it here: http://aso.gov.au/titles/music/waltzing-matilda/clip1/ I think I prefer the original title, ‘Go to the Devil and Shake Yourself’!

Of course Paterson composed the song in what was to be the birthplace of Australia’s Left (Australian Labor Party = Barcaldine) just after the great ‘Shearer’s Strike’ of 1891 (itself a consequence more of the 1890’s (climate change) drought than anything else, and the founding of the unsuccessful ‘New Australia’ in Paraguay (by the disgruntled leftist insurgents 1892).

All these things are connected, and connected to the Australian leftist (ortho) doxy! One day their history will be written, but not be me! In 1890 Bourke was a centre of ‘culture’ (if you can call anything the left touches ‘culture’), had a grand opera house, was a centre of ‘civilisation’ and a magnet for the literati. It was no accident Paterson was there.

Today it is a hell hole (after a century of leftist social experimentation) with the highest crime rate of anywhere on the planet, for example. Interesting aside: In the Western Lands Lease country (West of the Darling) in the 1880s you could milk a cow on four acres. There were substantial towns all over the place and 100,000 folk lived there. The great drought of the 1890s (which never ended) caused all those people to move and all their settlements to be abandoned. Climate change!

The ‘New Australia’ movement wanted to secede and form their own socialist paradise there. It had to be abandoned as a result of the 1890s drought (that’s why they went to Paraguay https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia) and never recovered. No-one at all lives there today! I suspect a leftist future is no different from a leftist past!

The socialist ‘experiment in Paraguay (like all such elsewhere) did not work out either, and was eventually abandoned – the descendants of those settlers were accepted as Australians by the Whitlam Government in the 1970s when they returned to Australia. Caroline Jones made a doco (‘And Their Ghosts May Be Heard’) about it (which was excellent). You can buy it here: http://shop.nfsa.gov.au/and-their-ghosts-may-be-heard

First read the song Waltzing Matilda (below) again , then I will begin to ‘decontruct’ it for you:

Waltzing Matilda, Lyrics to Song

1Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong

2Under the shade of a coolibah tree

3And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled

4Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?

5Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

6Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me

7And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled

8Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?

9Along came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong

10Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee

11And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag

12You’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.

13Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

14Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me

15And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled

16Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?

17Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred

18Down came the troopers, one, two, three

19Whose is that jumbuck you’ve got in your tucker bag?

20You’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.

21Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

22Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me

23And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled

24Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?

25Up jumped the swagman, leapt into the billabong,

26You’ll never catch me alive, said he

27And his ghost may be heard as you pass by the billabong

28Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.

29Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

30Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me

31And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled

32Who’ll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?

Just some key words: First ‘camped’ (Line 1) rather than ‘trespassed’. This innocuous word sets the scene for who is in the right and who in the wrong in this interchange of ideas and clash of social classes. The swagman is innocently ‘camping’ amid a benevolent nature which will provide him with all its largesse (food, drink peace) as his ‘right’. The tranquillity and ‘appropriateness’ of the scene is emphasized over and over again by the choice of words ‘waltzing’ and ‘singing’ for example (Lines 11,12,13,14,15,16!).

There is no indication that he is a ruffian who has no business being where he is. In reality the swagman is a shiftless idle derelict, illegally trespassing on someone else’s private property which the owner has paid good money for and spent considerable effort and work building up, eg creating mobs of (highly edible) sheep, which the swagman wantonly kills and steals.

The ‘class’ difference between the protagonists (and the role of the Government in reinforcing this class system) is emphasized by the choice of word to describe them their conveyances and possessions. The swagman is on foot (‘waltzing) whereas the owner (described disphemistically) as a ‘squatter’ (as if he had no right to the land -though he had actually paid for it!) is ‘mounted’ (to stress his ‘

High falutin’ nature, and not just on any common nag (it would in reality have been a ‘whaler’) but on a ‘thoroughbred’ (which would in fact have been little use for mustering sheep – it would break its legs!) His actions are backed up by the full force of the establishment and the law by the presence of not just one but by a whole bevy of gendarmes (three) so that at the outset the ‘poor’ swagman is outnumbered (four to one) by the onerous forces of capital and the law – O, the injustice of it all!

Of course the poem was written in response to the Great Shearer’s Strike (it became almost a civil war) and led to many gaolings and deaths, and the burning of many shearing sheds – and also to the founding of the ‘New Australia’ colony in Paraguay and incidentally to the founding of the Labor Party, not far from where it was written – by just such leftists as Paterson.

In those days Bourke was a centre of culture. Many people wanted to form a socialist republic West of the Darling where 100,000 people dwelt then (but no-one does today- after the drought of 1890 failed to go away – climate change!) Today Bourke has the highest crime rate in the world!

Let’s look at how that crime is dealt with: The ‘jumbuck’ (‘sheep’ = Line 9) is obviously innocently coming to the stream for its evening drink when the swagman ‘grabs’ him and ‘stows’ him. The violence of this encounter is glossed over and the swagman places the remains of the sheep in his food bag as if it were his own property.

There is no hint in the song though of ‘blood upon the wattle’. There is no indication even that the action was ‘unkind’. The sheep might almost later on extricate itself from the offending bag after having had a peaceful nap, and saunter on its way as if the whole episode had been a friendly jape! Performed after all, with ‘glee’.

I’m not sure however if the wether appreciated the jest! He is a bloody mess of meat after all, hacked to pieces. It is astonishing to what an extent the passivity of the crime is glossed over. The swagman just ‘watches and waits’; it is the squatter and his troopers who are the actors. They ‘ride up’ and ‘come down’, etc.

The squatter at least comes straight to the point, ‘Whose is that jumbuck’? He says. Every event in Australia’s history revolves around how you answer this question. We all are supposed to ‘know’ surely by now (the Labor Party and the Trade Unions have told us often enough) that the ‘bosses’ have (mis) appropriated all the world’s wealth for their own nefarious purposes, holding the rest of us in an impecunious subjugation which will not even end with our deaths.

‘You’ll never catch me alive’ sings the swagman and ‘jumps into the billabong.’ He almost certainly needed a good bath anyway having been an indigent derelict sleeping rough for some time and no doubt carefully boiling methylated spirits (or the ‘White Lady – I know you imagined ‘tea’ – such innocence) in that billy anyway, a foul habit which can often also lead to incontinence and madness – which it clearly has in this case!

It was clearly quite mad to drown yourself simply over the theft of some mutton anyway, a crime which would most likely only have met with a small fine in those days. If this event is supposed to have taken place before Samuel Mort invented refrigerated transport (c1883 and therefore likely – Now Elders incidentally), then you should know that meat was practically free up until then as the only usable products of the grazing industry were tallow (fat), hides and wool as anyone who has played the board game ‘Squatter’, an Australian version of ‘Monopoly’ ought to know.

Meat was simply a waste product. At one time for example they used to tip up to 4 million sheep carcasses into the Murray at Echuca annually (after rendering). The smell (and environmental consequences) are hard to imagine. One thing though; it did lead to the development of the largest Murray Cod in history (bigger than a man!), and indeed to an inland fisheries industry, now sadly defunct!

You will note that the cops (troopers) do nothing. Just like cops of every age, they are just in it for the take, eg their fat horses. They do nothing to prevent crime or to solve it.

I also like the morsel of moral advice that you should ‘pass by this billabong’. Its pollution by dead swagmen and sheep is bad enough. I think there is also the suggestion that ‘you’ should eschew a like fate. Whether this means you should desist from rustling, drinking meths, bathing, having anything to do with the police or etc is left to your own imagination – as it should be!

The constant refrain ‘Who’ll’? and its answering chorus, ‘You’ll’ is just too obvious to require explanation. If you have been sucked in by leftist gibberish, no doubt you are totally ignorant and might as well be off ‘waltzing matilda’ with the fairies or lying somewhere (dare I say ‘unlamented’?) on the bottom of some Billabong or other suitable receptacle for the disposal of dead bodies!

The swagman will have his revenge. We are doomed to be haunted by his ghost – just as we are haunted by the ghosts of Whitlam and Keating! Wait a moment! Keating is not dead. He just always looks dead. His is the undead hand of capitalism! Or socialism. Well, something like that.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/07/humping-your-bluey/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/02/mattresses-i-have-known/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/08/the-spanish-windlass/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/01/out-of-the-frying-pan/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/06/23/the-pack-rifle/

20/07/2019: The Olfa Knife: (Updated) This is just about the greatest knife ever! I’m just a little late to the party concerning this knife which has been around nearly as long as I have – at any rate since 1956. As you can see it has a 55 mm blade. That’s just under 2 ¼”. (55mm = 2.16”) You could easily skin and butcher a sambar deer with one of them, and they only cost a few bucks (with spare blades – and of course you can have as many spare blades as you want supposing you get very lucky on your hunting trip!

It is also very light. The (heavier) Grey one pictured weighs 50 grams, for example. The Black is 42 grams and its blade is about 1 1/4″. Costs from A$11.50 including delivery! Just what the serious ultralight deer hunter would need.

Available here:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/SET-Craft-cutter-knife-OLFA-S-type-26B-L-34B-with-replacement-blades-XB26-XB34/112868006827?hash=item1a47751bab:m:m7WJg7P3NFcAQEVJlkOYd6Q

Mine arrived today (in about four days). I bought the whole set for about A$30 delivered. They will have many uses. The grey one is definitely suitable for butchery. It is an excellent cross between a folder and a fixed blade knife. The blade is quite thick and rigid – and comes razor sharp. It is sharpened on both sides and could easily be re-sharpened.

You can easily carry a couple of spare blades – you can see the weights on my scales. If you want to go ultralight you could definitely get by with the black one at 42 grams. They both have a hole in the end of the handle so you can carry them around your neck on a piece of string. Yes, I think you should get one to try out.

You can buy a fancier more expensive one from Titaner too, eg: https://titaner-store.com/products/heavy-duty-utility-knife

Nitecore have one too: https://www.nitecorestore.com/ntk10-titanium-utility-knife-p/acc-nite-knife-ntk10.htm

PS: I have lots of other posts about knives/cutlery. Try a search in the search box eg for ‘knife’: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/?s=knife

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/07/07/the-dragonfly-ultralight-titanium-knife/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/28/the-ultralight-deer-hunter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/01/26/never-have-to-sharpen-your-knife-again/

17/07/2019: Cuteness Alert: (Photos/Video Added) 3 weeks old, eyes open, 3 little bundles ready to start some supplementary feeding (to give Honey a bit of a break) and take over the house…for a little while! Thanks to our daughter for the super photo! One of the puppies is already spoken for with nearly a month to go before we can advertise them. If you want one, please let me know. Two girls and a boy: Milky, Dot and Little Spot. More photos to follow. Check back later…

 See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/06/26/who-wants-a-jack-russell/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/23/a-tiny-life/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/30/does-spot-like-to-hunt-deer/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/01/honey/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/04/25/honey-sticks/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/02/13/spot-2/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/05/02/spot/

13/07/2019: Everything you ever needed to know about down jackets: I have Montbell down clothing. At the time of purchase it was about the lightest and most economical I could find – I am also more than happy with the build quality and its durability (considering its extreme lightness) over the years. I carry a ‘Superior Down’  jacket and a vest, weighing approx 200 + 150 grams. I can see that I could have done better than this (now) but they were on sale (A140 + A$105) at Larry Adler (in Oz) at the time and are otherwise very hard to obtain here, so they were a bit of a ‘steal’ really.

My strategy is to use them in a layering system when it is very cold and to supplement my Montbell Spiral Stretch Ultralight Down Hugger sleeping bag (appprox 600 grams) by wearing the jacket on my top and the vest on my lower body (plus down socks) when it is below freezing. This reduces the temperature rating of my sleeping bag from -1C down to more like -10C without having to carry any extra weight. I also prefer a full-zip in both garments (even though it adds to the weight as compared with a pullover) because it helps with the layering. When you want to reduce the warmth it is just so easy to unzip.

I think 6-7 oz (180-200 grams) is enough in Australia for a down jacket (as long as you also have a vest!) as the heavier garments will mostly be far too hot (unless you are always up in the snow). I mostly camp out in the winter months in the mountains of Southern Victoria (as I am also a deer hunter). I have found the above arrangements fine over many years. We also own Montbell Down trousers. which only weigh a couple of hundred grams – lighter than most thermals! Della wears hers all the time in camp when it is cold (she feels it more than I do), and it is a blessing to her. I confess I only take mine when it is going to be like Antarctica, eg walking up to Everest.

I would recommend a winter mat though. For many years I used the Thermarest Neoair Womens – 340 grams (which I found adequate but not toasty) on cold nights. I now have an Exped Synmat HL Winter M – 430 grams which I find even better and more comfortable. At the moment I am using the pillow I cut down here (<50 grams) which cost me less than $10. It is the most comfortable pillow I have ever used and stays put really well too. I usually sleep in my Deer Hunter’s Tent (which I will soon be making a new, lighter, bigger model of) and carry the Ultralight Deer Hunter‘s equipment. Of course I always have a fire out the front which keeps me nice and warm until well after I have gone to bed.

I found the spreadsheet belowon a Google search so I cannot recognise the author’s careful work (or attest to its accuracy) but it gives a very good ground for comparison.

Down jacket (Male size M < 11oz)

Hood

Zip

Price

Total weight (oz)

Fill weight (oz)

Fill %

Fill power (US)

Total Warmth

Warmth per oz

Warmth per $

Weighted ranking

Cumulus primelite pullover

No

Half

$155

6,35

3,00

47%

900

2700

425

45

1

Nunatak Shaka UL Sweater hooded

Yes

Half

$400

10,40

5,60

54%

900

5040

485

25

2

Goosefeet Gear jacket (custom)

Yes

Full

$400

7,58

3,50

46%

950

3325

439

19

3

Borah Gear Ultralight Jacket

No

Half

$170

5,15

2,30

45%

850

1955

380

34

4

Malachowski Zion Ultralight

Yes

Full

$260

9,17

4,23

46%

900

3809

415

31

5

Haglofs L.I.M Essens

No

Full

$210

5,64

2,47

44%

850

2099

372

28

6

Montbell Plasma 1000 Alpine Parka

Yes

Full

$440

8,40

3,40

40%

1000

3400

405

17

7

Crux New Halo Jacket

Yes

Full

$300

10,05

4,23

42%

950

4019

400

27

8

Crux Turbo Jacket

No

Full

$260

8,33

3,30

40%

950

3135

376

27

9

My Trail Co 850 HL Hooded

Yes

Full

$150

11,00

4,58

42%

850

3893

354

50

10

Rab Zero G

Yes

Full

$550

11,00

4,50

41%

1000

4500

409

16

11

My Trail Co 850 HL

No

Full

$100

9,00

3,35

37%

850

2848

316

60

12

Decathlon Trek 500

Yes

Full

$65

10,22

3,32

32%

850

2818

276

86

13

Cumulus Inverse

No

Full

$165

6,35

2,29

36%

900

2063

325

32

14

Montbell Plasma 1000

No

Full

$330

4,80

1,60

33%

1000

1600

333

15

15

Cumulus Acomay

No

Full

$180

11,10

4,23

38%

900

3809

343

40

16

Montbell Ex Light Anorak

Yes

Half

$270

6,20

2,30

37%

900

2070

334

20

17

Crux Turbo Top Pullover

No

Half

$245

7,27

2,47

34%

950

2346

323

23

18

Yeti Strato UltraLight

No

Full

$400

5,50

1,87

34%

950

1777

323

13

19

Western Mountaineering Flight Jacket

No

Full

$350

11,00

4,50

41%

850

3825

348

21

20

Stellar EQ Ultralight Jacket

No

Full

$270

9,63

3,10

32%

1000

3100

322

23

21

Stellar EQ Ultralight Hoody

Yes

Full

$300

10,83

3,39

31%

1000

3386

313

22

22

Mammut Broad Peak Light

No

Full

$250

7,34

2,47

34%

850

2099

286

20

23

Feathered Friends Eos

Yes

Full

$340

10,60

3,70

35%

900

3330

314

19

24

Mountain Hardwear Ghost Whisperer

No

Full

$325

7,40

2,65

36%

800

2120

286

15

25

Mountain Hardwear Ghost Whisperer Hoody

Yes

Full

$350

7,80

2,79

36%

800

2229

286

15

26

Stellar EQ Ultralight Sweater

No

Full

$230

5,89

1,52

26%

1000

1516

257

18

27

Haglofs Essens

No

Full

$230

9,38

3,17

34%

800

2539

271

23

28

Macpac Supanova Hooded

Yes

Full

$500

9,88

3,60

36%

800

2878

291

12

29

Yeti Purity

No

Full

$360

9,67

3,42

35%

800

2736

283

15

30

Western Mountaineering Quick Flash Jacket

No

Full

$365

8,00

2,50

31%

850

2125

266

13

31

Montane Starlight Pull-on

No

Half

$160

9,31

2,82

30%

800

2256

242

29

32

Western Mountaineering Flash XR Jacket

Yes

Full

$440

11,00

3,50

32%

850

2975

270

13

33

Patagonia Ultralight Jacket

Yes

Full

$300

9,50

2,99

31%

800

2392

252

16

34

Montbell Superior Down Parka

Yes

Full

$210

8,70

2,50

29%

800

2000

230

20

35

Western Mountaineering Flash Jacket

Yes

Full

$390

10,25

3,00

29%

850

2550

249

13

36

Outdoor Vitals StormLoft Ultralight

Yes

Full

$180

10,00

2,82

28%

800

2256

226

25

37

Montbell Superior Down Jacket

No

Full

$180

7,30

1,90

26%

800

1520

208

20

38

Macpac Uber Light

No

Full

$130

8,47

2,61

31%

650

1697

200

28

39

Outdoor Research Baja Pullover

Yes

Half

$190

9,95

2,72

27%

800

2173

218

23

40

REI Co-op 650 jacket

No

Full

$100

10,50

3,00

29%

650

1950

186

38

41

Montbell Superior Down Round Neck

Yes

Buttons

$150

5,50

1,20

22%

800

960

175

18

42

Outdoor Research Illuminate

No

Full

$220

10,51

2,65

25%

800

2116

201

19

43

Marmot Quasar Nova

No

Full

$275

10,70

2,75

26%

800

2200

206

15

44

The cumulus range certainly is worth considering. Notice they also make very light sleeping bags: http://sleepingbags-cumulus.eu/

13/07/2019: Moon Transiting the Earth: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth For more about living on the moon, read this: http://www.drroyspencer.com/2019/07/lunar-living-9-weird-aspects-of-living-on-the-moon/ or this, ‘The Moon is a Harsh Mistress’ by Robert Heinlein.

moon crossing the earth

12/07/2019: Della’s Way Bread or Biscotti: You may or may not have tried Hard Tack which is what unfortunates such as British sailors used to have to subsist upon. Italian sailors were better chefs so they came up with Biscotti. Della has tweaked their recipes for this wonderful food until it is just perfect. It is as good as the ‘Elvish Waybread’ that Frodo and Sam enjoyed for many days in ‘The Lord of the Rings’.

Della has two (almond flavoured) versions below (a hard and a soft one). The hard one would have slightly better ‘keeping’ qualities. Remember though that this food was intended to be consumed continuously on a voyage for years! You can ‘dunk’ them in a cup of tea, coffee or chocolate – which is what Della does. I prefer to eat them straight. They are delicious, filling (and quite fattening).

ALMOND BISCOTTI

1. HARD BISCOTTI

Ingredients:

3 cups unsalted whole almonds

¾ cup granulated sugar

¾ cup brown sugar

¼ teaspoon cinnamon

2 teaspoons baking powder

2 ½ cups plain flour

½ teaspoon salt

4 large eggs at room temp.

1 tablespoon almond essence

½ teaspoon vanilla essence

1 teaspoon lemon zest
Or-

2. SEMI-HARD BISCOTTI

3 cups unsalted whole almonds

½ cup granulated sugar

½ cup brown sugar

1 ½ teaspoons baking powder

2 ¼ cups plain flour

½ teaspoon salt

3 large eggs at room temp.

1 tablespoon almond essence

½ teaspoon vanilla essence

1 teaspoon lemon zest

½ cup olive oil (or vegetable oil)

Method: (for both recipes)

*   Toast almonds in oven for 10 minutes at 165 degrees then cool

Biscotti after first baking Biscotti – cutting into biscuits Biscotti – finished

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/02/hardtack/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

08/07/2019: More Simmer Stoves

It is easy to make an ultralight alcohol stove which will boil water (instructions here and here) but a bit more difficult to make one which will simmer. Many of my recipes require that the food simmers for 10 minutes or so (usually to soften lentils etc). I guess you could use a cosy, but it is easier to just turn the heat down. 10 minutes at simmer is <5 ml of alcohol. You can make your own using simmer rings or similar devices to reduce the air intake or you can buy someone else’s. There are a number of models available which are cheap and effective – if you want to deprive yourself of the many pleasures of DIY!

There are Aaron at Brasslite’s wonderful offerings for example which I have written about before. I cannot recommend these too highly. You should buy one or a half dozen of these beauties while the going is good.

Personally I think if you are still using a canister stove you have rocks in your head. You may also have a number of bricks in your pack too – just to improve your fitness I guess. The empty canister weighs more than an alcohol stove, fuel bottle and enough fuel for several days. The lightest burner (usually around 80 grams – though they can be as light as 25) again represents enough weight of fuel in alcohol for at least a weekend. It just does not make any sense to me to lug these things around!

It is also just so easy to work out beforehand just what meals/cups of hot drinks etc you will be eating on say an 8-10 day hike (eg the Dusky Track) then work out just how much alcohol you will need and take that amount in a Platypus bottle. Less than 500 mls in this example. How many canisters would you take for the same trip – and what would be the total weight? When the jet on the gas stove blocks (as it will sometime), what will you eat the? That cold, uncooked pasta is going to get rather tiresome!

I always carry a Trail Designs Caldera Cone as a windscreen. They only weigh from about 20 grams depending on pot size. Along with a couple of tent pegs it can always be used to make a twig fire to boil the billy with – if you run out of fuel. You can buy a ‘floor’ for it if you worry about leaving miniscule scorch marks in the endless wilderness. Personally I think such ‘trace leaving‘ is largely beneficial – and should be encouraged! You can buy the ‘cone’ as a stand alone (for about US$35) – though it comes with the 12-10  (or Kojin) stove gratis and only costs US$9.95 for ‘simmer rings’ (for the 12-10)

Caldera Cone System

Caldera Cone

https://i0.wp.com/cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0890/9220/products/Img0566-500_large.jpeg?resize=480%2C480&ssl=1

Trail Designs 12-10 Stove

 Trail Designs Simmer Ring

12-10 with simmer ring

PackaFeather used to make a couple of very neat alcohol simmer stoves. I own both from the days when they used to sell them. They still offer plans for them if you would like to make your own.

Zenstoves has instructions on building simmer rings for various alcohol stoves. They suggest eg something like this for your pepsi-can stove (hope they don’t mind my re-posting their illustration), but have many other interesting ideas. If you have not yet discovered this site you have a wonderful adventure ahead of you!

If you have not yet discovered the astonishing Minibulldesign you are in for a treat. His Youtube channel will explain a lot of his concepts, but as you will discover he has a number of different alcohol simmer stoves at a simply wonderful price ( like the Gnomatic from US$15) as well as some of the lightest pots on the market anywhere – and lots of fun! There is his Turbo Gnome Stove with Simmer Ring (for example) at US$20.

https://i2.wp.com/www.minibulldesign.com/productcart/pc/catalog/47d2fdf4-d645-4825-af43-5f7e5c849beb_1524_detail.jpg?resize=480%2C359&ssl=1

Gnomatic

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2013/05/08/supercat-hiking-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/03/09/diy-side-burner-metho-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/04/new-fancy-feast-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2013/11/05/alcohol-simmer-stoves/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/28/how-much-weight-in-fuel/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/22/ultralight-windscreen/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/05/15/corrugated-heat-diffuser-3-grams/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/06/21/adventures-in-stoving/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/11/soda-can-stove-mark-2/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

08/07/2019: The Dragonfly – Ultralight Titanium Knife:

Things just keep getting better and better. I was impressed by the CRKT PDK knife but I am even more impressed by this 10.4 gram little beauty. I confess I may have a titanium fetish, and yes, I do think you could dress a sambar deer with one. I have used the CRKT on one quite successfully but you have to be careful not to break the plastic holder. I realise that I have used leverage on a knife too much. It is a cutting instrument.You should not twist it or try to bend it.

CRKT knife

If you are not good at sharpening knives these replacement blade knives (such as this one too) are right for you. However if you are like me and grew up before the rabbit plague was ended by myxomitosis back around 1956 then you probably also wore out several pocket knives skinning rabbits before you started school (as I did). If you can dress a rabbit in under a minute, the you can almost certainly envisage the perfect angle to sharpen a knife with a bit of spit and a handy river pebble.

image108Gerber LST 34 grams.

If you are not, you might try one of these lightweight knife sharpeners eg on your Gerber or Johnson River Knife.

Or else, get one of these Dragonflies! Apparently it does have a lock blade but I would not put too much force on a 1/3 oz knife. A handy tool for the pocket or for the Ultralight Deer Hunter, but I would always carry a fixed blade knife so I could split wood to light a fire.

‘The Dragonfly – a Titanium Folding Knife. Featuring an ergonomic design and a replaceable blade (#24) this knife is perfect for everyday tasks.

Attributes:

Normal price US$70 (https://titaner-store.com/products/the-dragonfly) but available right now (July 20129) on Drop for US$42: https://drop.com/buy/titaner-titanium-dragonfly-scalpel-knife#overview I have ordered one for my 70th birthday!

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/16/crkt-pdk-replacement-blades/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/01/26/never-have-to-sharpen-your-knife-again/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/28/the-ultralight-deer-hunter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/16/gerber-knives-light-cheap/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/05/26/carry-a-knife/

05/07/2019: Down Socks: If it is going to be particularly cold (winter camping say) I always carry a pair of these. I have a pair of Goosefeet Gear’s which I have found more than satisfactory for well over ten years. Mine are Size: Medium and weigh 2.2 0z the pair. They cost US$65 (July 2019) but you can sometimes pick them up on Massdrop.

https://i0.wp.com/goosefeetgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Down-BootiesSD.png?ssl=1

Zpacks also make them. Theirs are a mere 1.8 oz (same price). I have owned and used many of their products over the years. All have been excellent – just that I have never had the need for two pairs of down socks.

https://i2.wp.com/cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0004/4652/9572/products/goose_socks_green_800x.jpg?ssl=1

Of course I use my own 12 gram Dyneema moccasins for night-time footwear over the socks in case I need to go outside my tent on wet grass. I have a pair of Goosefeet’s Over booties, but do prefer my own – as they are not so steamy! Another alternative are these ultralight galoshes at 29 grams each – but only a couple of bucks!

Another alternative is these insulated over-booties by Montane which at least have the advantage that you can walk around in them – not so good in the sleeping bag afterwards though. I also own a pair of them. They are a bit heavier at 165 grams the pair.

04/07/2019: Poncho Shelters: One of Sea to Summit’s ultra sil nano tarp ponchos which are 265 cm x 145 cm and weigh 230 grams (A$79.90 July 2019) as well as being excellent rain gear also provide all the shelter you need particularly if paired with an ultralight bivy bag of some sort. The US$16.99 Tyvek one I posted about here comes to mind.  It is all the shelter you need. Some other suggestion s for bivies to go with ponchos: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/30/ultralight-bivy-bag/

https://i1.wp.com/seatosummit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/APONCHO15DBL_UltraSilNanoTarpPoncho_Blue_01.jpg?resize=669%2C891&ssl=1

I have spent many nights camped under just such simple shelters in all kinds of weather – actually usually without any bivy bag at all – usually with just a scrap of Polycro or a mylar space blanket for an ultralight ground sheet.

Like this on a trip down the Thomson River for example:

Of course I have made my own 185  gram  Pocket Poncho Tent which provides superior shelter to a simple poncho, but if you are not handy with a needle and scissors, Sea to Summit’s offering will do nicely. The ultra sil nano poncho above is 8’6″ long as you can see. If you pitch it like this instead of the way they recommend it is very unlikely indeed you will ever get wet. The one I am lying in below is only 7′ long. You can even pitch a 50 gram space blanket like this with the addition of a bit of dental floss which has many other uses (clothing repairs for example, if you carry a needle. I always do. – or a handy length of string.

Just enough room for a man and his dog – an essential on a cold night!

Pocket Poncho Tent

You can spend too much money on gear, and carry far too much.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/03/ultralight-hiking-on-a-budget/

30/06/2019: Tyvek Sleeping Bag Cover or Ground Sheet. For those of you who can’t sew but don’t mind spending US$16.99, Flame’s Creed has this little beauty. It should keep your sleeping bag clean and dry (and only weighs 130 grams apparently). I bought a couple of their ultralight tents and found them to be very good value and quality. You really don’t need to break the bank to have some very good gear.

I know I have threatened to make my own and have come up with a few different designs – one of which, a sub 100 grams bathtub I actually used for a few years), but one of these cheap Chinese ones should see you well for quite some time until I do actually finalise the design for a bathtub floor/chair/lounger etc. Looks cosy doesn’t it? This would work very well with a poncho bivy shelter pitched like this.

Available from Aliexpress here.

Reader Daniel says, ‘Got one, surprisingly roomy and good quality‘.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/17/two-great-cheap-tents/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/31/3f-tents/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/ultralight-hiking-on-a-budget/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/budget-pack-mods/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/cosco-quilt/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/brawnys-tarptent/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/cheap-insulated-inflatable-pad/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/ultralight-ultracheap-backpack/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/emergency-cb-radios/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/klymit-ultralight-pillow/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/diy-dry-back-hiking-pack/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/how-many-clothes-should-i-take-in-my-pack/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-perfect-guy-line-for-a-hiking-tenttarp/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/tent-stakes-and-tricks/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/22/ultralight-ground-sheet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/04/27/ultralight-bathtub-floor/

29/06/2019: Jobs Around the Farm: (Della): So the last little while has been amazingly busy! (Sorry if I seem to be ignoring everyone here!) Having decided to finally have a blitz on ALL the major jobs that have needed doing chez nous, Steve and I started by demolishing the old fallen-down “buggy shed” on the property to make way for new shedding. Then, this week, starting Wednesday afternoon, we got really serious and contracted the amazing Hans to do some magic with his excavator. A day and a half later we have lots of dead trees knocked over, the old concrete water tank demolished and 2 new ones moved in, a fallen- down garden archway removed – and much more to come! Things are a little less than pretty around here ATM, but given time, peace and beauty will reign! (Well, that’s the plan!) BTW Do check out my little video of the sludge at the bottom of the old water tank…a lid-less tank, it has accumulated the ash from the Black Saturday fire as well as the recent Yinnar South one. No, we weren’t drinking this water, but we were sure as hell washing in it! Anyway, right smack bang in the middle of all this crazy activity, Honey and Spot’s puppies arrived! Will share more about puppy love later!

First tank in and plumbed.

A largish heap on Wednesday. It is bigger now.

Old tank being demolished. Just 3 or 4 grabs with that big claw!

There goes the floor:

2 new tanks in and old one out.

Sludge on the floor of the old tank. Ewwww!

https://www.facebook.com/della.jones.16/videos/2249562928445737/?t=

Before:

And after:

See: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/06/26/who-wants-a-jack-russell/

The Buggy Shed:

2015-11-01 14.37.27 comp

The small tractor della loading wood – ‘helped’ by the dogs:

Going, going…

Gone:

Some timbers needed the tractor to lift.

Unfortunately had to take down the old cubby to install the new water tanks:

Made completely out of scrap for $0.00 back when the kids were little. Like all cubbies they never played in it. A hexagonal log cabin – I liked the idea.

Way it goes:

I thought of reusing the roof but it was too far gone, so it went on the fire too. Sigh!

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/26/the-buggy-shed/

 28/06/2019: Tiny Keychain Pen - The Tipen: The most striking quality of the Tipen is its size. At 50mm long and weighing only 4.3 grams, the pen stays true to its name. Combined with its lanyard-compatible keyring attachment point, the Tipen offers so many ways to carry it so you’ll never be without a pen. The most obvious way to go is on your keys, but you can also wear it on a necklace, use it as a zipper pull for a jacket or bag, or even carry it loose in your coin pocket or travel wallet’. 5 grams in Titanium. 4 grams in Aluminium: from UK12 (June 2019). This pen is refillable and well-nigh indestructible: both water and fireproof!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1082442335/tipen-the-samlllest-edc-refill-pen-tool-ever?ref=3m79xm

I always carry one of these @ 1 gram: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/14/ultralight-pen/

And a few leaves from one of these to write on:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/06/waterproof-notepads/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/04/20/hunt-22/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/12/09/miniature-pens/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/12/03/ultralight-pen-2/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/07/01/tactical-pens/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/02/the-ultralight-persuader/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/01/02/victorinox-work-usb-multi-tools/

27/06/2019: Who Wants a Jack Russell: The Jack Russell is the Swiss Army Knife of the canine world. Regular readers will know we have owned one or two of these wonderful mutts over the years. This post is to announce that our current pair, Spot and Honey are as of yesterday now the proud parents of two girls and a boy. These pups are likely to be top deer hunting dogs and will no doubt be snapped up very quickly. Let me know ASAP if you would like one and I will add you to the list.

Some recent photos:

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/23/a-tiny-life/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/30/does-spot-like-to-hunt-deer/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/01/honey/

26/06/2019: The Complete ‘Must-Have’ Ultralight Hiking Accessory:  Instaprivy. Only 7 pounds! No, I don’t think you will be taking this beauty hiking; for that you need this or this. But for your next 4WD ‘adventure’ it might be just the ‘bee’s knees’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsWyb51T5HQ

https://www.instaprivy.com/

Pre-order on Indiegogo from US$75 (July 2019)

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/11/18/the-rolls-royce-of-back-country-trowels/

23/06/2019: The Pack Rifle: The only readily available sub 500 gram take down rifle available in Australia is this little beauty. It is available in .22LR only and single shot. However if you need a bunny or perhaps a duck for the pot, or some protection from wild dogs (which are becoming ever more dangerous) in the High Country etc, it may well be your choice.

‘Pack-Rifle is an incredibly light weight, take-down, utility rifle. The receiver, and most other parts, of the Pack-Rifle are machined from high strength aluminum, while most wear parts and fasteners are constructed of stainless steel. The barrel is a precision button rifled, Cro-Moly liner with a carbon fiber composite outer. Carbon fiber is also used for the butt stock tube of the rifle. This construction makes the Pack-Rifle not only the lightest rifle out there, but very weather resistant as well.

But the feather-weight of our Pack-Rifle is only part of the story. In addition to being light, the Pack-Rifle also takes down to a very small size. The same mechanism that allows the loading and extraction of spent shells also enables the rifle to take down into two pieces, in less that 2 seconds without tools! It reassembles just as fast.

Other features include, but are not limited to, storage in the handle and butt stock tube of the rifle.’

Specs:

Weight: Only 15.5oz (442 grams)!

Overall Length: 33″
Takedown Length: 17″

Caliber: .22LR

Sights: adjustable peep

Width: 7/8in.

Height: 4in.

Available eg: Magnum Sports  Oz Gun Sales & etc from A$655 (June 2019)

There is one other alternative I am aware of which is RotaLocura’s offering which also comes in .22 Magnum using a Crickett Single Shot Rifle action  and may also be available in a 7 shot repeater using Keystone’s Model 722. I am not sure of the repeater or the weights of it or of the Magnum  model. The single shot model is just 15 oz (428 grams)in the most basic configuration. You will need export and import licences to get it over from the States.

I am working on one right now for my 70th birthday which is (unfortunately- or fortunately) coming up soon. Even in the single shot model, being a bolt action it would be much easier to reload than th epack rifle whose action looks rather cumbersome to me. If the repeater will not work I will go for the magnum model which though it will add a couple of more ounces (and make the ammo more expensive) will provide much superior stopping power. The muzzle velocity of the Magnum round is 50% up on the .22 long rifle, so much more suitable for mid range game such as small deer, wild goats, foxes, wallabies etc with a well-aimed shot.

Before John Howard’s draconian gun laws many other choices were available. I had a lovely .22 automatic Armalite AR-7 which used to go everywhere with me and which weighed just over a kilogram for example, but I may only use it around the farm nowadays.

I also own a .410 Rossi single-barrel shotgun which weighs just on 1.5 kg. Using solids this has considerable stopping power and of course you can also carry other rounds more suitable to different game you may encounter – but 1.5 kg is a lot more than .5 kg when you are my age!

Thought it is also illegal (what is not?) a shanghai can be an interesting lightweight alternative for birds and small game. This ‘pocket’ model is very compact and light (at 55 grams).

There is a choice of a number of other ‘survival’ or pack guns such as Chappa’s ‘Little Badger‘ (also available in Australia from A$330) but all of these are at a considerable weight disadvantage than the two I showcased at the beginning. The ‘Little Badger’ no doubt an excellent firearm, (also available in .22 Magnum) weighs in at 1.33 kg for example.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/24/pocket-slingshot/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/15/the-ultimate-survival-gun/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/02/packable-rifle/

21/06/2019: Upper Yarra Track Map: Here is a map showing the whole of the (Extended) Upper Yarra Track from Lilydale all the way to Moe, approximately 250 km and 8-10 days: Australia’s oldest and best long distance hiking track. It could be a better map, but it is better than no map. I have used the 1:250,000 Australian Topo map available free from the Australian Government. You should be able to zoom in on it if you (Right Click) ‘View Image’, then Zoom (Control +) a few times. (Unfortunately a Plugin has shrunk the map. See the Pdf version below) In the Track Instructions you can find suggested maps (and Apps) you should buy for walking the track. I am working on a better map which will be posted on the Track Instructions page in the near future. For further information go to: http://finnsheep.com/THE%20UPPER%20YARRA%20WALKING%20TRACK.htm

Upper Yarra Track Map

NB. Below is a full-sized copy of it as a pdf. You should be able to open and zoom in on it, or copy it to your phone and view it with Pdf Maps/Avenza.

Upper Yarra Track.pdf

17/06/2019: Thermoplastics #101: I have been playing a bit with heat sealable materials. I decided to buy a sealing iron $A50 – a sound buy. Tried it out on one of the pillows I bought for my sleeping pad side insulation which I had been reluctant to touch as I was finding it so comfortable, but at 100 grams I didn’t think I wanted to carry it. I have shaved half its weight off (now less than 50 grams) and if anything it is even more comfortable. As you can see I have added grommets, some 1 mm dyneema cord and a micro clam cleat so I can attach it to the mat. If I were using two of them for side insulation I would leave the grommet attachment points on the side of the pillow instead of the ends as shown here.

Heat sealing iron for modelling

You really need to try a little bit of such experimentation yourself before you start cutting down an expensive mat. I have an Exped Winter mat which is just about the best mat I have ever used (and so warm too), but it is 6″ longer than I need it to be which apart from the surplus grams is a bit of a nuisance too, as I am most comfortable with my heels just hanging over the end and with the extra six inches this makes for a bit of wriggling downhill every time I get back into bed which at my age (as you will find out for yourselves soon enough) is more often than I would like. It will weigh 394 grams when I cut it down, have an R-rating of 5 and is 9 cm (3 1/2″) thick!

Original and modified pillow

A little more playing around with cutting down pillows for side insulation, and trying to make a cheap air frame for my pack and I will be ready to give the pad shortening a go. After I have succeeded at that there are a number of other projects I want to try. I will have a go at a DIY pack raft (which will save more than half the normal purchase price- currently AU $251.67 Jun 2019). I may even get around to making that inflatable bathtub groundsheet I have threatened. I need a quantity of more experimentation before I am good with lighter fabrics such as Graham Air pillows etc, but I will get there. BTW the DIY pack raft folks have all the materials you will need to get into heat sealable projects yourself. This repair tape looks particularly useful, as do the valves if you are making your own projects.

PS: You can just use a normal domestic iron (though it might be a little more difficult to control the temperature and to get into those smaller spaces). I have used ours though in the past to reseal split seams on various pads/pillows.

PPS: These pillows from Amazon weighed 43 grams each and cost A$2.88 for 2! They are supposed to be 43 cm x 31 cm (but in reality 34 cm x 22.5 cm), have a nice soft feel and should cut down to a bit over half of that, say about 25 grams each or 50 grams for the side insulation set-up. They have one of those push-in plastic valves (which  don’t like). The valves on the orange ones above are great.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/15/cheap-comfy-hiking-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/04/stop-losing-your-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/09/modifyingshortening-hiking-mats/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/01/02/new-diy-pack-raft/

https://www.diypackraft.com/shop/merchandise/adhesives-sealants-merchandise/outdoor-repair-tape/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/27/diy-air-frame-pack/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/07/04/how-many-of-these-needed-to-make-a-pack-raft/

11/06/2019: Lumir-k: Cooking oil fueled LED lamp:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/lumir-k-the-one-and-only-cooking-oil-led-lamp#/ & Lumir-C Candle Powered Led lamp: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/525554173/lumir-c-candle-powered-led-lamp

&https://drop.com/buy/biolite-campstove-bundle#overview

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11/06/2019: Elon Musk is amazing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlink_(satellite_constellation)

09/06/2019: A Wider Lighter DIY Sleeping Pad: Unless you are tiny (like my wife Della) I’m sure that you have found that when you sleep on your back your arms fall off the sides of a ‘standard’ 20″ sleeping pad such as my wonderful Exped Winter mat shown. This is both uncomfortable and cold. Of course you could buy a (much) wider mat – but they are usually only 24-25″ so not much better, particularly if you are (likely) larger than me, and they can add hundreds of grams to your pack load too.

Though enjoying a good night’s sleep is just about the most important thing you can have in the wilderness (to which add, having a great time and getting home safe), a wider pad is not necessarily going to do it for you, particularly with all that extra weight. What you see here is a way of doing it without adding any weight at all – as the three pillows shown likely weigh less than the one pillow you are currently using!

The little $20 gadget which did this for me is a Kleva Seal Bag Sealer which I bought recently from K-Mart. It will seal up the Graham Air pillows I wrote about here, but I am still looking for something which will do a better job. I would like the sealed strip to be wider. You will want one of these though for your freezer bag cookery & etc. They are just great, and attach magnetically to the fridge.

I have added four small (sewing) grommets to the two side pillows. I will attach them to the sleeping mat like I did the Stop Losing Your Pillow. That will pull them in close and keep them in just the right position. Each of them weighs 19 grams at the moment but they are nearly 18″ long and need only be around 12″. Some cord and a couple of these clam cleats will only add a gram or two. So the wider mat will weigh an additional ounce at most. I think sewn loops of gross grain ribbon will work more robustly than the grommets which are a bit flimsy.

You will also notice the foreshortened pillow I wrote about before. It weighs 12 grams. You will have to be careful with these pillows, but I used one for over two years (until I replaced it as it was so shamefully grubby), so if you are careful you will get some miles out of them – and anyway they only cost about $2 each.

I was going to use the two pillows I wrote about here (which would make a much more robust set-up, but I have been sleeping on the floor in the loungeroom of late (on account of some insecticide poisoning – more about that later) and I have found them just too comfy to be cutting down right now. Besides they weigh around 100 grams each (which would make the set-up using two halves) that weight. I have ordered a couple of lighter ones from Amazon.

Of course you could place some insulation (eg Primaloft Gold, or etc) inside the pillow before you sealed it up to make for a winterised kit.

PS: You could also use the Kleva Seal to create a long, thin plastic tube with which you could make one of these, an Inflatable Bathtub Groundsheet. Another idea I am toying with is an inflatable space blanket quilt. Stay posted…

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/30/exped-synmat-hl-winter-m/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/25/diy-super-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/15/cheap-comfy-hiking-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/04/stop-losing-your-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/12/14/the-perfect-guy-line-for-a-hiking-tenttarp/

https://klevarange.com.au/products/kleva-seal-bag-sealer-instantly-reseal-the-original-bag

09/06/2019: Upper Yarra Track Instructions: I have posted dozens of times about this wonderful trail which (in an extended version) can be walked all the way from Moe to Lilydale. Here  is some indication of track times and distances and here is a detailed set of instructions. Below you can find some of my posts about it in the order you would encounter them if you began from Moe Railway Station.

You will see here Gerard White’s trip vivid report of a week spent (going the opposite direction) on the track recently. You will also notice that some posts suggest a ‘winter route’ where you can avoid the Baw Baw Plateau when it is snowed in. There is public transport to Moe, Warburton and Noojee. There are also a number of towns/resupply points along the way.

The route no longer goes past the tallest falls in Victoria the Yarra Falls on Falls Creek in the Upper yarra Catchment. There is a spot on the Forty Mile Break rd where you are only about a kilometre from the falls which intrepid visitors still sometimes illegally access. They are clearly well worth the visit.

Section One: Moe-Yallourn North Rail Trail

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This lovely trail starts @ 200 metres East of Moe Railway Station. It passes through Moe’s wonderful Botanic Gardens nestled along Narracan Creek and follows a fringe of bush to the splendid Latrobe River where the awesome cooling towers of the Yallourn Power Station are a reminder of the unity of mature and artifice. (10 km – 2.5 hours)

Section Two: Yallourn North to Wirilda Park

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This section is easy going along quiet country lanes with lovely vistas and ample shady spots if you need a roadside rest to enjoy the view. You look out Southwards over the verdant Latrobe Valley towards the beautiful Strzelecki Ranges, a tongue of forest which extends all the way down to Wilsons Promontory. (15 km – 3.5-4 hours)

Section Three: Wirilda to Moondarra

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The track follows the true right bank (ie facing downstream) of the Tyers river until it crosses on an old pipeline. There are numerous spots where you could stop for a picnic, overnight or for a fish. The impressive cliffs below Peterson’s lookout are a feature. Birdlife, wildlife and wild flowers abound. There are a number of side tracks which can be explored. Keep your eye out for signs of the old pipelines one of which was made of wood! (15 km – 6 hours)

Section Four: Moondarra to Erica

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When you come to the end of the Wirilda Walking Track, our walk continues on East along the W18 through beautiful serene forest. The first suitable campsite, a really beautiful spot with water is when the trail crosses Jacob’s Creek on the Old Traralgon ‘Road’. (20 km – 5.5 hours)

Sidetrip: Horseshoe Tunnel/Coopers Creek

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Only a bit over a km from Platina Station on the walk from Erica to Walhalla you can take this lovely walk down to the historic Horseshoe Tunnel. The tunnel was created over a century ago to divert the river so the dry river bed could be sluiced for gold. The sidetrip takes about 1.5 hours (or several days if you decide to camp out!) This early section is fringed with wild cherries. Seats are provided at strategic intervals for the weary traveler.

Section Five: Erica to Walhalla

This is a delightful easy section following historic tramways linking two of the most beautiful small towns in the world. It perambulates gently through majestic mountain ash and tree fern gullies with splendid views of the awesome Thomson River. It offers numerous opportunities to sightsee, sidetrack or camp. ( 12 km – @ 4 hours.)

Side Trip: Poverty Point

From the Thomson River Bridge/s (‘Thomson Station’) you can walk a lovely 8 km circuit up along the West bank of the river then down along the East bank. If I were walking the entire UYT I would come down to Thomson Station as soon as it joined the Mormon Town Track and walk up the West bank as it is far more beautiful, and would otherwise be missed – as would the two excellent campsites to be found along it. ( 8 km – 2-3 hrs)

O’Shea’s Mill

Now (also) called East Tyers Campground I see. This is the first major stop after you leave Walhalla (12.5km away), some of them fairly steep. As you can see it is where the Alpine Walking Track crosses the East Tyers River. Campsites, Water, Toilet available. You could have dropped by Rawson on the way here for supplies. It is also where you would turn off for the Winter Route to avoid snow/cold dangers on the Baw Baw Plateau.

Winter Route:

East Tyers Walking Track

I spent six hours yesterday working on this excellent track which had been long neglected and overgrown. Apparently there were six other people on it too, though I never saw them – which indicates you can have a lovely solitary experience on the track. It connects O’Shea’s Mill to Caringal Scout camp and thus comprises an interesting addition to the Upper Yarra Track Winter route

A Beautiful World

We did a little afternoon excursion today to check on the existence of some old walking tracks around Erica. The first pic is of Steve Jones with Spot where the walking track disappears at Tyers Junction near the Caringal Scout Camp. It seems to be one of the ‘roads less traveled’ judging by the overgrowth of blackberries and abundance of fallen timber.

Caringal Scout Camp: Tyers Junction

You might reach here by walking down the rail trail from Collins Siding (10 km – 2-3 hours), where the cottages are on the main Erica-Moe Rd at the Caringal turnoff. The trail runs along behind the cottage on the West side starting to the North of them. Or, you might come down the East Tyers Walking Track (I will check whether this is still open). We came along Finns Track from O’Shea’s Mill via the South Face Rd, a pretty quiet forest path. All three routes are a similar distance (and time)

Western Tyers: Morgans Mill & Skinners Camp

From Caringal you can journey to Western Tyers via Morgans Mill Rd (open forest) or Buckle Spur, cool wet forest tree ferns and mountain ash. Probably 2-3 hours either way. There used to be a walking track along the river which followed the old railway line all the way to Growlers, but it has grown over (we checked). It was really beautiful. A job of clearing for someone, but maybe not me.

Western Tyers River – Great for Crays

Escaping the heat: The Western Tyers is the BEST place I know to spend a couple of hot days: nestled under the South face of Mt Baw Baw, enclosed by Antarctic Beech and majestic Mountain Ash, it is always a lovely spot on such a day. You can brave the icy water (if you dare) or just lounge around in the shade on a folding chair, betimes catching the odd spinyback crayfish or mountain trout – or a platypus if your fancy so takes you

The Western Tyers

Spent a couple of days at our old campsite on the Western Tyers (haven’t camped there for years). Still as beautiful as ever. We will be going back for a longer stay. So many beautiful places in Victoria. This tree has had thirty years to fall on us. Just have to give it another chance. Lots of trout and crays we haven’t eaten from this excellent stream

Western Tyers to Tanjil Bren

After you have camped the night, cooked and eaten your trout &/or crayfish, walk West along the Tyers. The Western Tyers Road follows the course of the old timber tramline which carried the forest’s products via Caringal to Collins Siding (Erica) and onwards to a wider market where they were used to construct houses and buildings elsewhere in Victoria – and sometimes much farther afield.

Kirchubel: If you go nowhere else in the world, at least go here

Just a few kms walk outside the small township of Tanjil Bren in Gippsland Victoria is the most beautiful place in the whole world! You go out along Saxtons Road beginning in the heart of Tanjil Bren.

Downey to Newlands

Last Monday we spent ‘beating around the bush’ near Downey (Tanjil Bren area). Downey is another one of those ‘lost’ towns of the Victorian mountains. Pretty much all that remains is this huge sawdust heap in the forest: how many woodland giants went to make it up I wonder? Mostly the trees milled here were fire killed mountain ash from the vast ‘Black Friday’ fires of 1939

Up Into the Singing Mountains

Our family celebrate Xmas tomorrow (due to work commitments), so what better day to continue our exploration of the ‘closed track’ which used to link Downey (North of Tanjil Bren) with Newlands Rd (Baw Baw Plateau)? We are hoping that this track will complete our ‘Winter Route’ of The Upper Yarra Track

NB: You can alternatively walk from Tanjil Bren to Toorongo along the Link Rd ( a couple of hours at most – water every couple of km). There is a camp at Toorongo Road intersection with toilets and water! Just before you reach Toorongo you can take the Mundic Road and head for Toorongo Falls and Noojee.

End of Winter Route

Section Seven: Mushroom Rocks Carpark to Phillack Saddle

This is a beautiful easy section comprising widely varying vegetation and topography, the spectacular ‘Mushroom Rocks’, the ruin of the Talbot Peak hut, Mt St Phillack, the highest point on the Baw Baws, and a delightful camp at Phillack Saddle. Side trips can be taken to Mt St Gwinear and Baw Baw Alpine Village.

It is about 20 minutes walk from the car park (toilets, water, scenic side-trip) to the Mushroom Rocks where there is scout hut accommodation if you have arranged it. It is another hour to Talbot Peak hut site (each way). From there it is about 2.5 hours to the St Gwinear turn-off and about another half hour to the Phillack Saddle and and the Baw Baw turn-off and a further 1-1.5 hours to the Baw Baw Village. Say about 5.5 hours from the car park to the Village each way.

Sidetrip: Baw Baw to Mt St Phillack

What a way to escape the heat! Others may flock to the beach. We give our hearts to the mountains. Mt Baw Baw was to be 8C cooler than home (with no power) and with a delightful cooling 30 kph breeze. When we left our car at the bottom of Candleheath Drive (Go down Frosti Lane next to the shop until you come to the sign for Mueller’s Track) it was a balmy 24C with a cool breeze blowing.

Section Eight: St Gwinear Track Junction to Whitelaw’s Hut

The route along the tops is a delightful mix of alpine heath and snow gums. Every couple of kms you will find a small stream (sometimes to the side of the track) with fresh water. For example there is water near the St Gwinear turnoff, just after Mt St Phillack, at Mustering Flat and in the valley next to the Mt Whitelaw Hut site.

Section Eight: Baw Baw to Newlands Rd

Della: Steve and I, with Tiny and Spot, spent the last 2 days walking over the Baw Baw Plateau from Baw Baw across to Newlands Road on the Upper Yarra Walking Track. It was a delightful walk and we selected good weather for it (which is needed!). One section on the first day was particularly hard-going, and only on the second day did we discover that we had taken an old, heavily overgrown route to Phillack saddle instead of the (apparently!) new route which now exists.

Section Eight: Phillack Saddle to Block 10 Road

What a lovely section of track! The high country has so much beauty, so many surprises. Phillack Saddle is a wonderful spot to camp on lawns tended by nature’s gardeners amid the alpine heath. There is beautiful clear water just off the saddle and a lovely stream (below) at Freemans Flat. It will be about 7.5 hours to our car at the Block 10 Road – if we make it!

Escaping the Heat

Who needs an air conditioner? Go up a thousand metres and you lose approx 8C. The Baw Baw Plateau this week has been beautiful with maximums in the low twenties whilst folks below in the Latrobe Valley or Melbourne sweltered in the high thirties. We are so lucky we have the Upper Yarra Track (http://www.finnsheep.com/THE%20UPPER%20YARRA%20WALKING%20TRACK.htm) to retreat to in these circumstances. We were camped on the top of Mt Horsefall during the worst of this ‘heat wave’ where there was also a lovely cool breeze.

Upper Yarra & Australian Alps Walking Tracks

There is secure water (and good camps) at O’Shea’s Mill, along the Baw Baw Plateau, from the Thompson River in Newlands Rd and at the Link Rd Recreation grounds on the corner of Toorongo Rd. You should have the maps and App I recommended in my post on 29/11. It will probably take you 3-4 days to get to the camp at the secure water on the Forty Mile Break Rd about 5km short of Mt Horsefall. The next day you would aim to get to the the Ada Tree. There is running water 1 km down the Lock North Track, at a dam 1 km before the 15M track & running water at the corner of Lashos Track;

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If you simply followed Siseman’s instructions after @ 10km (from New Turkey Spur Rd) without water you would come to a DRY water point at the 21km post on Boundary Track and would not know that there is a (muddy) water hole a further 6km ahead, so would almost certainly, sensibly give up! Personally I prefer clear running water with grassy campsites nearby.

Section Eleven: Ada Tree to Big Pat’s Creek

As you can see the track is well made, delightful  and easy to follow from the Ada Tree all the way to Warburton, with numerous signposts. If you have a couple of days to spare, this is a pleasant jaunt.

More Side Trips

Yarra Falls

Mystery Falls First Cascade (1 of 6). This minor fall plunges approx 20 metres.

A reader writes: ‘We decided to use the day searching for the lost ‘Yarra’ Falls. Quite a lot of bush bashing (nearly three hours in, one and a quarter out) brought us to the top of the first cascade, No #1 of SIX (!) which plummet hundreds of metres down the valley!) Perhaps Victoria’s greatest treasure!

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A reader writes: ‘Spent another seven hours yesterday pushing ever closer to this ‘lost’ treasure. From the top fall, the prostrate scrub was unbelievably thick for the next kilometre or so. I was wondering whether I should give up. I guess I spent three hours hacking my way through it, then after about another kilometre of ‘hill-siding’ I was on a relatively clear ridge.

Yarra Falls 3

There are some amazing wilderness areas in Victoria. Some maybe only a half dozen living eyes have seen. Such as this. People have been forbidden to venture here since c1955. This is the junction of Falls Creek and the Yarra River forwarded to me by an anonymous reader. Falls Creek is seen entering from the left.

Yarra Falls Shelter House

A reader has located the ruins of this magical place and forwarded some wonderful photos: ‘It is on the South West side of the junction fairly high up, where the tree ferns diminish (beneath one of the highest on the edge of the spur). It is extremely difficult to find and you could walk within a few metres and pass it.’

PS: I realise that the above is still very incomplete, but I’m sure you will fill in more of it with your won explorations.

 07/06/2019: Helium Too Good to Miss: Outdoor Research’s Helium rain jacket (and pants) are available at the moment on (Mass)Drop, the jacket at US$99 and the pants at US$70! This is outstanding value for a highly praised set of rain gear. Whether they are the lightest/best is always arguable. I have Montbell’s offering which I am quite happy with (but at the time I bought them they cost me much, much more). If I were currently to be in the market for rain wear I would be snapping up this offering from Outdoor Research.

Specs

Specs

As you can see at Outdoor Research’s own page, this is nearly half price! The special does appear from time to time on Massdrop, so keep on checking if you miss this offer.

Massdrop: Helium Jacket

Massdrop Helium Pants

04/06/2019: Ultralight Cutlery: How much can you say? I remember buying my first set of these (I guess) when I set about hitch-hiking to Cairns and back with a back-pack when I was about 13-14 years old. I had this, a home-made nylon sleeping bag cover, a billy and not much else. During the several cyclones I encountered on the way I found myself sleeping on school and church porches, covering myself with door mats to try and keep warm even though it was the middle of summer!

I was involved in a fatal car accident, the driver who I was with being killed outright (failure to give way to the right!) even though I did not receive a scratch, though I was mighty scared trapped in the car with him bleeding all over me and the smell of petrol everywhere. I camped on the side of the road near Armidale that night in pretty miserable conditions, waiting for my wet clothes that I had washed in a stream to dry. Of course I never told my mother as she might have forbidden further such adventures!

It was one of these type of sets (below) , and I was immensely proud of it. It no doubt resides yet in one of the many canoe drums I have secreted in the Victorian mountains against occasional deer hunting trips – hopefully not one of those which might have been destroyed by last summer’s wildfires. I still haven’t been out to check yet. Soon.

 

You can still buy them, or much fancier (and no doubt lighter sets) eg this titanium one from Esbit at 1.3 oz, (40 grams) which is not too bad for three pieces of cutlery actually eg from Bogong for A$39.95.

By the time Della and I traveled to NZ to live for a year in 1974 (my first time on a plane actually) I was impressed by the lightweight cutlery Qantas issued on their 747s – and ‘souveneered’ a couple of their light-weight tea spoons. A bit too small for a big appetite actually – though perhaps I should have reserved them myself for such rationing!

We journeyed all over NZ’s South Island on my Honda CB250 road bike with all our camping gear, sleeping under the stars in all sorts of improbable places. Our long love affair with NZ had begun. See eg: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/01/17/south-coast-track-fiordland-nz-waitutu-to-westies/

I have tried out a variety of lightweight cutlery since: lexan, titanium etc. At the moment (and for a few years now) we are both using Sea to Summit’s Alpha Light line of spoons/sporks. These weigh a mere 9 grams each and are made of an aircraft alloy. They cost about A$8.50 from a variety of stores. So far I have not managed to break one – which I have done with every type of plastic cutlery (which is a nuisance in the wilds) or to lose one – which Della did to me somewhere in the wilds of the Franklin River Tasmania. She will not live this down. Then again it maybe taught me to do my own washing up! Since then I have carried a spare eating utensil. The lightest I have found is a takeaway Chinese soup spoon which weighs less than 2 grams.

Of course some people feel they need to have a longer spoon which weighs 12 grams – wholly unacceptable! – so that they can get at the last of the spag in the bottom of the pot without burning their fingers! I favour a spoon over a spork (even though the spork is better for eating fish!) because a spork tends to dribble into your beard when you are eating muesli/porridge in the morning making a smelly mess right under your nose unless you are down to the river right away for ablutions. I certainly will not stretch to carrying both utensils!

I can get away with just a single spoon for a journey lasting weeks. However, I always carry a fixed blade knife as well which is handy for cutting salami, spreading peanut butter, filleting fish and etc. Its most important use is for splitting wood to get at the dry ‘heart’ or shaving it to create excelsior when you need to light a fire in the wet. The Kabar Johnson River Piggyback is just about perfect. It weighs just about an ounce.

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Some other lightweight cutlery ideas:

The KA-BAR Tactical Spork is a great idea if you need to fight off grizzly bears, rapists, etc. I don’t. So far. Though it weighs .1lb it might still be a good idea. it includes a knife:

 

The Light My Fire Titanium Spork at 20 grams solves the dilemma of whether to take a spoon or a spork – and if you love titanium, it is a must:

If you would rather eschew metal altogether – perhaps to avoid check-in luggage you might choose Gossamer Gear’s Bamboo Spoon. They even have a long-handled version. There are all sorts of compelling reasons why you should choose one. Read Korrin’s write-up!

If you really love Gerber gear which I do. I love their pocket knives and their machetes for example then you should try their Compleat:

If you really want something different (and to drive yourself mad eating with them), you could choose some Kizer Titanium Chopsticks – a must have for the well-heeled titanium set:

Happy Tramping!

01/06/2019: The Upper Yarra Walking Track: My friend Gerard White walked the Upper Yarra Track last week – from Waburton to Walhalla. With his kind permission here is his account of the trip:

Day 1: Big Pats Creek to New Federal Mill (21km) (4 people)

Last week (Sunday) I set off from Warburton headed for Walhalla on the Upper Yarra Track. I’d read some negatives about the amount of road walking involved but was keen to see it for myself and the close proximity to home meant I didn’t need to travel far to start. My usual walking partner had work commitments so it was solo for me this time, something I wasn’t that used to. I allowed 7 days to cover the 130k so we agreed to meet in Walhalla lunchtime the following Sunday. Many of the tracks had closed 1st May so I expected it to be pretty quiet. The weather forecast predicted snow falls on Baw Baw the following weekend so I thought that would add another dimension to the walk. Originally it was to be a bike ride but restrictions on vehicles after closures unfortunately included bikes.

It was also my first outing with some new lighter gear; Granite Gear pack, Zpacks Duplex, EE Quilt, NeoAir, 15g diy fuel stove (made from a couple of beer cans) and diy CF poles which was strong enough to use as a walking pole (I used one and carried the other). I was happy to have dropped 4 kg off my base weight.

To avoid the 6k road walk from Warby I started at Big Pats on the ‘Walk into History’ towards Ada Tree, a section I’d done before in cold wet muddy conditions, stopping at Starlings Gap for lunch. On reaching Federal Crossroads I dropped my pack and strolled down to Ada Mill No.2 site (a nice camp) to take some photos teh continued on. About 1k later I realised my diy CF tent pole wasn’t in my hand and I’d left it leaning against a tree back at the crossroads. I dropped the pack and raced back to get it, all the way telling myself I wouldn’t do that again. After collecting water from Little Ada River (filtered) I eventually reached New Federal Mill around 5pm. It certainly gets dark early this time of year. Had my usual dinner of dehy rice, veg and tuna and settled into bed.

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Start of the ‘Walk into History’ track

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Big Pats Creek

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Tree ferns

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Typical track conditions

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Starling Gap

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Fallen tree

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Boiler

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Little Ada River log bridge

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Eucalypt

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New Federal Mill camp

Day 2: New Federal Mill to Boundary Road (21km) (2 people)

Today’s walking would take me past Ada Tree onto New Turkey Spur Track, Lashos Link Track, McCarthy Spur Track then north on Boundary Road along the eastern edge of the catchment towards Road 20. Info on water sources was sketchy so the forecast for rain was welcome. There was supposedly a dam on Boundary Rd I was hoping to reach. After completing the Ada Tree river walk and reaching the carpark it was time for some of the road walking. With no cars, beautiful forest each side, wind and birds the gravel road walking wasn’t as bad as I thought. Rain started pelting down as I reached Lashos. The shower only lasted 30 minutes but it was enough to fill the road runoffs with water. I arrived at the dam around 4pm and camped on a rather unattractive clearing by the road. The dam was full but brown and murky. I filtered the water.

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Little Ada River Walk

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Ada Tree

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New Turkey Spur Rd

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Lashos Link Track

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Lashos Link Track

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McCarthy Spur Rd

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Boundary Rd

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Boundary Rd

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Boundary Rd

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Boundary Rd

Day 3: Boundary Road to Mt Horsfall (20km) (3 cars)

Up and at it early I was heading north on Boundary Road towards Road 20 (Whitelaw Track) by 5.30am with a full moon and headlamp (not that were any obstacles). Again tall forests each side of the road and the rising sun made it quite relaxing. I reached Road 20 by 8am then headed east along the southern edge of the catchment within the Yarra Ranges NP. Road 20 was surprisingly unroad like as it meandered between the trees along a 30m firebreak. Most of the water from the rain had disappeared and with plans to camp on Horsfall a detour down North Loch Rd 2k was needed for water, which I collected from a gully then took a track north through a logged area back to Road 20. Shortly after Road 20 becomes Forty Mile Break. I arrived at Horsfall at 3.30pm settled in and enjoyed the views to the north to Lake Mountain and south toward Mt Toorongo. Mt Horsfall is 1134m and has a large clearing on the summit. Just as the sun was setting three 4wd came past lights on heading west down Road 20. I gave them a wave and thought to myself aren’t these roads closed? I had phone reception so called the missus. I also have a Spot which I set off each night.

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Early morning on Boundary Rd

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Road 8 into the catchment

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Track marker

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Road 20

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Road 20

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Shortcut from North Loch Rd to Road 20

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Forty Mile Break

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Forty Mile Break near Mt Horsfall

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Sunset on Mt Horsfall

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Camp

Day 4: Mt Horsfall to Newlands Rd (22km) (1 person + 2 trucks)

Todays route would take me along Forty Mile Break to Toorongo Rd, Block 10 Rd and Newlands Rd near the base of Baw Baws NW end where the Thomson River runs. I headed off early along FMB aiming to reach Toorongo Picnic Ground by lunch. One of the 4wd passed me as I was packing up heading east. There were a couple of ‘Fire Suppression Streams’ marked on the map a few km further on 500m south of the road which were likely water sources. Walking along FMB I could hear a chainsaw in the distance. It was the chap that passed me on Horsfall who worked for PV. We had a quick chat and told him my plans. What a great office he has! The stream at the water point was flowing well and the water was crystal clear. I didn’t treat it. FMB turns SE at Road 12. At this point you’re only 800m from the Yarra Falls to the north but I wasn’t taking the risk and going in there. After reaching Toorongo Rd I made my way to the picnic ground. The place was in a state of total disrepair; not even a table and chairs. A couple of logging trucks passed by as I ate lunch, you can hear them coming for miles. The 6k along Toorongo Rd was a bit of a drag so I was glad to reach Block 10 Rd, climbed the gate and head east towards the Thomson River to Newlands Rd (marked as Neuylands on the Rooftop). I’d read there was a nice dam 1k north of Newlands Rd so that’s where I was headed for the night. The tracks around here don’t appear to have had much traffic for a while. I found myself a spot on the track up from the dam and settled in for the night. I was kind of wishing I had a fishing line, trout for dinner would be nice.

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Forty Mile Break

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Track to ‘Fire Suppression Stream’ off FMB

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Forty Mile Break near Toorongo Rd

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Toorongo Picnic area (a bit of a mess)

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Block 10 Rd

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Newlands Rd

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Newlands Rd

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Newlands Rd

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Track to dam north of Newlands Rd

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Camp near the dam

Day 5: Newlands Rd to Whitelaw Hut (15km) (0 people)

Today would involve the climb up to Baw Baw from Newlands to meet the AAWT NW of Mt Whitelaw. I’d looked down this track from the AAWT a couple of years ago and thought OMG and any info I could find suggested it was totally overgrown and hard to follow. Sounds like fun! I made my way back to Newlands Rd from the dam and continued SE toward Frangipani Saddle for lunch, crossing the Thomson River 4 times. The track leading up to the AAWT has a sign leading into the scrub about 400m before Frangipani Saddle which would be a great place to camp. Well fed on salami/cheese flatbread I headed back to the turnoff, took a few deep breaths, checked the time and headed east up into the scrub. It’s only 3km to the AAWT from here but I expected it to take just as many hours. You could see the remnants of a road and the gap in the trees above but there were plenty of fallen trees and bushes to push through. A couple of times I lost the way, in particular where the route dog-legged but I was able to pinpoint my position on the map and get back on track. Eventually I reached the last Thomson river crossing only 700m from the AAWT. The river is only 30cm wide at this point and was flowing well. I bit more of a bush bash and I could see the blue sign at the track junction with the AAWT. I’d made it. What a relief to be out of that hell hole and back in familiar territory. It had taken me 3 hours to cover the 3k. It was only 5km to Whitelaw so I could take my time arriving by 4pm. I’d expected other walkers to arrive at Whitelaw but nobody did…good. The wind increased and it got pretty cold so I quickly cooked dinner in the chimney and retired to the tent.

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Dam north of Newlands Rd

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One of four Thomson River crossings on Newlands Rd

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Another dam

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Approaching Frangipani Saddle on Newlands Rd – route to Whitelaw on the left

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Frangipani Saddle

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Sign post pointing the way

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Overgrown track up to the AAWT

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Crossing the Thomson

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I recognise that sign – at the AAWT

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Camp at Whitelaw Hut

Day 6: Whitelaw Hut to Talbots Hut (15km) (0 people)

Today was an easy day…all I had to do was get to Talbots. I slept in and left Whitelaws 9am along the AAWT to Phillack Saddle for lunch. Again I had phone reception. It was still pretty windy and the forecast was for gale force and damaging winds in West Gippsland tonight …woohoo…but where’s the snow? I arrived at Talbots about 3pm, nestled myself between the rocks and battened down the hatches. At about 6pm it started to pour and the wind was howling through the trees but I was as snug as a bug in a rug. My only concern was a tree falling on me as I slept crushing me in an agonising death but obviously that didn’t happen because you’re reading this. The Duplex performed great (as did my CF poles and other new gear) and I didn’t have any dramas with condensation.

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Baw Baw Turnoff

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Phillack Saddle, very windy

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Baw Baw

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Mt St Phillack

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Snow poles near St Gwinear

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View from AAWT

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Rest near a rock

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More views

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AAWT

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Camp at Talbots Hut

Day 7: Talbots Hut to O’Sheas Mill (15km) (6 people)

Another easy day with only 1200m descent to the Tyers River. That’s easier than going up…right? Left Talbots around 9am, mucked around at Mushroom Rocks looking for THE Mushroom Rock but I couldn’t remember where it was. Arrived at Erica carpark by 11.30am, a real toilet…what a luxury. Sat at the table, had some lunch when a van pulls up with 5 people, one of who’s face I recognise. Fellow BW member JohnStrider who runs a group called the Hiking Society. They were headed to Mushroom Rocks and Talbots for the night. From here to Walhalla was a section of the AAWT I hadn’t done. Down Mt Erica Rd to the turnoff onto Firebreak Track to the Tyers River. There’s a nice waterfall near the campground which also has a toilet and table/chairs and fireplace. Shortly after dinner it started to rain heavily so it was into the tent and radio on for ‘Dreamtime at the G’…go the Tigers. . What a life. It rained steadily most of the night but again the Duplex was excellent.

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Mushroom Rocks

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Mt Erica Carpark

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AAWT turnoff from Mt Erica Rd

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Firebreak Track

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Huge eucalypt

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Firebreak Track

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Firebreak Track

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Firebreak Track

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Waterfall at O’Sheas

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O’Sheas campground

Day 8: O’Sheas Mill to Walhalla (14km) (10 people)

I’d agreed to meet my missus (Bridgette my walking companion) in Walhalla at the rotunda between 11-12 so got moving pretty early, crossing Thomson Valley Rd and down the Fingerboard Spur towards Poverty Point Bridge. It’s a nice walk along the valley high above the Thomson River. For some reason I thought the track was down on the river but that wasn’t the case. The rock table and chairs along the way was interesting and crossing Poverty Point Bridge offers some nice views up and down the valley. Only a few km to go now I could hear cars below me on Walhalla Rd then the town comes into view. Past Long Tunnel Mine and down the stairs to the rotunda and there’s the missus…I’m right on time. Let’s grab a hot pie and sauce.

Wasn’t a bad walk and best done when the roads have closed. I just wish it had of snowed two days earlier.

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Gate on the AAWT near O’Sheas

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Fingerboard Spur Track on Thomson Valley Rd

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Fingerboard Spur Track

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High above the Thomson River

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Table for two please

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Poverty Point Bridge

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View back to Baw Baw

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Walhalla

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Long Tunnel mine

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Rotunda and end of journey

It is without a doubt Victoria’s (if not Australia’s) premier hiking track. Many more people should be doing ti. From now (31 May 2019 until spring) you should follow the ‘Winter Route’ along the Tyers river -as there will be too much snow along the Baw Baw Plateau.He did tell me by private communication that my posts about the track had been a big help.

Here are my main pages about it:

http://www.finnsheep.com/THE%20UPPER%20YARRA%20WALKING%20TRACK.htm

http://www.finnsheep.com/Track%20Instructions.htm

I have heaps of posts about this fabulous trtack as you will find if you do a search in the facility in the upper right hand corner of one of my pages, eg: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/?s=upper+yarra+track

31/05/2019: Ultralight Bivy Bag: How much is your life worth? Is it worth laying out $80 and carrying 273 grams for example? This is the Outdoor Research Helium Emergency Bivy, a trimmed down version of their regular Helium Bivy (510 grams). If you carry a raincoat you could make a raincoat shelter for your head, and you could hold he bivy open with a willowy stick and a couple of lengths of foam insulation which has many other uses.

Most people who die on the trail are day walkers. The next biggest group are track walkers. Bushwackers being more experienced suffer much less. It is worth developing the experience, but also always being prepared for the worst.

Helium Emergency Bivy

 

Helium (Standard) Bivy

A couple of other survival shelters to think about: This one at 350 grams and this one at 253 grams. Adventure Medical Kits have a number of cheap ultralight bivys as well which are well worth a look. For example their Escape Bivy (which breathes) and has some insulative ability as well – perhaps as much anyway as a summer weight sleeping bag (and Only US$60). They also have a lighter model (5.5 oz – 157 grams) for US$40. It is also a good way of adding some warmth to your sleeping bag and mat on colder nights. It is well worth having a detailed look at their site.

These survival sleeping bags are a great investment too. You never have to worry about getting them wet. I always have one in my hunting day pack.

You can easily make your own bivy for a couple of bucks if you have a roll of Tyvek lying around – as you should. Many other things can be made from it, such as this.

Mind you you can get a whole tent for 500 grams. One such as this for example if you are well-heeled, or one such as this if you are not. You would have to admit this little floorless mid weighing 410 grams which cost me US$43,50 or A$59.98 delivered is hard to beat

Here is another interesting DIY concept.

Mind you if you carry nothing else, carry one of these: If you could only carry two things in the bush, what would they be? AMC have their own model

 thermal poncho for US$8.

The Helium Emergency Bivy is on Massdrop now for US$80 & Regular Price: US$129

See Also:

The Compleat Survival Guide

Hatchet

The Ultralight Deerhunter

31/05/2019: Lake Baikal: 20% of the world’s freshwater frozen into astonishing shapes: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2019/05/lake-baikal-ice-formations-photos/590374/

30/05/2019: Even More Free Stuff for Hiking: Yet another sixteen ‘free’ ultralight hiking ideas. Enjoy.

A Cure for Slippery Mats: I have just spent a couple of weeks sleeping on my new Big Agnes AXL Air 300 gram mat in Scotland. It is indubitably the most comfortable mat I have ever slept on, but it does suffer from being a tad slippery. I will be taking some of my own advice below.

A Taut String Will Act as a Tripod or a Gun Rest A 4 Gram String Tripod: A taut string will act as a tripod! You can tie an approx 6’ (1.8m) length of string to a small bolt the size which fits in the tripod socket of your camera then screw it in to the camera. If you stand on the string with one foot and pull the string taut so that your eye is level with the viewfinder/screen you will be able to hold the camera almost perfectly still

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Fire Umbrella: How to prevent the rain from putting out your fire? I have been toying with this idea for some time. This week I decided to try out an ‘ultralight’ method. I constructed this 1 metre x 1 metre square of tyvek for that purpose, sewing gross grain ribbon tie outs on each of four corners. This ‘fire canopy’ weighed less than 2 ounces (60 grams) including the 1mm (pink!) dyneema suspension ‘rope’. This is not much weight to carry for the benefit of a warm fire out the front of your tyvek tent or shelter.

World’s Lightest Tarp Clip: You can buy these approx 1” polystyrene balls from Spotlight for @ $2.40 for 20. They weigh about .2 gram each. You can carry a few of these in your repair/fishing kit (along with some string, eg 1-2mm Dyneema) for use at need, eg when you need some additional tie-downs for your tent/tarp or when you have torn one out.

Ultralight Clothes Pegs for Hiking How to dry your clothes when hiking? My first resort has always been my own body’s heat. For many years I would wash my clothes at the end of the day, hang them overnight to get them dry as best as I could – sometimes in front of a warm fire this works excellently – all my home-made tents for example can have a fire out the front to warm them – and include an inbuilt clothes line

The Ultralight Trail Baker: You can make a baking stand (‘The Flashbaker’) – for cook pot baking – out of aluminium flashing which weighs 8 grams. You just need to cut a circle a little smaller than your pot and leave three approx 1 ½” ‘legs’ on the outside of the disc which you fold down to support whatever you are cooking. (OK, this one has four legs!) This works well with a thick dough. I have often made ‘damper’ in my cook pot with such an arrangement. My original flashing ‘baker’ (below) weighs 13.5 grams.

Attaching Tie Downs to Your Pack: First you need to get some ½” gross grain ribbon from your local sewing supplies store – such as Spotlight here in Oz. Then you will need some of the Linelocks like you see I have sewn the gross grain to: You can buy these little guys right here in Oz

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Linelok Pack Tie Downs: 7 grams: For those who don’t sew – or who don’t need to sew: You can use these wonderful little Clam Cleat Lineloks and some eg 2mm Spectra/Dyneema to lash your excess gear to your pack. I always use these lineloks on my tents and tarps:

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Supercat Hiking Stove: This is a very useful hiking stove you can make with a paper punch from Officeworks and some empty cat food cans. Its inception was a genius idea from Jim Woods. Be sure you only use the punch on aluminium cans. I have found that there are two sizes of aluminium can and that one fits snugly inside the other

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More Fun With Sticky Tape: Ultralight Mylar Vest: 23 grams that may save your life.

See also: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/fun-with-sticky-tape-mylar-poncho/

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Whoopie Sling Guy Line Tensioners I am surprised you can’t buy whoopie sling guy lines. I am even more surprised that high-end tents don’t come with them as standard. They have to be the lightest and most elegant option. You will have to make your own. I would say that the 1.75mm ‘Zing It’ would be an ideal size for the novice to work with. They are an elegant solution,

Adjustable Hammock Ridgeline A Great Idea: It adds 6 grams to my hammock set-up but improves comfort much more than that by allowing a flatter ‘hang’ – and it allows for somewhere to hang your gear. It works on the same principle as the Whoopie Sling. Genius. I bought mine from this guy for A$16.95

The Spanish Windlass My father, Lawrence used to use this trick sometimes to pull stumps out of the ground. He would wrap a rope around a crowbar (as shown) then wind the rope up with a stout branch. This windlass applied enormous force and was enough to pull quite large stumps out of a line of fence, for example. Of course you might need to shorten the rope a few times as it gets hard to turn after you have several loops around the bar.

Side Insulation: Gossamer Gear’s Sitlight Pads are just great for this if you cut them in half lengthwise. They can be still used in your pack’s pad sleeve but when it comes time to make your bed, either on the ground or in your hammock, these little fellows will keep your elbows and shoulders toasty warm.

Tick Eliminator These little pests are becoming more common in Australia. Of course in the States they carry the dreaded Lyme Disease. Carrying a safe means of removing them and/or treating tick bites on self/companion animals is becoming more urgent than ever.  Paralysis ticks have even spread to Southern Victoria. a couple of them (undetected for too long) were what ultimately took out our darling old pet Tiny back in February at the fine old age of 18. A number of products are on the market, and there is much wise advice out there too…

Impregnable Gun Safe: The gendarmes decreed that we had to upgrade our firearm storage though they had (as far as we could tell) safely and happily lived in the same cabinet for over thirty years! We had to buy a safe. Fortunately gun safes have become much less expensive over the years. We carefully chose one from eBay for $300

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See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/04/29/free-stuff-for-hiking/

You will find a heap of other DIY ideas here:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/14/diy-hiking-gear/

29/05/2019: Tim Tinker: I am tossing around some ideas concerning DIY tent stovesas you know, so I was delighted to stumble upon this amazing website: https://timtinker.com/ by a fellow Gippsland Senior – we are good for something still after all. As you will see Tim camps in the snow all the time, so his ideas clearly work. Perhaps time to think about some high country snow hunting/hiking trips?

It had not occurred to me that anyone could beat Titanium Goat’s Cylinder Stove (741 grams – but which takes minutes to assemble, and seems rather delicate to me) or that a one-piece  (no moving parts) tent stove could be made which would weigh approx 500 grams (including chimney). but there you are. You will have to read through a number of very informative posts, but it will be worth it, believe me.

The stove uses about 400 grams of wood per hour and produces approx 1,000 watts – quite enough to warm a two person tent to a delightful temperature – even in snow!

Tim Tinker tent Stove – actual size Tim Tinker Stove Contents – inc chimney! Tim Tinker Stove set-up It is a continuous feed stove, not a slow combustion stove. you would not leave it burning overnight. Tim Tinker Stove Air Control – what an ingenious idea for adjusting the air intake! Tim Tinker Stove – glass ‘window’ in chimney base gives light as well as heat!

Tim has this really ingenious method of rolling an unrolling the chimney:

There is a glitch. When you get to Youtube select the chimney video.

Tim has innumerable other good ideas on his website, including food, clothing, DIY tools, candles…it is quite encyclopaedic. look forward to a long read.

Certainly his stove has prompted me to think more about simply cutting down the helium cylinder to make a stove. That will be a fine idea for a relatively fixed camp as I am contemplating, but I now realise that it would be ‘possible’ to make a transportable slow combustion stove which sets up really easily and which could reliably heat a small tent as well as providing all the cooking I would need – and which need only weigh in the vicinity of 5-600 grams.

I am envisaging pretty much a one-piece stove perhaps around 4″ x 6″  x 12″ inside which you can store the chimney (and other things) and which you would carry in a small bag on top of your pack (attached perhaps like this, or this). I will need to learn a few sheet metal skills including spot welding stainless steel/titanium. there are lots of instructions though on Tim’s excellent website. As I have said before: watch this space.

Some ideas:

1. I think the chimney damper can be a slider.

2. The fuel feed can be either a length of pipe with an air-hole in the top, the air inlet adjusted with a cup or can (as in the 3rd photo above – but it would be harder to add wood), or

3. I would have a rotating or sliding air intake on the front and use a small titanium plate like this 13 gram one on the top which I could remove to add wood, or cook.

4. I will weld three (approx 2″ lengths) of tubing to the bottom rear and front of the stove (at 45 degrees), then use wooden legs to lift it off the ground (so I could dry wood under it, another excellent idea from Tim) – I would have a small bolt half way down the length of this tubing so that the wood does not touch the stove and smoulder – or I could just have three pieces of Easton aluminium tubing – and shorter pipes to slot them into…

Lots to do!

PS: Tim kindly gave me permission to re-post his excellent photographs.

27/05/2019: Seamless Tyvek Tipi: How big a tipi can you make in a single piece out of a 3 metre (10’) wide roll of Tyvek? I began this project as I want to take one in and leave it in a canoe drum along with a small wood heater to warm it on winter nights at ‘our’ new ‘hidden valley’ hunting spot. It turns out to be around 9-10’ wide and 6’ high (though I have not yet finished it). Plenty of room for 2-3 people, the stove, a couple of dogs and lots of gear.

Two possible stoves from the scrap metal, one steel the other aluminium I guess. I will have a play with these and see what I can make. I realise we also have an old stainless steel cook pot might be adapted.

I will have twice as many tie-downs as shown (every 2′) sewn in and the material catenary cut. I will secure them to pegs with line locks so that there is no vertical force. It will certainly not blow down or leak. The floor will come up the side walls 4-5″ for a ‘bathtub effect. I will sew some 6″ x6″ vinyl windows in on four ‘sides’ to let in a bit of light and so you can look out a bit. I will have to also sew in a fireproof fibreglass ‘boot’ for the chimney.

I have some waterproof zips left over from another project but the way I have cut this in one piece leaves quite a large overlap which I will utilise just in case the zips give out – or I can’t be bothered doing them up. Some of this excess material will make a rainproof hood for an openable vent at the lee-side top. I will probably also sew on a small verandah above the doorway (which I will prop up with a couple of small bush poles) as it is nice not to have rain come in when you open the door. I want to be warm and dry in this shelter at all times.

I still have to ascertain the true centre which I won’t know exactly until I have finished the bottom and the tie outs. I will need a piece of Dyneema reinforcing in the roof (for the pole – likewise in the floor) I will have a long cord hanging from the top centre with many knotted loops. I will wind it round and round the pole to make a clothes line which will dry things nicely as it will only be inches from the chimney. The tipi including floor will weigh about 40 oz in Tyvek (22 in silnylon) – 1200 grams (or 660)

I guess the first trip I will take in a canoe drum, cook set, the tipi and a cheap raft. The following trip I will take in a second drum, the stove and other items- unless someone else volunteers to come along with me on the first trip. After a  while I should have lightened my load in considerably, and as I will have eaten all my food there will be space in my pack for a little venison on the way out. I wonder whether I will be able to dry venison over the stove?

The two dogs assure me that they are coming. I still have to make them some new beds – even though I bought the material a couple of years ago. This project will spur me on to doing that as I will be able to leave their old beds in the canoe drums – likewise a cook set, saw, hatchet, fishing lines etc. Eventually I will probably leave some old warm clothes, a sleeping bag, raincoat…I want to carry in as little each time as possible. I might even be able to resupply the site with winter food on summer canoe trips – though I have not yet canoed this river. I don’t even know for sure it is canoeable, at my age at least.

About that stove: There are any number of youtubes about making propane/helium bottles etc into stoves. As usual most of them miss several points eg the ability to cook on top, no air leaks (so that you can have slow combustion). The door needs to be substantially airtight which means two (hinged) flat pieces of metal tightening against each other when you close the door, and an air feed slider – a disc would work well. It needs a flat top with the fire immediately under so that you can pace 1-2 small pots there, or cook directly on it.

Maximum surface area is achieved by lying the helium bottle (2.3 kg as compared with 4 kg+ for the propane bottle – both are steel) on its side. You would then cut a slice off the top so that you could weld a flat top on. It can hang over the edges and front so that you can simmer.

Right at the back corner you would cut a <3″ hole and weld a >3″ collar so that you can sit a 3″ chimney inside it. The collar will have slots on either side for sitting the damper in (a must if you are to have slow combustion and fuel efficiency).

Another slice off the front of the stove big enough to weld a flat disc with a square hole in the middle for the square hinged door, which will have holes drilled in it so that a round slider (with matching holes)can be rotated in it to control air flow. Hope that helps.

I will post some more photos when I am finished the project…

27/05/2019: This is environmental pollution:

Climbers had to queue for hours to reach the summit of Mount Everest on Wednesdayhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/mount-everest-climbers-dead-traffic-jam-overcrowding-seamus-lawless-a8929761.html & https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/mount-everest-tragedy-disturbing-story-behind-this-photo/news-story/77b580504abe2bfea1c1dd8f6ddd30f6

26/05/2019: The Ultimate Camp Shoe: Just like practically everyone I guess I had an ad from the ‘hellosunny’ shop (see below) for Waterproof Shoe Covers. I had spent a lot of time on this idea before coming up with my own 13 gram DIY version (https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/04/14/19-gram-dyneema-camp-shoes/) which have proven very serviceable and durable on many trips now.

I guess that not everyone can sew (which is one reason why I am always coming up with new ‘no-sew’ ideas (watch this space eg for inflatable quilts), but a search turned up a multiplicity of such shoe covers on dhgate many of which might be very good for camp shoes when you only want to keep your socks dry when answering a ‘call of nature’ in the middle of the night.

They range form just a few cents each, so you should take a look: https://au.dhgate.com/waterproof-plastic-shoe-cover-australia.html & https://hellosunnyshop.com/products/covers?fbclid=IwAR2PbVL929OHMCsjvySi0_gkEtcdyzzTLmfFf__rgA819LOb_7b52DqbTug

Some borrowed pics to whet your appetite:

hellos sunny waterproof shoe cover

26/05/2019: About those knees: And about that ‘seeming to need a new knee’… pain is frequently a ‘great deceiver’ (not that it has quite the good looks of the ultimate artificer). Though you know in your heart of hearts that your pain has no useful purpose (in that nothing you are doing is causing it or can do will alleviate it) nonetheless you keep pandering to it like a pampered child as if if you did not, you would break. Certainly that is how backs and knees are.

Della has a new doctor whom she consulted recently about her own troublesome knee. Like my own orthopedic surgeon (good to find an honest one!) who advised me to wait on further developments in knees as I would not be happy with anything he could do right now, Della’s new doctor (an ex-student actually – like Androcles’ lion good turns are frequently returned) pretty much said the same thing to her.

Hopefully something better than a new knee will be along in a little while. This may be eg a perfection of stem cell treatments (which are currently fraudulent) or maybe something like this artificial cartilage which just stays in place once implanted in a much less invasive operation than a knee replacement. You don’t need a new suspension. You just need new shock absorbers. Worth a trip to Europe or Israel perhaps to find out?

Anyway Della’s doc advised that the only thing which seems to ‘help’ is persisting with squats until you can do 200 in a row. This is pretty ouchy stuff to begin with, but for a start try this: you can do about 150 ‘half’ squats while you clean your teeth at each end of the day. Then sometime during the day (morning is best) just grin and bear it and do 200 full proper squats. You can work your way up (numerically) over a few days. It will not be fun. However your knee will not break, though you may think it will. Surprisingly after a couple of days of this it will start to feel much better, and you might consider a major hiking enterprise – as we did (above). I am now hoping (after this) for the Dusky Track again early next year – and perhaps taking Della on the Everest Base Camp Trek in November – or perhaps a return visit to Bartle Frere in August. We shall see. Plans, plans…

New Surface Meniscus Implant

25/05/2019: Extempore Hiking Poles: You can use Pipe Insulation to make extempore hiking poles or tent poles when you are in the bush.The piece shown weighs 5 grams. It certainly saves you carrying hiking poles when you don't need them. When you do you can cut them to length with this 28 gram DIY ultralight saw. If you break one in rough going it is the work of a minute to make another one.

It comes with an internal diameter of 12/19/25mm- ie 1/2", 3/4", 1' etc. 19 is quite enough for a very stout stick, say 1". It does stretch substantially. Of course it is not going to last a 3,000 km trek, but it does make a comfy handle so that you can make a couple of sticks to get you out of a tight spot (or carry a heavy load of venison out etc) without tearing your hands to pieces. A couple of sticks reduces the effort of walking out of some steep gorge by over 50%.

The foam tube can also be used to protect your tent from damage by your extempore tent poles by bending it over like this:

Available Bunnings eg:  https://www.bunnings.com.au/k-flex-9-x-19mm-x-1m-elastomeric-pipe-insulation-suits-3-4-pipe_p4920089 1 metre A$4.40 (May 2019)

24/05/2019: Winter Tent Stoves: A blast of Antarctic air is coming through Victoria in the next week so that it might be time to consider how to warm your tent. This great company Titanium Goat have extremely lightweight titanium stove (heaters), stove pipes, stove accessories, and a tent boot you can sew into an existing tent to vent your stove pipe without burning/melting the tent. They do ship to Australia.

cylinder stove

Their lightest and smallest cook-on-top stove weighs a mere 12 ounces (342 grams) for the original 12″ cylinder stove  or 13 ounces for the original small wifi stove which transfers heat a little better to your cook pot – but may take longer to assemble. The stove pipe adds approx 1.5 oz per foot to the weight, so for example a 7′ stove pipe will add approx 10 oz to a carried weight (small cylinder) of 1lb 10 oz or 741 grams. The tent boot (or jack) will add approx 3.6 oz (103 grams) and US$40. You might also think about adding a spark arrester (.8 oz – 24grams and US$10)

So at total weight of 29.6 oz or 844 grams – but you may not need any other stove to cook on (so subtract that from your pack weight). Figure also that you will have a shirtsleeves warmth in your winter camping tent, and use much less wood than an open fire (just a small armful for a night’s warmth which it will be easy enough top carry in from further afield) – and that is is easy to have a fire and be toasty warm in the snow or rain! Note, they also have larger models for different purposes.  You may be rushing out to buy one or more of these.

 Cylinder: 12oz, Stove body and parts, 4oz pipe wrap, bag, platform, 10oz for 7′ Ti pipe, 1lbs 10oz total weight with 7′ Ti pipe. Capacity:   ~485 cubic inches   7.5″ X 12″ Price: US$240 with 7ft titanium pipe)

Wifi: 13 oz. Construction: Titanium body, aluminum legs. Pipe: Titanium, 1.5oz per ft, 2-3/8 in diameter. Weight: 13 ounces with out pipe. Size: 11 in long, 5 in wide, 8 in tall. Overall Height: 12 inches. Packed Size: 13 in long, 8 in wide, 2.5 in tall. Damper: Yes, real stoves have dampers. Price: US$240 with 4 ft pipe.

wifi stove

Note: They also make Tipi style tents (with or without stove boots already fitted) to complete your set-up. Probably the most suitable of these for two-three hunters/hikers would be the Vertex 6.5 (ie feet in height) which will set you back US$ 525 (May 2019): ‘Weight: 4lbs 2oz Total weight, Tent and stuff sack 2lbs 6oz,  Stakes 6oz,  Aluminum pole 1lbs 6oz Length:  144″ (12′) Width:  132″  (11′) Height:  78″  (6.5′) Square footage:  102 sq/ft Stakes:  12 aluminum stakes Pole: Adjustable aluminum pole
Currently 2-3 weeks delivery … Grey, Tan, Forest Green.’

Versa 6.5

You could save quite a bit of weight (600 grams) by cutting your own pole using one of these.

I intend to make my own tipi style tent in Tyvek (coming soon). It will be approx 9′ wide, and should weigh about 25 oz (750 grams) (without floor, stakes, pole of stove boot). Adding a Tyvek floor will add approximately 13 oz (390 grams). My winter tent and stove will therefore weigh 844 grams (stove plus boot) plus 1140 tent plus floor), a total of 1984 grams. Not so bad for winter warmth and shelter for 2-3 people. The load can obviously shared out.

I may also have a go at making my own stove eg out of a used Helium cylinder. I have made a number of tipis in the past using poly tarps. One is (from memory) 12′ wide, and one 16′ wide. I heated them with a kerosene heater. They were magnificent when the frost and snow lay all about.  We used to use the larger one to display stud sheep in at winter shows. We always attracted a crowd! I will feature them in a future post.

NB: Images ‘borrowed’ from Titanium Goat. Hope they don’t mind.

Links:

http://www.titaniumgoat.com/cstove.html

http://www.titaniumgoat.com/stove-WiFi.html

http://www.titaniumgoat.com/pipe-parts.html

http://www.titaniumgoat.com/tents.html

http://www.titaniumgoat.com/vertex6_5.html

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/09/how-to-carry-a-saw/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/16/fire-umbrella/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/02/tyvek/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/28/tyvek-solo-fire-shelter/

23/05/2019: The Ultimate Hunting Trip: (or, A Further Use for Toilet Trowels) Disaster will sometimes happen upon you in the wilderness. The important thing is to survive it – as less experienced folk frequently don’t! For months I have been ‘stir crazy’ what with slow recovery from my back operation and (seeming to) need a new knee, but I have been itching to try out a ‘new’ piece of country I figured was likely ‘less traveled’ (Robert Frost). I was feeling I should reward myself for finalising the stud sheep sale to Saudi Arabia, so instead of continuing with the drudgery of ‘catching up’ on farm chores we thought we would take a look at this ‘New Eden’.

I had noticed on Google earth a piece of country which was likely overlooked by others as it is well-nigh inaccessible except by Herculean effort. One way in would involve (to begin) a 20 km trek along a closed track (likely completely overgrown – as ‘Management Only’ tracks invariable are, as no management is ever done – public ‘servants’ never work). The other involves a lengthy amount of 4WDing, then a several hours ‘hike’ down a precipitous slope including finding one’s way down some pretty scary cliffs, then a pack raft paddle across what might turn out to be a suicidal section of river. Sound like a sensible recuperation strategy to you?

If we succeeded we would have access to a couple of lovely fertile flats (more than  a square kilometre in total) which was bound to be brimming with Bambis which had never seen a man (or woman). It might just also be that ‘hidden valley’ of our very own we all dream about which we can enjoy alone in peace and tranquility. And Della (suicidally) agreed to come along with me. What a wife! (I have known that for nigh on fifty years).

So, off we went. God knows how much weight I had in that pack – as I brought along my rifle and my (double) pack raft, two life jackets – and the two dogs’ gear! Over 18 kg it turns out. Ultralight indeed! In retrospect it would have been more sensible to have traveled light as a ‘reckie’ and brought along more gear at a later time if the reckie proved successful. I can tell you that pack nearly killed me struggling back up that precipitous hill on Day Two. Mind you there were a lot of very big dingoes along the river there, so that although I did not raise the rifle in anger, it might have come in handy had we not ‘camped’ where we did! Unfortunately we never got to use the pack raft so it was completely wasted n this trip. If it had been a $30 one I would have left it there in the fork of a tree.

I guess it is almost inevitable that one never gets away when planned, nor that the journey takes the same duration as you thought it would, nor that the going proves as easy as it might.  I expected to be beginning the walk down to the river about 10:30am (instead of 2:00pm). Still I never anticipated that it would need more than four hours to walk that short a distance – but so it proved to be. Darkness was falling yet we were perched on a 45 degree slope only about 30 metres (vertically) above the river. The light was just too poor to see whether we could find a safe way down to a perfect little sandy flat below! You lose depth perception in low light first. We would just have to camp where we were.

Getting ‘bluffed out’ is an inevitability of wilderness travel. Just get used to the idea you will betimes have to spend an uncomfortable night perched on top (or bottom) of a precipice and be prepared for it. Descending a cliff in near dark (or in haste) is just foolishness – the kind of thing which gets the young killed. This is one important difference between being old or young. We were standing on a horizontal deer path less than a foot wide – say about 25cm. We could sit there all night and see if we could get some sleep, but then I did have the handy toilet trowel!

With (quite) a bit of effort that 25 cm game trail could be (and was) widened to 2′ (60 cm) wide and long enough (say 12 feet – or 3.6 metres) so that we could both stretch out. Della was (rightly) worried about rolling out in the night – though we never seem to fall out of bed. I placed some dead tree branches and excavated rocks along the edges where this seemed likely. It was not forecast to rain, so that we would only have the dew to contend with (which might dampen our sleeping bags but would not much effect their insulative ability), but if it did, we could spread the tent and tent floor over ourselves to prevent a total drenching. If you do this when it s not raining you will just get a lot of condensation from the interaction of your body’s warmth and the dewpoint that will over time saturate your bag. The reason why swags are cursed cold things really – and were never used by ‘swagmen’.

The most major problem was that (by now) we had less than 1 litre of water (amongst the four of us!) If we did not eat any of our dehydrated food we would be ‘fine’. Digestion particularly of carbohydrates and protein needs a lot of water. If you are short on water, best not to eat. Strangely some of us had brought along two apples and two bananas, and the dogs had two small (wet) 100 gram cans of dog food. We saved one of the bananas for breakfast. We were pretty cautious of that litre of water as we did not know whether there was a way down or whether we would have to make it last on the four hour walk back to the car the next day, so we still had over half a litre come morning. We also had some chewing gum which is a great source of ‘dehydrated water’ – as I have mentioned many times.

It was not the most comfortable of nights we have spent; neither was it the most uncomfortable! We were warm and dry and our new (winter) mats were very comfy actually even in such an unlikely place. We both got quite a number of hours of sleep by sunrise and were significant;y refreshed. In the morning I thought I should try to ‘slip’ down the cliff with just a daypack containing (mostly) empty Platypus water bottles. Where we were even the deer had not (quite) managed to get up and down, though they had been trying. We had also been trying without success to spot a deer path that went down the cliffs for the last hour or so of daylight. They will make it into a deer ‘highway’ now.

I was very cautious descending that precipice, breaking new ground through thick vegetation, zig-zagging as I went, never descending anything I would not (easily) be able to ascend. I guess I took about an hour to descend that thirty yards. By the time I had been down it and up again I had a path I could get Della safely down (and up). I also had three litres of water- more than enough for a sumptuous breakfast for all! We just about made ourselves drunk on it! In any case that was about the best cup of morning coffee I have ever had.

After dining we both went down for a longer (but not a long) look. It is a very beautiful part of the world – as the photos show, and I will be back! By the time we were back at our packs (on the deer path) though it was already 12:00 mid-day and so (past) time we needed to be heading back (as we had a dinner engagement we had to meet – we were late), and so could not stay a third day (unfortunately). It took us another (hellish) four hours to crawl our way back to the car, followed by another four hours driving home – so all in all a tiring day. We were both ready for a good night’s sleep!

At least I now know that I have one way down to the river- perhaps the only (safe) route for many miles (though on a future expedition I will try for another – on the way out). There is a ‘ridge’ downriver which is less steep (and there is a flat on ‘our side’ at the base of it should suit camping), but all along the river there are vertical precipices (and the satellite pictures did not show this) . Once down the river is easy and safe to cross via pack raft (there is a very long pool – more than a kilometre) between major drops. There are numerous ‘beaches’ on both sides, and this will make for a safe crossing even when the water height is much greater. The relevant gauge height this time (I am not going to tell you where we were) was .65-.7 metres which is quite low for this river, though it is ‘canoeable from about .5 to 2 metres apparently – if you are suicidal). I only add that here as a mnemonic for my own records.

I have never been to a spot where the reek of deer is so strong. Everywhere it was like a fresh wallow smell. Or where there is so much deer sign – and the deer are almost totally undisturbed except by the occasional pack rafter perhaps. Two very large stags spent quite a portion of the night fighting with each other just below us. They do make noises. They were watched by at least two of the largest dingoes (judging by their prints) I have ever seen. I am glad they did not know of a path up the cliffs to us – though they undoubtedly smelled us and knew we were there.

‘Next’ time I will tie a canoe drum to my pack on the way in containing a tent, cook-set, cheap packraft /paddle and other things which I will not have to carry out again. After a couple of trips I will have reduced my carry-in pack weight (and the carry out weight), by 5-8 kg, and I will have established a perfect camp site on ‘this’ side of the river, so that I need never be trapped by floodwaters that I was unaware of overnight. I should also find a lighter gun! I will also (hopefully) also have a better route. There is so much rock there I might even find a dry rock cave to stow the drum in (the one in the photo would flood) so that they will never be harmed by wildfire, else I can perhaps place them on a rock shelf and build a dry rock wall around them. They could be pitoned to a cleft in the rock so that they could not be rolled away by wombats, etc.

Setting out. The dogs are keen.

Setting out – the view down.

The first bluff. As a warning, there was only one way down here too.  a narrow one to the left of this obelisk. I heaped a few stones on top of it as a cairn/marker after Della took the photo.

A yellow breasted robin has fallen victim to a wild cat. in Western Australia they have a bait for these terrible pests – the cats I mean.

First view of the river about two-thirds of the way down. Still looks a long way.

But I am optimistic.

However, we became ‘bluffed out’ and had to sleep like this on an (enlarged) deer pad.

Spot’s compulsory photo bomb.

Then he wants to sleep in my bag.

I climbed down to the river behind this dead black wattle. Looks pretty forbidding, doesn’t it?

But there is a great camp site right here.

And what a front door! View opposite.

Upstream.

And downstream – you can just start to see the beginning of the large flat opposite.

After breakfast Della is all packed up and ready to come take a look too. A pretty narrow sleeping ledge would you say?

Panoramic view at the bottom of the cliff.

The flat downriver will be explored on a future trip.

So many forbidding cliffs. Glad I didn’t have to climb down this one (opposite). 

Just upstream there was a cave.

Which Honey was keen to explore. You could camp here (at low water) and leave the tent at home.

Not yet sick of climbing up and down. I am trying to get a better view upriver.

And this is the view upriver.

As is this.

And this.

It’s quite a nice rapid isn’t it. At my age (and with the level of remoteness) though I think I would be portaging it. It would be difficult to get a helicopter into a narrow gorge like this.

The sides are quite precipitous. I would not have been able to get down this, though there is another fine camp here.

Just a couple more glimpses upstream,

And then we are heading home.  I love the way the light changes. About those knees: And about that ‘seeming to need a new knee’… pain is frequently a ‘great deceiver’ (not that it has quite the good looks of the ultimate artificer). Though you know in your heart of hearts that your pain has no useful purpose (in that nothing you are doing is causing it or can do will alleviate it) nonetheless you keep pandering to it like a pampered child as if if you did not, you would break. Certainly that is how backs and knees are.

Della has a new doctor whom she consulted recently about her own troublesome knee. Like my own orthopedic surgeon (good to find an honest one!) who advised me to wait on further developments in knees as I would not be happy with anything he could do right now, Della’s new doctor (an ex-student actually – like Androcles’ lion good turns are frequently returned) pretty much said the same thing to her.

Hopefully something better than a new knee will be along in a little while. This may be eg a perfection of stem cell treatments (which are currently fraudulent) or maybe something like this artificial cartilage which just stays in place once implanted in a much less invasive operation than a knee replacement. You don’t need a new suspension. You just need new shock absorbers. Worth a trip to Europe or Israel perhaps to find out?

Anyway Della’s doc advised that the only thing which seems to ‘help’ is persisting with squats until you can do 200 in a row. This is pretty ouchy stuff to begin with, but for a start try this: you can do about 150 ‘half’ squats while you clean your teeth at each end of the day. Then sometime during the day (morning is best) just grin and bear it and do 200 full proper squats. You can work your way up (numerically) over a few days. It will not be fun. However your knee will not break, though you may think it will. Surprisingly after a couple of days of this it will start to feel much better, and you might consider a major hiking enterprise – as we did (above). I am now hoping for the Dusky Track again early next year – and perhaps taking Della on the Everest Base Camp Trek in November – or perhaps a return visit to Bartle Frere in August. We shall see. Plans, plans…

New Surface Meniscus Implant

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/11/the-compleat-survival-guide/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/01/10/hatchet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/28/trowel-peg/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/11/18/the-rolls-royce-of-back-country-trowels/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/20/ultralight-personal-hygiene/

19/05/2019: Embryo Wire: The Americans call this ‘O.B. Wire’ (for ‘obstetrics’). Vets use it to cut up a stuck calf inside its mother! I have used this stuff to de-horn hundreds of goats over the years (It is not possible to breed poll goats as the poll gene is linked to hermaphroditism).

You can quickly tie a length of it to a couple of sticks. It then makes quick work of horn and bone. If you hanker to be an Ultralight Deer Hunter you might carry a length of it in your pack (as I do). There is no lighter way to retrieve a set of antlers!

I am currently using it to lift some ceramic floor tiles without breaking them (for a bathroom renovation we are ‘working’ on – in between demolishing the 1924 buggy shed, a general farm tidy up, sorting and loading stud sheep for export, a heap more fox-proof fencing, & etc. We am making a walk in shower recess (as against our geriatric ‘progression’) where I will re-use them. This beats re-tiling the whole bathroom, and saves money besides.

PS: This approx 1 metre length weighs only 5 grams! Pretty good for an ultralight saw. It’s still looking pretty good since I have hacked off various antlers with it over the years plus a square foot bathroom tile yesterday!

You can purchase it here:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/OB-Saw-Wire-40-17mm-Stainless-Steel-Rust-Restistant-Dehorn-Large-Horns-/153043302730 or https://www.outbackvetsupply.com/product.jhtm?id=687&cid=182

I just bought two rolls from the eBay store for US$12.52 each (40′ rolls).

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/20/a-gorilla-in-the-hand/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/28/the-ultralight-deer-hunter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/14/ultralight-saws/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/09/how-to-carry-a-saw/

17/05/2019: Thermarest Lite Seat: I recently bought one of these for Della for canoeing (weight saving is still relevant if you might have to portage). Her glutes are a bit underwhelming so she gets a very sore behind after a few hours paddling. She was using Klymit’s Ultralight Pillow (which is an excellent sleeping pillow) but it was not quite up to such shenanigans and came apart. Several attempts to repair it with cuben tape  and Tenacious Tape both failed. – the only time this has ever happened to me. There was a spot on the material which just kept bursting through again and again – quite possibly a manufacturing fault with the material. This seat should prove better for her next summer when we recommence serious canoeing again. (I hope)

Available here: https://www.thermarest.com/seating/lite-seat US$24.95 May 2019 Dimensions 13” x16” x 1.5” (33 x 41 x 3.8 cm) 110 grams It is a very comfy self-inflating seat (a cut down version of the Prolite mat) and would provide relief on the trail as well if you do not mind carrying the weight. Of course if you were using it for a (short) pack frame and also utilizing it to extend a ¾ sleeping mat then it would count as no weight at all. It would work well with this budget pack for example – or particularly with the short version of the Crown.

PS: I particularly like the bungee roll up:

 

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/05/15/cheap-comfy-hiking-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/25/diy-super-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/23/klymit-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/10/a-soft-pillow-and-a-warm-bed-under-the-stars/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/04/04/breathing-trick-that-puts-you-to-sleep-in-seconds/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/24/knee-pillow/

16/05/2019: A Crowning Achievement: I just saw the Granite Gear, the Crown X60 (ie 60 litre) pack on Massdrop for US$120 which has to be very good value for such a robust award winning hiking pack. As I already have $50 credit from folks whom I have recommended who have joined, it is hard to pass up. Perhaps for my (70th) birthday (in August) of father’s day (in September)? The regular price is US$199.95. I do like the two brown colour options: Highland Peat./ Black and Fatigue/Dried Sage.

Fully kitted out it weighs 1140 grams – or 657 grams stripped. You might make your own simple waist belt as I did for the Gossamer Gear Gorilla which would take this up to less than 690 grams, a very acceptable weight for a pack which will last you many years and many thousands of miles.

‘We kept a lot of what you loved about the Crown2 around in the Crown X60. For mile-after-mile comfort, there’s the removable Vapor Current Mark 2 frame and molded foam back panel with mesh ventilation channels. For additional hydration options, there’s a hydration port and an internal bladder sleeve. And for all-weather reliability, there’s the roll-top main compartment, DWR/Barrier repellent treatment, and DWR-treated zippers. The side and front compression straps keep the pack weight close to your body to minimize shifting and bouncing. Along with a large stretch mesh pocket, there are straps across the front where you can put something like a tent.’

For your $120 you also get the Granite Gear Vapor Airbeam Frame (145 grams) which can be used to extend a ¾ length pad such as a Neoair (230 grams), so effectively no extra weight at all. You get a pack lid (108 grams) which attaches to the hip belt (174 grams, including pockets) to create a day pack.

This is one of the few packs which comes in a torso length option (15-19”configuration suitable for vertically challenged folks such as Della (5’) and I. Unfortunately this length is not offered in the Massdrop model, but 18-21” is which might suit folks around 5’6”.

I personally like a rear pocket but I’m sure we can manage to add one (as Della did here). I will try to post a pattern in the future for folk who would like to do this, or add three pockets to this beaut pack.

It is made from the virtually bullet-proof 210d high-tenacity Robic ripstop nylon and 100d Robic high-tenacity nylon, the same as the Gorilla.

‘Specs

Regular Pack

Long Pack

Links:

Massdrop Offer

Granite Gear Site

15/05/2019: Cheap Comfy Hiking Pillow: I was after a couple of cheap light weight pillows for another project (more about that later), so I sourced two of these on eBay for less than A$20 delivered (the pair). These pillows are approximately 18” x 12’ x 4” (45 x 30 x 10 cm) and weigh 100 grams.They have a delightful soft, warm surface, and clearly contain some kind of insulation material. I slept on one last night and found it to be the warmest, most comfortable hiking pillow I have ever tried!

The inflation valve is also more convenient than any I have seen on more expensive brands – it is so easy to adjust the pressure (with the touch of a button). The pillow was robust enough for me to sit on (though this may not be recommended) – Della split a Klymit ultralight pillow recently which she was using as a canoe seat – so that it has been replaced by a Thermarest Ultralight Camp Seat for that purpose.

As is usual with these inflatable things it is obviously made from some sort of heat sealable fabric. I was planning to cut them down for another purpose (which I will), but I am sure you could cut yours down to make it a slightly smaller pillow. I think you could get it to about 2/3 the weight without compromising its comfort or warmth. Even so, many people would be prepared to carry this pillow (which is about double the size and weight of my ‘normal’ ultralight hiking pillow (this one), just because of that.

You should never compromise about a good night’s sleep. After you have had one you will hike further and happier the next day than if you were tossing and turning on the hard ground all nght, for example.

Links:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Ultralight-Portable-Air-Inflatable-Pillow-For-Hiking-Camping-Travel-AZ/113675329058?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&var=413798983665&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 This one from Amazon looks the same: https://www.amazon.com.au/Trekology-Ultralight-Inflating-Camping-Pillows/dp/B073XH2YND/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=hiking+pillow&qid=1557879557&s=gateway&sr=8-1

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/25/diy-super-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/23/klymit-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/10/a-soft-pillow-and-a-warm-bed-under-the-stars/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/04/04/breathing-trick-that-puts-you-to-sleep-in-seconds/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/24/knee-pillow/

15/05/2019: 2 Tonnes of Gear off to the International Space Station: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/05/12/liftoff-of-spacexs-crs-17-dragon-cargo-craft/

14/05/2019: You always wanted a transparent tent – now US$119.99 from oometry.world   

Bubble Tent - Transparent Bubble Tent Lets You Fall Asleep Under The Stars

Bubble Tent - Transparent Bubble Tent Lets You Fall Asleep Under The Stars

13/05/2019: A Home-made Flamethrower: Boys will be boys…Don’t do this at home: https://imgur.com/LZGM7AB

12/05/2019: Astonishing: Bird that went extinct 136,000 years ago comes ‘back from the dead’ after evolving again: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/bird-extinct-back-from-dead-madagascar-white-throated-rail-a8908211.html:

11/05/2019: But Stay Away from Chipmunks: Mongolian Couple Died of Plague After Eating Raw Marmot: https://www.livescience.com/65438-mongolian-couple-plague-raw-marmot.html?utm_source=notification

06/05/2019: Stop Losing Your Pillow: Does your pillow creep away from you during the night – or do you sometimes lose it altogether in the dark? I know I do. Here is a method of preventing that for a weight penalty of 1-2 grams. Well worth it. i think it is self-explanatory. I have just tied a piece of 1 mm dyneema to the tabs on either side of their excellent Exped pillow (which I strongly recommend), and included a micro cord lock to cinch it up and secure it. The same method will work with other inflatable pillow such as Klymit’s. They are all made with a heat-sealable material so that a hot iron will create a tab on each side (if there isn’t one) to which you can affix a (very small) grommet – available from Spotlight or haberdashery shops generally. You could do the same sort of thing with the Graham Air for an even more ultralight alternative.

PS: Some people use a spare garment (eg a t-shirt) to do this, placing both the end of their mat and the pillow in it.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/25/diy-super-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/23/klymit-ultralight-pillow/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/14/ul-pillows/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/06/10/a-soft-pillow-and-a-warm-bed-under-the-stars/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/04/04/breathing-trick-that-puts-you-to-sleep-in-seconds/

05/05/2019: Waterproof Carbon Fibre Playing Cards: Maybe not ultralight, but certainly ultra-cool – and you can cut a banana with them!

https://drop.com/buy/xc-carbon-carbon-fiber-playing-cards#overview

91 grams. US $60 (May 2019)

‘No more frayed edges, stains, or fading: if cared for correctly, carbon fiber playing cards can last a lifetime. Made from 100 percent carbon fiber, these thin and durable cards have a twill pattern and a matte surface. In case things get a little rowdy during gameplay (it happens), they’re waterproof as well. Spades and clubs have crisp white faces; hearts and diamonds are styled in striking red.’

From XC Carbon who have a heap of other neat carbon fibre goodies – eg tubing just in case you wanted to make your own hiking poles, pack frame (or something)

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/01/24/a-carbon-fibre-lighter/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/02/packable-rifle/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/11/03/ultralight-compact-hiking-pole/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/02/the-ultralight-comb/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/17/ultralight-chair-the-litesmith-qwikback-2/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/08/08/lightest-carbon-fibre-canadian-canoe/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/09/ultralight-cigar-case/

02/05/2019: More Free Stuff for Hiking: My first sixteen posts about free stuff for hiking proved popular, so here are another sixteen:

Home Made Pack Raft I bought a $40 raft (Intex) from Clark Rubber and reinforced it with a layer of poly tarp which can be attached to it with polyethylene tape (from greenhouse suppliers), ‘Gaffer’ or ‘Duct’ tape. You could also use tarp clips if you prefer. This makes it well-nigh indestructible. The tarps come in three weights: 100grams/square metre, 150 and 200 equating roughly to 4,5 & 7 oz per square yard).

Faux and real packraft, top view after use.

Car-Camper Conversion: $50 We have recently been on a car camping holiday in Scotland where we wanted to stay away from people as much as possible on such a crowded island, and save on accommodation costs by sleeping in the rental car wherever we could find a pleasant spot. The car we hired turned out to be a VW Golf which you might think would be a tad small for this purpose, but when the front seats are all the way forward and flipped over there is over 6′ of room. All that was needed was to create a platform to fill up the well in front of the rear seats once they were folded down into the stowage position.

Catenary Curves: They are the solution to tarp/tent problems. I have known about them for so long and done nothing. Well, yesterday I was having a problem getting my new project, a Tyvek octagon/decagon shelter to sit properly. I created the curve you see on the piece of plywood by hanging a piece of rope between two screws then, using the pattern produced as a template I cut the curves out. Instantly the tent wanted to stand upright nice and taut. It will be much better when it is properly sewn with tie-outs and etc.

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New Fancy Feast Stove ‘Zelph’ is clearly a genius (like Jim Woods who made the original of the Super Cat Stove – if you have not made one yet, do so today!). He has taken the ‘Super Cat’ to a whole new level – and I’m definitely impressed. I hit upon his website yesterday, saw that he doesn’t ship to Australia (You would have to use Shipito – recommended!) and decided I could not wait, so made one myself with what was available to me.

A Hands Free Umbrella: A reader recommends this excellent DIY solution to attaching your umbrella to your pack here:https://ramblinghemlock.blogspot.com.au/2014/03/umbrella-rigging.html

Simple Hammock Double Up You can hang two hammocks side by side from the one pair of trees using just one tarp with this simple expedient. You need one (or two) spacer bars (3/4″ thick branches or parts of your hiking poles will do) and some of these 25 mm (1 inch) poly plumbing fittings from eg Bunnings at A$1.67 (Jan 2018) each. If you have some 1″ poly pipe you can just cut four approx 2″ lengths and drill eg 3/8′ holes in them (as I have done) for the hammock suspension – they will weigh 6 grams each. Double bunking for 24 grams; how good is that?

Ultralight Ground Sheet: If you are sensible and don’t use a tent, but instead sleep under a nice airy tarp, you may nonetheless want to protect your bottom and other expensive equipment with a ground sheet. As I have mentioned before a mylar space blanket (at about 50 grams) is good enough for this and does double duty by keeping you warm in an emergency – also good for your day pack when you go for a stroll away from your camp to check out that waterfall, rare orchid or monstrous stag, etc.

Col Townsend Whelen’s Forester Tent ‘If you need to cut weight or cost, the Forester tent is a good solution. It’s one of the best tents ever devised for a chronic woods loafer, particularly for one who yearns to live close to nature and who objects to spending any of his or her outdoor hours confined in a closed canvas or nylon cell.

The Forester tent is the cheapest of all wilderness tents, either to make yourself or to buy. It’s the easiest and quickest to construct and pitch, too. And considering its scant weight and bulk, it’s the most comfortable in which to live and do your few camp chores. Also, with the exception of the Whelen lean-to tent, it’s the easiest to warm with a campfire out front.

Whelen Forester Tent

DIY Super Ultralight Pillow Make your own 10 gram hiking pillow: These approx 17 grams (small) & 27 gram (large) Graham Medical Flexair Pillows are excellent for hiking and backpacking. The two sizes measure 14.5″x10.5″ & 19″x12.5″ They cost pennies: US $35.16 for the small & $43.41 for the large per box of 50! 70 cents each. Seriously!

Budget Pack Mods Recently I bought a couple of cheap approx 40 litre packs from Amazon for less than US20 each. I thought these would be a good recommendation to someone who wanted to begin hiking on a small budget. The first thing you need after all is something to comfortably and reliably carry your stuff in. I bought this one for US$ 17.99 and this one for US$19.99. Straight out of the bag the packs weighed 335 grams and 382 grams on my scales.

How to Carry a Saw A 31 gram 6″ hiking/hunting saw sounds pretty good doesn’t it? Complete with handle and sheath it cost me less then $A9. The Diablo saw blades are A$17.47 per pair in the Tools section of Bunnings. I will try to find an even better blade next time. Holding it in the vice I carefully cut just enough of the teeth off with the angle grinder so I could hold it comfortably. A pruning saw cuts on the ‘pull’ stroke so it should be fairly safe to use.

More about DIY PFDs: 114 grams You can make a lighter non compliant PFD which you fill with other inflatable items, eg Platypus bottles (I carry a 1 and 2 litre bottle, pillows (I carry the Exped Ultralight), wine bladders (who doesn’t have a few of them lying around?) and etc.

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Tyvek Jack Russell (Rain) Coat: 13 grams! My little chaps can get quite wet and cold if we are in the bush for long days in the winter so I thought I would treat them to some waterproofing. Surprisingly, my first effort worked very well – you can see Spot modelling it here. He was quite happy wearing it for all of our 5km walk (run for him!) this afternoon and didn’t want me to take it off when we came home

Raincoat Shelter: How to make your raincoat into a shelter. I hope you realise how this is important as every year people die because they keep on wearing their raincoat instead of sheltering under it. I know when you are out in the cold pouring rain probably the last thing you are going to think is, ‘Must take my raincoat off’. It is counter-intuitive. However, read on…

Ultralight Cups It’s surprising how much weight you can save in small ways. For example, my improved Fancy Feast Stove created a simmer stove which weighs under 15 grams. This shaved 30 grams off my stove weight. Using small aluminum containers to store the various ointments etc you carry has cut nearly 100 grams from my pack weight. A lighter cup such as the one shown cut 21 grams. Somewhere during this process, I culled through my pack and discarded a total of around a quarter of a kilogram (1/2 a pound) of quite unnecessary weight.

Ultralight Toothpaste: Tactical skills weblog Imminent Threat Solutions shares a simple method for making toothpaste dots by squeezing small, chocolate-chip sized “dots” of toothpaste onto aluminum foil, allowing those dots to harden for a week or so, and then transferring to a small waterproof bag. To use, all you need to do is pop a toothpaste dot in your mouth, chew for a few seconds, and start brushing.’

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/04/29/free-stuff-for-hiking/

You will find a heap of other DIY ideas here:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/14/diy-hiking-gear/

30/04/2019: Free Stuff for Hiking: You really don't need to spend up big to have great stuff for hiking, hunting etc as I posted recently here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/01/30/best-5-spent-on-camping-gear-ever/. For example, for years I carried a $50 .303 Lee-Enfield which has still harvested more deer than the newer guns Della bought for me for special occasions (50th Birthday, 40th wedding anniversary etc). Many of the things I use pretty much cost me nothing at all. I just cobbled them together out of bits and pieces I had lying around. Certainly you can save a lot of money if you are careful, as I pointed out here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/03/ultralight-hiking-on-a-budget/ Some things were pretty much free, like the following dozen:

The Ultralight Fisherman: Today is using a 1 oz (30 gram – including a selection of flies and leaders) hand line made from a 100 ml plastic ‘spice’ bottle which easily and accurately casts 30 – 40 metres – as you can see! A pill bottle of roughly the same size though slightly heavier, would work just as well. I tried an empty Nurofen bottle, for example. Another half an ounce or so would add a couple of lures, hooks, split shot, etc suitable for bait fishing as well. (This particular bottle is 14 gram 100 ml about 43mm wide and 80mm long and has the advantage you can see through it).

A Ball of String and a Feed of Cray: Once you have your feed of trout you will have some heads, tails, fins etc left over. Now you have your cray bait for the next course! All you need to catch them is a bit of string. I have wound 50lb line on my ultralight hand line http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-ultralight-fisherman/ (because it was what I had lying around) – it would cast a lot further still with lighter line. Certainly though, a few 3-4 metre lengths of this is all you need to catch a feed of crays. You might need to mark the location of your lines with some tiny pieces of fluoro tape as this Dyneema line will be very hard to see.

Collecting Water:This is a great tip from JJMathes: ‘Have you ever needed to fill your water container only to find there wasn’t enough clearance for you to get the opening of your container under the flow?  When water levels are low the flow doesn’t always shoot out far enough to catch the water, it rolls around the contour of the rock making it nearly impossible to fill a bottle or bladder. Altering the flow is an easy fix by using the windscreen from your cook kit to form a spout; or anything flat that won’t absorb water will work, even a broad leaf.’ http://gossamergear.com/wp/ever-have-trouble-collecting-water

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Ultralight Glasses Case: 12 grams If you have got to my age (or had other bad luck) you no doubt need glasses. I now wear progressive frameless titanium glasses (14 grams) all the time, but I also need a spare pair in case I lose or break them. The quite lightweight case they came in from Zenni weighs 47 grams (blue below). I knew I could do better. Like this:

Straws Into Containers Making drinking straws into mini containers: Now that is a genius idea: http://briangreen.net/2011/07/diy-single-use-antibiotic-packs.html ‘Place the straw over the opening of the ointment tube and carefully squeeze in a small amount of the ointment that is approximately one quarter of an inch in length. You’ll notice that transparent straws work best for this. Use you fingers to squeeze the end of the straw so that it pushes the ointment further up inside the plastic straw. This will provide a clean area for sealing the end of the straw without having the ointment ooze out while you are holding it with your pliers.

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A Further Use for Drinking Straws: Emergency fire starter storage: http://www.instructables.com/id/Fire-Tube-Drinking-Straw-Hack/ This is a top idea. It is also easy to do. All you need is some drinking straws, a pair of needle nosed pliers and a lighter.

Just add some matches, sandpaper and some cotton wool soaked in Vaseline

Hiking Yoghurt You can make your own yoghurt on the trail. I have tried this and it works fine with the ‘Easiyo’ sachets you buy from supermarkets and some powdered milk.This is from a CDT thru-hiker: ‘Yoghurt can be made on the trail in a zip lock or a more durable plastic jar. It’s very simple to make:

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Bathtime on the Trail: The One Gram Platypus Shower: An ordinary water bottle cap will fit any Platypus bottle https://www.platy.com/bottles-storage (by the wonderful Cascade Designs who also make the absolutely best Sleeping Pad: https://www.thermarest.com/mattresses/womens-neoair-xlite). You can make holes with a large needle (doll needle pictured – much safer). With nine holes as pictured one litre lasts 6 ½ minutes.

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DIY Simple Hearing Aid Safety Clip This is the simplest and cheapest way to make sure you don’t lose your hearing aids on a hiking or canoeing trip (such as this). Works with any BTE (Behind the ear) type hearing aid. Bulldog clip, (dyneema) string, two simple slip knots. Attach clip to back of shirt collar. Cost: cents. Cheers.

No Sew Sandals 80 grams: I made this pair as an experiment as I know there are lots of folk who don’t sew. This pair can be made with a pair of scissors, some blue hiking mat foam, a car inner tube, some Velcro and some contact adhesive (eg Selley’s Gel Grip) Should take you less than half an hour. They weigh 80 grams each in US size 9.5 , but could be trimmed a little. They would make excellent hut booties or for river crossings – or you could walk a long way in them if your shoes gave out.

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DIY Crampons I bought a pair of Yaktrax Pros for my Everest Base Camp walk. You need some extra traction when you are going to be crossing glaciers like the Khumbu where a fall can be decidedly fatal. I have since seen even lighter ones such as Vargos but I need such things so little I doubt I will be replacing mine. If i had thought about DIY I could have saved myself a few bucks as the series of suggestions below illustrate. A few 1/4″  nuts and some cable ties or even just a used bike tube and a bit of spare time and you are good to go! People are so ingenious.

Sawyer Water Filter A 2 gram back flush for Sawyer Squeeze Water Filter: : http://www.backpackinglight.com/cgi-bin/backpackinglight/forums/thread_display.html?forum_thread_id=78861 and it works! PS: If you have a later model of the Sawyer (I have the Mini which filters down to 1 micron so excludes viruses and all bacteria), you can source a different water bottle cap to do the same thing. See picture below:

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19 Gram Dyneema Camp Shoes (Correction: 17; well 12!) I just finished making this pair of US Size 9 ultralight camp shoes for my Dusky track walk which I start on Monday. They are made from 3.6oz/yd2 Dyneema fabric. Together with a pair of  down socks from https://goosefeetgear.com/products/down-socks/ (approx 50 grams per pair), I should have nice dry, warm feet at the end of what is usually a fairly wet slog each day.

The Ultralight Bush Chair

Reader Jenny wrote to tell me about these wonderful chairs she makes when hiking. She thinks she could get the pack weight of her chair down to 50 grams. She writes, ‘The material is just a rectangle of fabric, with big seams top and bottom (bottom for the cross piece of wood to thread through; and top for the cord to thread through and tie off at the top of the tripod).

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The Egg-Ring Ultralight Wood Burner Stove: This Egg-Ring Stove is a development of the traditional ‘three-stone fire’ using three tent pegs (21 grams) and an egg-ring (8 grams). NB: My latest model = 12.5 grams! The aluminium (easy drill) egg-rings cost $8 for 3 on eBay and stop the pegs from falling in/out. You need to drill three equidistant holes around the edge. Presumably you already carry tent pegs. These are the Vargo’s Shepherd’s Hook Titanium Pegs

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Bush Shower: Mechanical Advantage This is an excellent idea: it would work well with a solar shower or camp shower too such as this one sold by Sea to Summit which weighs about 100 grams (if you ditch the stuff sack). I find two 1300 ml billies of cold water (add FIRST!) + 2 of boiling water gives a perfect shower in the woods: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/17/ultralight-camp-shower/

You will find a heap of other DIY ideas here:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/29/a-hiking-food-compendium/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/06/14/diy-hiking-gear/

29/04/2019: Google can do a pretty good job of a picture. I should run more of my pics by them. Google even knew where we were from the photo (Pearsondale). i had never heard of it but when I checked with Maps, it was right! Della has just sent me this version: It really makes the unedited version look pretty flat. You can read more about the canoe trip (and what I was trying to photograph) here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/04/18/long-and-lazy-river/

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Image may contain: tree, sky, cloud, outdoor, nature and water

29/04/2019: The surface area of a sphere is 4pir2 which makes the surface area of the earth about 510 million square kilometres. Divided by 6 billion people gives about 8.5 hectares or 21 acres per person – but 70% of the earth is water, so only 30% of that or 6.3 acres, but only about one-third of the land is good for anything so less than 2 acres per person. An acre is about 60 metres by 60 metres. 2 acres is about 90 metres by 90 metres. We feel very fortunate indeed to own 25 lovely acres here at Jeeralang Junction!

27/04/2019: A new anti-oxidant for heart health: https://newatlas.com/antioxidant-blood-vessel/54338/

27/04/2019: Wirilda Reflection: We knocked off early on Anzac Day to have a stroll along the Wirilda Track from the W3 ‘road’ downstream. (I am still recovering, slowly). You can put a canoe in here and with some difficulty paddle down to the old Morwell pumping station at Wirilda Park.

The river used to be clearer (and may be again) but if you do not mind a bit of bottom scraping and the odd portage it is a very enjoyable 3-4 hours pretty much anytime – as there is a constant water release for environmental purposes.

The river is ‘canoeable’ from at least Growler’s Track on the Western Tyers from where it would take nearly a week to get to the pumping station – by which time you might even have grown sick of eating fresh trout, blackfish  and spinyback crays!

After you descend to the river you have to cross on some of the old water supply pipelines – the oldest ones were made of wood, and can still be seen here and there. There used to be a number of weirs on the river to supply the Latrobe Valley with water before they constructed the Moondarra Reservoir. If you carry a pruning saw such as this, you can ‘improve’ the experience for others. There are some tea trees hanging a little closely over the river in places (and some pebble races could use a few stones moving). You can get through however, and there are many lovely still pools and campsites with beautiful river reflections -such as this:

There was no-one else about, even on a public holiday, and a beautiful day!

There are many little drops like this.

And splendid limpid pools.

In which the surrounding bush was mirrored.

The surface only rarely disturbed by water boatmen or trout.

Della's Snaps (she is a better photographer than I):

 

The dogs certainly enjoyed themselves.

 You can use the Wirilda Track as an introduction to the Upper Yarra Track – if you need to walk it entirely utilising foot or public transport. There are many posts about this, eg beginning here: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/17/upper-yarra-track-update-section-one-moe-yallourn-rail-trail/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/22/upper-yarra-track-update-section-two-yallourn-north-to-wirilda-park/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/11/23/upper-yarra-track-update-section-three-wirilda-to-moondarra/

24/04/2019: Lightest Hiking Garment: I am a big fan of Montbell gear. Their new Ex Light Wind Vest comes in at a mere 37 grams. Pair this with these 28 gram shorts for an extremely light dry change (65 grams) eg when you are doing the washing. I usually wear a vest of some sort most days as I like to have my arms free for manual work on the farm so this vest will suit me to cut the wind chill on those shoulder season days.

'This vest is made from our ultra-light, ultra-thin material that offers excellent breathability. Water repellant and small enough to fit in the palm of the hand when packed down, this vest is perfect for trekking and running. Its slimmer silhouette prevents movement in the wind. Packs easily into integrated stow pocket.'

22/04/2019: Places with too many elephants and too many lions: https://www.takimag.com/article/the-elephant-in-the-room/

21/04/2019: Hunt 22: World’s Smallest, Lightest Torch - 6 Grams: 'At barely 1" in length...you wouldn't expect this torch to be able to do much. You'd be wrong. This multi-purpose flashlight is made with a titanium body and UV LED rated for a lifetime of use and guaranteed to be iceproof, smashproof, waterproof, and fireproof. UK25 (Apr 2019) on Kickstarter.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1025589920/hunt22-worlds-coolest-uv-flashlight?ref=project_link

21/04/2019: Telstra’s Go Repeaters: Your mobile connectivity problems solved. We have had two different Telstra repeaters over the years: a mobile CDMA version and a 3G home version. Where we live the mobile service does not work at all without an external antenna (See this post which is a bit out of date now these new 4G antennae are available).

This used to be a real nuisance until we installed one of Telstra's 3G phone repeaters ($880 then) in the house (connected to an external omni-directional antenna). Then our phones suddenly had full 'bars' both in the house and within about 20 metres of it.

Now they have upgraded the service to 4G LTE/X which means we could access 64 meg internet speeds if we had one of their new Go Antennae and an external antenna - which would be great. I am just waiting to see whether they roll out the 5G network here this year (unlikely - but who knows?) before I invest (quite a lot ) of money on an upgrade. 5G will provide terabytes of speed per minute, so one would not want to miss out on that! It will clearly kill the NBN! Telstra has already rolled it out in lots of places: https://www.telstra.com.au/coverage-networks/5G

The mobile (CDMA) repeater was also great. I used to use it all the time when I was deer hunting for example - before I needed to acquire a satellite phone for my trips to Fiordland and etc. When I was completely out of the mobile coverage area, and even at the bottom of a deep valley, the phone would work every time. It was an immense boost to the normal coverage. If you beef up your mobile external antenna (and particularly the coaxial cable which normally 'steals' most of your dBs) you will be astonished. And of course now you can receive 4G Internet coverage too.

These Go Repeaters aren't cheap but if your communication needs are important to you, you should investigate them.

You need: https://exchange.telstra.com.au/new-telstra-go-repeaters-bring-mobile-coverage-to-more-places/ plus https://www.telcoantennas.com.au/antennas/home-office/outdoor/

Telstra Go Repeater Telstra Go Repeater Mobile Above Fixed Below

20/04/2019: Neat Feat

Sore feet will sure slow you down. You need to take good care of them.

Before I started using this stuff I had cracked heels which were often very painful and would bleed. After a couple of weeks' use I had heels (feet) like a baby's. I use it every day now and have never had any problems with my feet again - including blisters.

Hill-siding (and ill-fitting shoes) are the worst cause of blisters. Liner socks help enormously if you are going over a lot of very steep country. Blister pads should be applied the instant you feel a 'hot spot' starting up.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/08/07/foot-care/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/05/03/keen-shoes/

20/04/2019: A Slow Boat to China – Imagine: you can still travel by freighter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaK7-Rmnyn8

19/04/2019: Safe Pain Relief: My spinal surgeon recommended I try this (for my back and knee pain): P.E.A. (Palmitoylethanolamide). It is a naturally occurring fatty acid which works as a pain killer and anti-inflammatory. The daily dose she recommended was 1200 milligrams, easing to 600 after it had taken effect (a couple of weeks). You can view some case studies here.

I expected it would take approx three weeks to get any relief but I had very significant relief after a bit over a a week. The only other effect I had was a slightly dry mouth which has eased now that I have dropped back to 600. My knee pain (bone on bone arthritis) which had been very painful all the time has eased to no pain at all most of the time. Usually I can walk for five km now with no pain at all – this is after only two weeks! I have just been able to complete a two day canoe trip I was prevented from doing up till now.

I bought it from these people (100 x 300 mg caps for A$60 delivered – two days). If you have some chronic persistent pain (and hate opiates as much as I do – they also do me little good) you might give some a try!

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/01/count-dracula-had-it-right/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/03/cure-back-pain/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/29/spinal-fusion/

19/04/2019: How much water do you need to drink? http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/33182-How-much-water-do-you-need-to-drink.html

18/04/2019: Long and Lazy River

Crooks Lane Bridge, Latrobe River

The Lower Latrobe is a delight particularly like now when most of Gippsland’s rivers are too low for a canoe trip. From Thom’s Bridge (Morwell) to Lake Wellington (Sale) is approximately 165 km (by river) or about 8 days paddling at our normal speed (4 km per hour) and five hours per day. Of course it is all flat water.

It can be completed in sections: Thoms’s Bridge to the Tyers-Traralgon Rd (Sandbanks Reserve) 20 km; Sandbanks to the Traralgon Heyfield Rd 20 km; Traralgon Heyfield Rd to Rosedale 45 km; Rosedale to Longford 60 km; Longford to Lake Wellington 20 km. The Rosedale to Longford section can be shortened by a day by putting in at Crooks Lane bridge off Settlement Rd, Kilmany South which is what we did on this occasion.

This section is arguable the most scenic: the river is bounded by a strip of magnificent riverine gums  on both sides, though there are some quite large sections of forest too. Bird life is particularly varied and plentiful. There are vast numbers of perfect camping spots along the river.

We canoed this section in two five hour days with an overnight stop. It would have been better to have done it over three days and to have spent more time exploring and fishing but we had to be back. The Vicmaps Rosedale South and Sale South 1:25,000 are useful along along with the PDF Maps App to establish your exact location.

The river banks are often quite steep until the river splits (take the right fork). From then on they are almost always vertical and there are only 1-2 spots you can exit the river at all in that 2 1/2 hour section! The best of these is on the left where the river used to rejoin about half an hour below the junction. Don’t pass it up.  The last good flat camp is on the right at the junction.

For our trip the river height at Rosedale was .95 metres. The river was in a very low ‘flood’. It had risen from .75. The Catchment Management Authority had been letting water out of Blue Rock Dam for environmental flows. I would say the river would be canoeable at .75 metres but would be very much slower and require more careful negotiation of the many snags of fallen trees along the route.  It might be a good idea to carry a buck saw in the boat with you as you might not be able to get out on the bank to portage if it became necessary. ( I had one of these but didn’t need it except to make tent poles.) The banks are heavy clay and slippery.

All the photos are in approximately the order that you will see things on the river:

There are many magnificent riverine gums.

It is extremely rare to have a glimpse of ‘civilisation’

Mostly you just cruise along between parallel strips of gum trees.

This is the most silent peaceful river I have ever canoed – except for bird song.

Very serene.

And relaxing. The temperature was the mid 20s C.

So many magnificent specimens of timber.

Just gliding along.

Time for lunch on this sandbar about an hour after starting out.

Lunch view.

Then we are off again. The dogs are anxious about Della negotiating a tricky bit.

But she makes it easily. She is a veteran of many such canoe trips.

I think you could to a photo study on historic pump houses.

What a beauty this one is.

And this. Must be ancient – you can see where earlier people have cut a canoe from the bark.

In its top a magnificent wedged tailed eagle.

There are plenty of grassy flats along either bank.

And sandbars to climb out on.

Lots of things to attract your attention along the river.

You need to be careful of the snags though so that you don’t end up like this cow.

What a beauty!

Our camp site for the night about half way on the right. There was a section of forest about a km above this on the left where I should have stopped.

Honey photo bombing the view out the front door of the siligloo.

Time for a morning coffee.

Off Spot and I go again.

Lots of bird life. We were seldom unable to hear or see one of these noisy sulphur crested cockatoos.

So many beautiful serene straights.

But you do have to watch out for the snags.

The vegetation changes. A bit over half way you start to get rushes and paper bark trees.

The banks become steeper.

What a spread.

Lots of thought has gone onto the construction of these pump houses. This one does double duty for picnics.

The reed beds thicken. You start to see (and hear) marsh warblers and lots of wrens.

Most of the anabranches and billabongs are blocked off like this so that you don’t have to worry if you are going the wrong way (as the map might indicate you could)

A fine strand of tea trees – people really did use an infusion from these as a substitute for tea.

This is the junction – the only place you might think you are going the wrong way. Follow the current. It goes to the right.

The junction would make a fine last camp site. It is nearly the last place you can get out of your boat. There is another closed off anabranch about half an hour further on your left. I suggest you have a spell there as you will be in your boat for 2/12-3 hours without a break after the junction.

A fine flight of black ducks.

And a many trees full of straw necked ibis. These dead trees on the left bank must have been flooded by the river changing course. There does no seem to be any stock on this long ‘island’, but there are animals: kangaroos and deer.

See how many dead trees there are behind the reed beds.

I just can’t help but admire the beauty of these river giants.

A tragedy here I suspect – an unsuccessful attempt to drain the flooded lost land.

A sea eagle watches me going past.

And Della snaps me practically leaning over backwards to take a photo of him.

Sometimes the snags nearly block the river. From the junction down you cannot portage, so you may need to saw your way through sometimes. We were able to easily slip past every such tangle. You my need to be able to climb out of your boat onto a log, lift it over then climb back in. Pack rafters will have to watch out they do not puncture their boats on sharp branches.

A lost giant of the river.

How many critters call this beauty home?

The river flattens out and the banks become lower, but still perpendicular. You are not getting out of your boat along here.

Spot would like a run too.

This $2,000 Hereford has slipped off the bank and been unable to get back into the paddock. If he could not, how much chance would you have? Be careful not to fall out.

Longford Bridge is just around the corner now – and journey’s end for us. We will do this trip again though, spending a bit more time exploring and fishing next time. I would go again over easter but we are working in our daughter’s shop – the Yinnar General Store. Drop in for a chat!

The water release information can be found here: https://www.wgcma.vic.gov.au/our-region/waterways/current-environmental-water-releases

You will notice (at 18/4/2019) that the releases will continue all over Easter and until the end of the following weekend. Now is definitely the time to canoe this river!

The River Heights information can be found here: http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDV60154.html I have nominated the height at Rosedale (eg 1.0 metres). The equivalent height at Kilmany South is approx 2.2 metres.

Other great Gippsland rivers: eg the Thomson and the Wonnangatta.

PS: As you will see from this post my recovery from the back operation is proceeding slowly but I am getting there. Of course there is a back-log of jobs around the farm to catch up on, but every now and then it is great to get out and about having fun. Expect more adventures in the near future though.

PPS: There is nearly a week’s canoeing upstream of Thom’s Bridge on the Latrobe putting in at the Toorongo Bridge at Noojee. The first two days are through beautiful serene forest. With the release of water from Blue Rock the Tanjil should be canoeable from there to the Latrobe River confluence.

10/04/2019: The view from L1 – this could be your descendants’ front window. Notice the huge weather systems continually peeling off Antarctica, the largest on earth and clearly responsible for most of the weather we get here in Oz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=86&v=CFrP6QfbC2g

25/03/2019: 4” of rain at Mt Hotham overnight. Hopefully that puts the fires along the Wonnangatta out (though not before several of my camps there were burned out): http://www.weatherzone.com.au/station.jsp?lt=site&lc=83085&dt=09%2F01%2F2017

10/03/2019: Asteroid mining is on the way: https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/03/new-video-shows-the-critical-moment-hayabusa2-fired-a-bullet-into-ryugu-asteroid/

07/03/2019: Home Invaders Beware: Length: 2.75 inches. Weight : 602 grains. Speed: 1200 Feet Per Second. Muzzle Energy: 1,925 Foot-Pounds. The 100% Copper Projectile 12 gauge TSR (Tango Shotgun Round) Nylon is the most accurate, hardest hitting, shot gun round in the world.  With over 3 inches of expansion, the TSR Plastic  is equivalent to the power of a 308 Rifle round with the size of a small mortar.http://www.oathammo.com/tango-shotgun-round-plastic PS: Certainly no longer any need to worry you might just wound them!

05/03/2019: 510 Gram 2 Person Double Walled Framed Tent: Not so long ago people thought this was impossible. I have been complaining for years that hiking manufacturers could not get their heads around making their products seriously light, so I have been making my own (such as this and this). Now, Big Agnes have made one for those of you who cannot do so for themselves, and they have even done it better than me! The Fly Creek Hv-2 Carbon. What a brilliant little tent! Of course you will have to have US$849.95 (March 2019). If you only have $10, you should try this instead.

There has been a lot of serious thought gone into this tent. There is even room for my Jack Russell, Spot Of course you will have to be very careful with it but Dyneema is very strong. So long as you do not physically destroy it, it won't let you down.

I have been using an 8' x 8' Dyneema tarp for years as a shelter. It weighed 150 grams (I have since added 'wings to it) - I use a piece of Polycro or a space blanket as a ground sheet. I have slept under it, either on the ground or in a hammock many, many times. I am careful and I have not punched a hole in it (yet!) If I had, cuben tape is just about the best repair tape I have found. I have even repaired my sleeping mat after a certain puppy chewed it just about to pieces (when it was brand new). It had many small puncture marks in it, which a single piece of tape has prevented each from leaking for over 6 years now! Here is my tarp. You can even sleep two in hammocks under it.

Big Agnes recommends a footprint to protect the floor. I suggest a piece of Polycro would be the lightest alternative for this purpose, adding not much more than an ounce to your carry weight. You should get a couple of weeks out of a piece before you have to replace it. besides it's pretty cheap. I would probably not light a fire out the front of a $900 tent. If you are going to do that, get some Tyvek and make your own.

I have owned a number of Big Agnes products for over 20 years. You probably already know my favourite is their Cyclone Chair which I have raved about often enough. Get one yourself. It is the absolute best piece of outdoor gear. If you don't carry one, you are a mug! I expected to wear my 160 something gram chair out (and even bought a couple of spares for when I did) but both Della's and mine are still going as good as new for perhaps  (is it?) twenty years. So are the first Insulated Air Core mats we bought from them all those years ago. Probably no-one has yet made a better mat. They now have a 6'  uninsulated mat which weighs 270 grams It also happens to be the most comfortable mat I have ever slept on!The point I am making is that these people make very good equipment. I imagine this tent will be up to their usual high standard, but I doubt I will ever be buying another tent. I must already have ten I made myself to wear out already! Della would murder me. But I am tempted!

Specs + Sizing

Trail Weight

1lb 2oz / 510g

Packed Weight

1lb 7oz / 652g

Fast Fly Weight

15oz / 425g

Packed Size

5" x 18.5" / 13 x 47cm

Floor Area

28sq ft / 2.6 m²

Vestibule Area

7sq ft / 0.65 m²

Footprint Weight

4oz / 113g

Number of Seasons

3

Number of Doors

1

Intended Use

Fast & Light

 

https://www.bigagnes.com/Fly-Creek-HV-2-Carbon

05/03/2019: Fire at Jeeralang: Just one of the reasons posts are light at the moment is all the fire activity around. There is a big fire (less than) 2 km to the South of us. It has so far burned out nearly 2,000 hectares! Such things seem to only ever occur when the wind decides it will blow from such an unlikely direction (as South) too, so it has sometimes been heading our way! When we were threatened by fire for two weeks back in 2009 (It got to 200 metres from our east fence that time!) the wind wanted to blow from the east (which it practically never does).

A few weeks ago there was a big fire over near Rosedale to the East of us which also had us worried for a while. There is a lot of forest between that (Holey Plains) fire and us. The season started well enough, but it has dried out badly since January. We have missed several promising rain bands. Usually (?) it is wetter than this around here - and some water in the rivers for canoeing!

Fire along the nearby Jumbuk Rd ridge (or to the South of it) 02/03/2019 (Taken from Jeeralang Junction). Those flames must be enormous.

Fire near Jumbuk Rd 03/03/2019 (choppers working furiously to stop it!) It looks from the fire map as if it got across the road (mainly into grassland) at one point at least but from what I can see appears to be extinguished on this side. I can't imagine on that steep country anything but aircraft would have been able to stop it.

Mind you, a friend of mine (Neville Somerfield) used to live in 1939 in Jumbuk Road just where the fire seems to have crossed it this time. Somehow, his father and the other nearby farmers managed to stop the fire with horse drawn ploughs and wet bags from engulfing their steep hill farms. (Many elsewhere did not succeed, and lots of folks were horribly burned). There was nowhere near as much wilderness of native vegetation and waste land back then though.

Of course, everyone had hessian bags in the past. They were a excellent fire suppression devices. I have often used this method to smudge out a grass fire. You can still buy them from McRoberts feed and grain in Morwell (I have) though curiously practically nothing comes in them any more. Imagine trying to put out a fire with one of the new poly bags!

The fire is now in part of the Morwell National Park (more or less just over the hill behind us). It is steep, heavily forested, difficult country. I know they have taken heaps of dozers and other earth-moving equipment past here though. I'm hoping they can keep it out of the Billys Creek section. So far, so good I think. I have just been for a drive around on our side of the Jumbuk Rd. All seems OK.

The weather is quite calm today (with slight rain forecast tomorrow) so it may be stopped before it reaches us, or on the road at the top of our property - otherwise it will be at the edge of Della's garden! It is cooler weather today (32C) with 30 tomorrow and 20s the rest of the week and no alarming winds forecast that I can see - so there is hope. About an hour ago (10:00 am 04/03/2019) they downgraded the risk from 'Emergency' to 'Watch and Act', so clearly the risk has moderated somewhat this morning.

Of course there has been no fuel reduction or firebreaks etc since they created the park, previously state forest and much better maintained then. The long grass in it used to be grazed down by sheep for one thing. Hundreds of koalas etc will be burned to death if the fire can't be stopped. This idea (National Parks) is the worst conservation imaginable.

This young koala was at our mailbox just the other day. They are certainly cute little guys.

The sheep have the paddocks fairly well eaten down. There is still some dry grass on the hill paddocks, but it is thin. We have pushed all the sheep into one mob in a two acre paddock along the creek where it is either green/bare earth, and we are feeding them big round bales of silage inside weldmesh circles. They should survive there. If the fire does come here it will have to first creep across the dry grass of the paddocks (downhill) to the house which is surrounded with reasonably well-watered green grass and plants.

We have three fire pumps, (one mounted on one of the Landies with a 1,000 litre cube of water). We have two generators which will keep the house and pumps running if/when the power goes out. We have lots of 3/4" hoses all around which we can pick up to hose down approaching flames. We have sprinklers on the roof and under the verandahs. Of course there are only two of us (not counting dogs who are going 'stir crazy'), and we are not as fit as we might like to be at present - but we will cope! It was a bit more tense last night. We were sitting for hours outside on the verandah with the sprinklers going all around us watching the ash fall like snow all about!

As a last resort, we can jump in the dam which is surrounded by bare earth or green grass, so we expect to live. (Everyone always expects to live: The Spanish have a saying, 'Everything has been going well up to now, said the peacock at the oven door'!) Of course we would also like to save the house and sheep which we have spent a large chunk of our lives creating.

Other people are also busily making their preparations all around us. There are all sorts of strange loads going by. Police have a road block at the Jeeralang Junction turn-off keeping all but locals (or those with a legitimate business) out. It is sad to think that there are low-life who will jump to take advantage of other people's misfortunes. For far too long there have been too many people just 'voting for a living'. Now almost half the population - it is no longer the Australia in which we grew up, and alas for that!

Local people have been posting some amazing photos of the fire. You can view some of them at a Facebook website my daughter, Merrin set up here.  For example this video here:

https://www.facebook.com/TyersFireBrigade/videos/155325458721356/

(I had the link wrong earlier. Sorry.)

Della: '03/03/2019: The fire just behind us last night. Not looking good for today. The emergency map has us well inside the red zone now. The wind, when it picks up, is expected to blow away from us, so we might be lucky. Staying to defend at this stage, but the car is packed with a few things. Houses reportedly lost nearby: My heart goes out to those people. Emergency workers, volunteers and our amazing community are second to none in co-ordinating this emergency. This morning feels like the calm before the storm!

04/03/2019: All quiet and calm here, 5.00 a.m. Hardly a breath of wind in our valley. We have both slept reasonably well under the circumstances (with an ear to emergency updates). So far, so good. Thanks to everyone for kind messages and support'.

We will keep you posted. The firefighters (especially CFA) are as usual doing heroic work. I used to be a member for years (until I used up about 7 of my nine lives!) but I feel it is a younger man's task today. With this back and knee, and being all too likely to collapse with exhaustion from extreme heat and over-exertion it is wiser to not make myself a problem for others.

PS: Thanks for all the kind good wishes and statements of support.

PPS: I had hoped to be doing a post about a day trip on the Thomson River, or a 2-3 day trip on the Lower Latrobe but...The Deep Creek fire has caused the authorities to clear a number of tracks which they had previously closed or allowed to grow over. So, for example when the road blocks are lifted you will be able to drive down the Mitchell Creek Track (off the Cowwarr-Rawson Rd) , walk down the ridge with your pack raft and have a 3-4 hour paddle (through the best of the rapids) down to Cowwarr Weir or you might be able to put in above the Gorge from either the Marble Quarry or T9 Track. Of course the Thomson Dam fire has 'stolen' a lot of water from the river, so you will really have to pay attention to the Coopers Creek gauge height (minimum about .2 metre).

There is more water in the Lower Latrobe. It is a flat muddy river downstream from Morwell (so take your Sawyer Mini water filter). The best section(s) are from Rosedale down (2-3 days), but you can also put in at Crooks Lane (off Settlement Rd - look for St Albans Church on the corner). This will give you 1 very long day (or two short ones) on the river down to Longford mostly passing through forested country with abundant birdlife, etc. There will be a post about these trips when the fire risk abates - and the son is safely married! (Busy, busy!)

PPPS: We drove around the Deep Creek fire last week. Much of the area burned had been burned as recently as 2013 which shows how low their 5% 'target' fuel reduction is! Interestingly logged areas (even those which had been logged up to 10 years ago) did not burn! There is a lesson there! Before (and after) European settlement people used to burn as often as you could - so at least once a year, more often twice, just not allowing a fuel load to build up, and also creating an environment which supported abundant wild life (for hunting and eating!)

When we had the hill farm, Dobbins Hill (Jeeralang) I was always burning off. I used to be praised for this by the fire brigades who were nonetheless always being called by troublesome neighbours who refused to care for their surrounding land. When the 2009 fires swept through the property would not burn and so created a fire-break which saved many nearby lives! I can't imagine what good folk think all this unburnt fuel is doing. Creatures can eat/shelter in fresh growth, but dry dead stuff is no good for anything.

Someone I know has from time to time (naughtily) been making their way in to look at the Yarra Falls in the Upper Yarra Catchment. This area has not been burned since 1939. The debris on the forest floor, particularly on the ridges is 45-60cm deep. It makes walking very difficult as you sink into it 15-30cm and as there are branches/rocks etc underlying it, you are forever stumbling. If there is this level of fuel to the East of Melbourne the situation will be dire indeed if ever there are vast dry thunderstorm events sweeping into Melbourne from the North-East. It would be hard to stop such an unimaginable fire before it reached the Yarra.

Note: Wind Direction: On the Vic Emergency App or website if you want to know which way the wind is coming from you can click on 'Filters' and when you refresh the map it will show you. I usually use Ozforecast . If you click on the day it will reveal the wind speed and direction for every hour of the day.

27/02/2019: 'Beautiful' dinosaur tail found preserved in amber: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38224564?SThisFB&fbclid=IwAR2JP-EYy1NKWQqt2-Sk9sYCADUhFLTsiECUIHrz43rP5avqddtsT4BDcNU

25/02/2019: Twenty Most Popular Ultralight Hiking Posts: Just to whet your appetite as to what this blog contains I have gathered together some of my most popular posts over the last three years into one spot – and here they are. Each of them has been read by tens of thousand of people. Hope you enjoy them too:https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/02/21/twenty-most-popular-ultralight-hiking-posts/

20/02/2019: The Saddest Story Ever Told: As a deer hunter and farmer I am bereft at this awful story. Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) has been slowly spreading through deer populations across the USA. As yet there are no reported cases in Australia I am aware of, but old sheep farmers such as ourselves will be aware of its similarity to the Scrapie Epidemic during the 1930s which necessitated over one-third of Australia's sheep being slaughtered to eliminate it. Ever since the Australian Quarantine Service (AQIS) has had to maintain the strictest protocols to keep it out from countries where it is endemic (such as eg in Europe).

 Elk infected with CWD[/caption]

Our Finnsheep for example had to endure 7 years in completely closed quarantine on Wardang Island SA followed by a further 7 years at Hay NSW. The disease can 'hide' for generations only to pop up again. AQIS has now developed a testing regime involving genetically engineered mice so that all the testing/quarantine can be carried out in the laboratory within about 15 months. It is now much cheaper to import sheep breeds - if you are so interested. I know there are a number of breeds I would have liked to have access to (eg Icelandic) but I doubt I will be starting any other agricultural enterprises at my age!

CWD (like Scrapie) is a prion disease similar to 'Mad Cow' Disease and Creutzfeldt-Jakob in humans. It is 100% fatal, and unless checked would lead to species extinction. No vaccine is even possible. For twenty years we spent over $10,000 pa testing for Johnes disease, a similar wasting disease (but caused by a bacterium) in order to ensure that the sheep we sold were 100% free of it. Money we will never recoup in sales, but such costs are just part of the immense public service farmers do to protect the public and provide them with cheap, safe food and other agricultural products. Now, fortunately we are able to administer a simple $2 per head vaccine on a once-in-a-lifetiime basis. Only yesterday we had clients here from the the Gulf Emirates buying sheep which we could guarantee are disease free and representing the world's best Finnsheep genetics.

You can see from the photo that the poor animals suffer horribly. There are sound reasons why we have strict immigration and quarantine laws. It is not hard to imagine that a similar disease might have put paid to the Neanderthals or the Denisovans, our giant 'cousin' species which are (mysteriously) no more. Both were fairly obviously smarter and stronger than we are, so strictly speaking you would expect it would be them who are common and us who are extinct. Such diseases can be grim reapers.

Hunters in the US and Canada have a serious problem. It would be well-nigh impossible to eradicate the disease from the wild populations now that it has spread over tens of States. Meat testing is available to prevent its spread to hunters but obviously much greater care with carcass handling will be necessary to ensure you are not infected.

Here in Australia we managed to eliminate Srapie and Foot and Mouth Disease and to prevent the introduction of so many other 'nasties' - Lyme Disease for example.I note however that a small child recently died horribly from Rabies contracted from a bat bite. Nonetheless, as you can see such terrible things can spontaneously arise, so we need to be ever vigilant. If you see animals behaving strangely in the bush and suspect that they might be infected with something unusual, you need to report it.

There is a sheep breed known as Booroola Merinos which are also hyper-fertile like Finnsheep except their fertility is carried on a singe gene so that in the normal course of events only half their progeny will have it. By enormously careful breeding the SA Dept of Ag managed to create a line of them which had two copies of the gene so that all their progeny would carry it. Some sheep have a gene which confers an immunity to Scrapie. You can imagine engineering sheep to have two copies of this gene and so eliminating the disease in sheep (in Europe for example).

In wild elk with CWD it would be more difficult but you would expect the animals which had such an immunity to have superior survival characteristics – which is no doubt why the animal in the photo above carries an ear tag ie so that scientists can learn about the disease, even though it seems awfully cruel to keep it alive. Scientists have engineered sterile mosquitoes in much the same way in order to eliminate malaria. Perhaps this dread disease (above) can be controlled before it causes shocking ecological damage.

Many of us dream of one day drawing a block for the wapiti (elk) ballot on NZ's South Island. It would be so much nicer to see the elk in this condition. I'm sure you will agree:

See: https://www.popsci.com/chronic-wasting-disease-humans-hunting#page-2

16/02/2019: A truly ultralight tool kit: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit & https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/international-spy-museum https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=98cl0z2YPzs

15/02/2019: Landing in Nuuk, Greenland: https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1089387557941661696 PS: I thought Lukla was fairly exciting!

13/02/2019: Sand and Sea Training: I am starting to recover a bit from my back op so time for a wedding anniversary toddle around Sandy Point/Shallow Inlet South Gippsland Vic. As usual Spot leads the way through the Tea Tree tunnel to the inlet.

Where we are greeted by this wonderful view. Wilsons Prom in the distance.

You can see it a little more clearly here.

You can see why it is called ‘Sandy Point. (I do love these unimaginative, evocative names (Stony Creek, Deep Creek, Murderer’s Hill etc)

It might be the Sahara Desert.

Those beautiful patterns in the dunes.

Just the odd succulent finding some nutrients somehow.

The inlet is such a deep azure.

As you can see I had to sit down frequently, but I am getting there.

You can walk all the way around the inlet. There are even a couple of small freshwater creeks as well as water at Sandy Point township (supermarket, liquor take away etc), and the Shallow Inlet Caravan Park. There is not much between there and the Darby River or Fairy Cove however. Lots of birds to see though.

Afterwards we had a delightful meal at McCartins Hotel, Leongatha. Some people can eat an enormous chocolate mousse like this without putting on weight.

This is my first 5 km ‘outing’. I had planned to be on the Dusky Track by February’s end, hoping to hear a moose roar echo around the fiords one more time in my life, but I just won’t be fit enough this year. Perhaps next. They do sound something like a Koala Bear such as this little fellow who was at our mail box this morning when I went to bring it in. There are lots of koalas to be seen in the sugar gums all along the South Gippsland Coast too.

We have lots of blue gums in our road for guys like this to eat. View from our mail box.

See Also:

The Great Gippsland Circuit

Here are some sections of it beginning at the Phillip Island end:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/george-bass-coastal-walk-2/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/a-walk-on-the-wild-side/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/venus-bay-no-4-beach-gippsland-victoria/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/andersons-inlet/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/liptrap-to-the-five-mile/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-five-mile/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/liptrap/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/05/liptrap-to-the-five-mile/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/waratah-bay/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/02/12/sand-and-sea-training/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/killer-bees/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/the-isthmus/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/on-the-tip-of-the-tongue-2/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/to-the-lighthouse/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/glamping-wilsons-prom/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/nooramunga/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/there-is-simply-nothing-like-an-old-port-walking-trail/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/sale-common/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/blond-bay-lake-tyers/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/blond-bay-roseneath-reserve-hollands-landing/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/beautiful-east-gippsland/

8/02/2019: DIY Crampons: I bought a pair of Yaktrax Pros for my Everest Base Camp walk. You need some extra traction when you are going to be crossing glaciers like the Khumbu where a fall can be decidedly fatal. I have since seen even lighter ones such as Vargos but I need such things so little I doubt I will be replacing mine. If i had thought about DIY I could have saved myself a few bucks as the series of suggestions below illustrate. A few 1/4″  nuts and some cable ties or even just a used bike tube and a bit of spare time and you are good to go! People are so ingenious.

 

https://cdn.instructables.com/F0F/BXXX/JR6ODSGD/F0FBXXXJR6ODSGD.LARGE.jpg?auto=webp&width=933

https://www.instructables.com/id/Better-No-Cost-Crampons/

https://www.instructables.com/id/No-Cost-Crampons/

https://www.instructables.com/id/Emergency-Crampons-for-Ice-and-Snow/

https://www.instructables.com/id/Assured-Foot-Ice-Cleat-Walkers/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/07/02/4wd-boots/

6/02/2019: To Build a Fire: Jack London was one of my favourite writers when I was a kid He wrote lots of stories especially about the Klondike gold rush at the turn of the C20th. If you have never read White Fang or Call of the Wild for example it is about time you did. They are just about the best animal stories ever written. What a pity London died prematurely at 40 of a common ailment – kidney stones otherwise literature would be replete with many more of his great yarns. This 1908 short story gives a breathtaking example of his virtuosity and of the hardships faced in the Canadian wilderness, but also underlines in very heavy ink the importance of being able to light a fire in all weathers – else don’t be out in them! Read on: https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2019/02/04/to-build-a-fire/

1/02/2019: A Complete Cure for cancer Next Year – that would be nice: https://www.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/A-cure-for-cancer-Israeli-scientists-say-they-think-they-found-one-578939

31/01/2019: Best $5 Spent on Camping Gear Ever: What is the most useful piece of gear you can buy for $5? Over the years I have posted about lots of things I carry which cost less than $5 – and some which cost nothing at all! You will notice many such items in my gear list on this post: A Gorilla in the Hand but here are my first twenty which just came to mind in no particular order:

  1. Reflective Guy Line and reflective clam cleat cord locks, I posted about these here: The Perfect Guy Line I saw both these items over at Amazon (.com.au actually) when I was looking for something else – I had just put in a search for ‘Tent’ and then selected “Cheapest First’ (as you do) and these soon came up (eg 10 cleats for $1.38!) – and so too many other interesting items which also answer the question, the Loop Alien (under another name, for example). I realise even this early in this post that I could have posed the dollar limit of the question at $2 (or even $1, or ‘For Free’!) and still had quite a long answer. 
  2. A 100 ml plastic ‘spice’ bottle as the foundation for the fishing kit as featured in The Ultralight Fisherman. Mine cost me $1.39 (the sticker said) but I could have used an empty Nurofen bottle ‘For Free’ (I have gone through enough of them with this bad back – it is slowly getting better, Thank You) – though it would have been a little heavier. A number of fishing essentials to fill out the fishing kit would also come in at well under $5: a couple of bubble float, a small collection of flies, swivels, leaders…
  3. Self Threading Needles: I bought a set of 4-5 for around $3 from Spotlight. I have only ever used one as I have never managed to lose it but it strikes me as almost certainly false economy not to carry two – how much can they weigh? I have done some pretty fancy repair work with it. Della would be quite proud of my seamstress work. The needle now lives in the fishing kit as I would use the line for the repairs.
  4. Minibic Lighters. I always carry 2-3 of these. They are cheap, light and reliable. Sometime (as I have often argued eg How to Light a Fire in the Wet) they will save your life – either by preventing you freezing to death or being killed by a wildfire (you start a back burn to create bare ground to survive on before the fire arrives). You could include in this category some commercial firelighters or a section of bicycle inner tube which works really well and does not deteriorate over time. It can also be used as a ‘springer’ on a set line overnight so you have fresh fish for breakfast. Is there anything better in life? I will leave the answer to that question up to you…Still talking of fishing these Speedhooks are also great.
  5. Ultralight Tripod: A piece of string and a plastic thumbscrew are all you need to make an excellent 4 gram tripod. A very few pennies well spent. I found the crews on eBay – where else?
  6. Photon Torch: I still like these little 7 gram guys guys even though there are now better ultralight torches such as these which will make an 11 gram rechargeable head torch – though they cost more than $10!
  7. Minnow Gripper. These are a good choice for a spare ultralight tarp clip, though there are others to choose from (which can even be used to make a kayak). These are the lightest though.
  8. A whole variety of stoves can be had for $5. For example there is my own Egg-Ring Stove. There is Jim Wood’s classic Super Cat Stove. The Soda Can Stove. Ray Garlington’s YACC Stove. The Fancy Feast Stove.
  9. Wrist Band Compass: I always have one of these on my watch band. They cost around $2, as do these excellent watch bands which ensure you never lose your self-winding watch which you should always use as they don’t go flat and let you down..
  10. Ultralight bottles and jars. You can use the micro-dripper bottles for liquids (the kind that eye-drops come in). The little screw top aluminium jars (in various sizes eg from eBay) are excellent for creams – and no doubt many other uses I have not dreamed of.
  11. Cutlery & Crockery. Most of my stuff in this category either comes from $2 stores (though often costing $1!) or they are containers left over from some type of food – like the bowls which come with Sirena tuna and beans for example. I used also to use Chinese takeaway soup spoons (as I have not found anything so light and serviceable. Carrying two is a good idea in case one breaks. This would still be good advice even if they had cost you $100 each, as it is very annoying finding you have lost your only spoon about 8 hours walk behind you! This is the voice of experience speaking!
  12. Mini Carabiners. Lots of these are available even for less than $1 each though the better ones (which will hold 150 lb!) such as those often sold by businesses such as Zpacks (US$6.95 Jan 2019 for 4) or Mountain Laurel Designs (from US$3) with their company logos printed on them are much better – and weigh less than 3 grams. They have many uses: I use one to attach my tent to my pack so that I don’t find myself at the end of the day without it!
  13. Ultralight Ultra Sharp Knives from 3 grams. These plastic scalpels are great too – and will butcher a mature sambar deer. I have.
  14. Ultralight Pillow. I really like these approx 17 grams (small) & 27 gram (large) Graham Medical Flexair Pillows. They are excellent for hiking and backpacking. The two sizes measure 14.5″x10.5″ & 19″x12.5″ They cost pennies: US $35.16 for the small & $43.41 for the large per box of 50! 70 cents each. Seriously!
  15. Tyvek. Usually costs me about A$6/metre so many useful things (such as a dog coat for example) can be made for <$5, but a bit over 3 metres or $20 worth will make a variety of excellent DIY tents which have the added advantage that they are reasonably fire resistant so that sparks anyway will not melt a hole in them. I have even trialed a square metre (around $2 worth) as a fire umbrella to keep my fire from going out in the rain. We allowed the fire to get a little big and the Tyvek a little close but the concept worked fine and weighed zilch – a couple of ounces anyway – far better than having your warming fire go out in the rain anyway!
  16. Whoopie Slings. As you can make these yourself from <$5 of Dyneema cord I am including them here. You can also use them for an adjustable centre line on your hammock or even for guy lines. Just a great idea.
  17. A Variety of hut booties can be made from material which costs less than $5 (though you may have to spend more than $5 to buy the larger quantity. For example these Toughened Foam Flip Flops or these No Sew Sandals made from a car inner tube and some blue foam or shoe inserts.
  18. Windscreens. You can buy a variety of very nice titanium windscreens for around $10 (I particularly like this one) but obviously you can make your own from a strip of aluminium flashing which will certainly cost under $5 unless you have to buy the whole roll. You can also make a trail baker with it.
  19. The Ultralight Bush Chair. This chair is a genius idea and I again thank Jenny for her contribution. If you visit sale items you will get enough fabric to make it for under $5 but you would probably be better to use a high-end fabric such as Ripstop by the Rolls Robic or Mountain Series perhaps their 1.7 oz at US$7.95 per yard (Jan 2019) as you are going to want this item to last for years.
  20. Dragon’s Breath Shot-Shell (each). Probably not available in Australia, and not really about hiking or even hunting – but I just love them!

What the folks at Reddit thought

Some other interesting suggestions

Other Ultralight Hiker Budget Ideas:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/03/ultralight-hiking-on-a-budget/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/24/budget-pack-mods/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/11/04/beginning-hiking/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/31/3f-tents/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/10/make-your-sleeping-pad-warmer/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/13/60-diy-ultralight-hiker-ideas/

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/20/a-gorilla-in-the-hand/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/12/14/the-perfect-guy-line-for-a-hiking-tenttarp/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/10/the-ultralight-fisherman/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/10/08/self-threading-needles/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/05/26/how-to-light-a-fire-in-the-wet/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/03/30/photon-torch/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/27/11-gram-rechargeable-head-torch/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/10/06/minnow-gripper/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/03/15/best-tarp-clips-link/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/07/willow-kayak/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/08/26/worlds-lightest-tarp-clip/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2013/05/08/supercat-hiking-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/07/24/soda-can-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/03/09/diy-side-burner-metho-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/04/new-fancy-feast-stove/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2014/11/13/watch-bands-for-hikingbushwalking/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/05/19/ultralight-ultra-sharp-knives-3-grams/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/08/25/diy-super-ultralight-pillow/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/03/02/tyvek/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/08/30/tyvek-jack-russell-rain-coat-13-grams/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/16/fire-umbrella/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/06/02/whoopie-slings-what-a-great-idea/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/21/whoopie-sling-guy-line-tensioners/

https://www.tiergear.com.au/11/products/adjustable-hammock-ridgeline

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/21/whoopie-sling-guy-line-tensioners/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/10/23/toughened-foam-flip-flop/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/10/23/no-sew-sandals/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/22/fifteen-gram-blue-foam-flip-flop/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/02/24/spare-shoes-great-for-river-crossings/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2015/07/09/windscreens/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/09/22/ultralight-windscreen/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/06/27/clever-titanium-windscreen/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/08/26/the-ultralight-bush-chair/

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/04/21/dragons-breath/

14/01/2019: Well, it is certainly summer-time: 38 degrees on the verandah, and the garden offering its bounty of stone fruit. Our newish apricot tree offered its first picking this morning, while a batch of apricots from Bryn's tree is simmering on the stove to be mixed with whipped cream, mascarpone and a dash of grand marnier to become a fairly enticing apricot fool. The huge basket of golden queen peaches will need to be preserved too. They are delicious fresh, but our stunted tree overdid itself this year, so it would be ungrateful to waste them! I will work on those tomorrow!

Image may contain: fruit, food and indoor

14/01/2019: ‘How to Grow Old’ by Bertrand Russell (1872-1970). Great advice from the modern world’s greatest philosopher, a three time Nobel prize winner: https://sites.google.com/site/gobenyan/essay

11/01/2019: What a great 'whodunit': https://www.popsci.com.au/science/nature/did-a-gigantic-bird-really-eat-a-neanderthal-child,514746

07/01/2019: Dry Change 5.7 oz: The Massdrop Veil range has to constitute just about the lightest and cheapest dry change you can carry when hiking. I have had the similar thing in Montbell (a few grams lighter) and dearer for many years. I have used them a lot (of course mostly in camp) and they are still as good as new. I have never found that they grow at all clammy in the temperatures I generally am out in (ie autumn and winter Victoria, Australia).

So long as you don’t require warmth in your dry change they are fine. I usually carry some Montbell down garments and some down socks, as well as an insulated beanie for when it it going to be really cold. When it is going to be particularly cold I carry some wool thermals instead of the ‘wind’ gear

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/massdrop-veil-wind-pants US$59.99 85 grams

Specs

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/massdrop-veil-wind-shell US$59.99 77 grams

Specs

 Total = 162 grams 5.7 oz & $119.98.

 NB. Some people wear these ‘wind’ garments as their everyday hiking garments. This would work out fine on the trail, and they would likely last as long as you would expect – but they would certainly not be suitable for bush-bashing.

 See Also:

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/09/28/a-wind-shell-and-an-umbrella/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/16/how-many-clothes-should-i-take-in-my-pack/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/01/23/ultralight-clothes-pegs-for-hiking/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/08/17/hiking-washing-machine/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/10/01/ultralight-shorts-28-grams/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/17/vapor-barrier/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/09/21/montbell/

http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2013/12/29/hiking-pants/

07/01/2019: Rubisco. You may not have heard of it but it is the enzyme responsible for photosynthesis and thus practically all life on earth. Unfortunately it is woefully inefficient (ergo there is no God) but photosynthesis can be engineered to be more efficient using different enzyme pathways. These scientists have improved plant productivity by 40%. That is seriously big news: http://science.sciencemag.org/content/363/6422/eaat9077

03/01/2019: Victorinox @work USB Multi-Tools:The Midnight Manager would be an excellent everyday carry tool. I would consider replacing my favorite older Victorinox Signature Lite (24 grams) knife (on Fruugo for A$54 – Jan 2019) with this because of the USB . Actually I already replaced it as my everyday carry with this Leathermaan Micra (51 grams) mainly because the latter has a solider pair of scissors I need to cut my big toe nails (both of which have thickened up when they grew back from having dropped heavy objects on them). If you haven’t (yet) got this peculiar problem, have a look at this collection of Victorinox USB multi tools.

‘The Victorinox @work collection is for the rugged outdoorsman who embraces modern technologies. Each item in the series features a host of versatile stainless steel tools and a removable 16GB USB 3.0/3.1 stick with a read speed of 115 MB/s and a write speed of 25 MB/s. The Jetsetter@work has six tools including scissors, a bottle opener, a Phillips screwdriver, and a wire stripper. It comes with silver Alox scales. For more functionality, go for the Midnight Manager@work. Featuring a whopping 10 functions, it also includes an LED light.

Small Pocket Knife with Removable USB Stick

Tools

  1. USB stick 3.0/3.1
  2. tweezers
  3. pressurized ballpoint pen
  4. small blade
  1. scissors
  2. nail file
  3. screwdriver 2.5 mm
  4. key ring

Dimensions

Height

18 mm

Net weight

34 g

Prices vary but seem to be around A$90

Jetsetter@work

Midnight Manager@work

Signature Lite (for comparison)

Tools

Dimensions

Height

12 mm

Net weight

24 g

Details

scale material

ABS / Cellidor

Size

58 mm

Blade lockable

No

One hand blade

No

02/01/2019: What a wonderful approach to thieving bastards. Do play the video: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/nasa-engineer-mark-rober-makes-glitter-bomb-parcel-thieves-2018-12

01/01/2019: More Fun in the Rain: Ponchos, Umbrellas or Raincoats? That is the question. What’s the best way to stay dry in the rain and enjoy yourself in the outdoors while doing so? I have been soaking wet, all over, every ‘warm’ layer down to my skin, more times than I can count. Mostly of course it was when I was hunting sambar deer with hounds in the Gippsland mountains, a pastime I loved passionately and pursued enthusiastically for over thirty years. I regret nothing.

This was my second ‘Harpoon’ whom I had to give away to fox hunters when foxhounds were (stupidly) banned by the ‘government’ of Victoria in 2005. The Government alleged that these hounds would attack deer or other game, but my beloved hounds never laid a glove on anyone or any thing. He had gotten a bit fat from his enforced retirement here. On a single hunt he could run himself from this condition to looking more like a greyhound in shape – and might have covered 70-150 kilometres in a day. (On the flat he could do 40kph for a sustained period). I had often covered 30 myself chasing after him – I could take some short-cuts; he had perforce to follow wherever the deer led!

This is he in the dog pens on the day he left me forever, a very sad day for me as three generations of Joneses had hunted with hounds in Oz (four, counting my kids) – but no more! – strangely I do not have a (decent) photo of a single hound in the forest in all that time, or more than a handful of blurry photos of my actual hunting.

It was all much more about ‘doing’ than anything else – and pictures were very expensive. I mostly have to rely on memory alone to conjure up images of those faraway days. He would be long ago dust now, but what a magnificent hound he was – and so too the first Harpoon. I hope he has descendants somewhere,  and that they still get to hunt something.

A Flourbag Stag 1990 – another wet day by the look of the raincoat, the waterproof hat and the sodden woolen trous. I often used to hunt it by myself back then sometimes taking a deer bailed in the Thomson at sunset, perhaps below Bruntons. After the 2008 fire there was a huge pile of the poor beasts boiled alive in a hole just below the Flourbag Bridge not quite being able to make the refuge of the deeper water of the river in time before the awful flames consumed them. Poor forest management is such a dreadful thing.

This chap I put up just by myself. He was on the other side of this overgrown track which I was running along towards the hunt. He foolishly decided to cross it just as I came around the corner. The old SMLE or Mauser (I forget which) spoke, and stopped him in his tracks. There are lots of folks think you have to own some expensive gun, but there is no better gun than these old WW1 weapons that you can have for a song (just A$100 or so) – and they are indestructible! They were the only ones I owned until my wonderful wife gifted me a new gun for my 50th birthday in 1999! A Browning Lightning.

A Deep Creek Stag 1990. You can see I wore heavy wool clothes back then. I recall I had to wear yet another layer in the 80’s and warmer socks too – it was much, much colder back then, though it was warmer still than it is today earlier on than that. Weather is changeable.

A Ross Creek Stag also 1990 – I must have afforded a roll of film for the camera that year. Times were often that tight! This stag was so large bodied that it needed the two of us to roll him over to gut him – even on that steep slope. He probably weighed well over half a tonne!

Frankly I loved wet day hunting. Everything seems slowed and quieted by the prevailing dampness. Usually there was no-one else about. Most folks think they will dissolve. Once you find a deer, it is easy to follow his tracks in the moist earth. Though the echoing voices of the hounds are somewhat muffled too, the sound is controlled by the rain; everything seems to move more slowly yet you can keep up better as you don’t overheat so much. There has never been rain wear made which will not soak you to the skin while pushing as hard as you can go through wet bush in a deluge.

Remember too that I always did this in winter in the mountains where the temperature was never much above freezing. Moving along a ridge or walking up a creek where the vegetation was thinner would enable your body heat to dry you out somewhat, then you would be ploughing through the thick stuff again trying to get to a bail-up or to cut off a deer eg heading for a saddle, and you would soon be soaked with ice-cold water again.

Maybe you can imagine me thundering around this rock pile, slipping and sliding.

And then splashing on upstream hoping to get to a bail-up, or forcing my way through that thick wet stuff to the side of the creek?

Of course I would often also fall over in a creek when I was hurrying up or down it, my feet slipping on wet rocks (some boots are better/worse for this, mostly worse) and over I would go, often completely under the water.

Yet I was young(er) and fat enough I never felt cold till the end of the day when I stopped.  And of course I always wore wool which insulates you well even when it is wet. Then I was back at my truck and had a dry change of clothes and (soon) a warm fire (you really must learn to light a fire in the wet) and a cook-up of sausages and onions on bread (with sauce of course) and potatoes roasted in the coals smothered in fresh butter. What a delicious repast.

A couple of stubbies of beer never hurt either! In recent years I swapped to overproof rum – when hiking at least, as my toddy at day’s end. Now I am completely tea total, which at least lightens your pack substantially on a multi-day hike – in my case by more than a kilo! The penalties one has to pay to be ‘the ultralight hiker’!

And of course I always had a shelter such as the one below to keep me dry while I ate my evening meal and maybe waited for a few last hounds to come in – or often enough I would sleep in the shelter and hunt again the next day – rain or shine. I do so miss those days, but I am enormously glad I had them. I am greedy for such pleasures – thirty years or more was not enough! I have had another dozen years hunting without the hounds now – and they have brought me many pleasures.

Here is one of my old mates Brett Irving enjoying a couple of cans of VB as he shelters from the rain before a cheery fire on the Tambo years ago (c2000). A couple of blokes can easily sleep dry and cosy under such a simple shelter – you might drop the height a bit for sleeping to create more horizontal room. This height is for standing or sitting. This tarp probably cost me less than $A10 and was used for decades and is most likely still hiding in a corner of my shed even now! Well I know exactly where actually.

Brett had to go home to his wife but I had a couple more wet days of it to myself which was grand! The river flooded and neither deer nor hounds could cross, yet I was out all day every day sloshing through it, and loving it. I don’t remember whether I took a deer or not, but it doesn’t matter.Being out in the wet bush enjoying yourself while all the world is at work (and thankfully somewhere else) is just delightful!

Actually I recall I did take a deer, a small doe on the third day, small enough to carry out whole, rigged like a backpack (I was younger then). They have mysteriously closed most of this splendid area to hunting now (hounds anyway). I don’t know who is supposed to manage the very numerous deer there in this case. On one of the days walking up a side gully I put up a mob of over ten of them. There would be more than that now!

Oh, here are two of my favourite old hounds: Poono (Triclour) and Belle her mother a Bloodhound-Foxhound cross – no better bitch was ever whelped. In Jacob’s Creek in 1996.

There was a time (as you can see) when Della and I (at least) wore ponchos. Here we were in 2008 just after the fires walking along the Moroka (to have a good look at the fishing in the Gorge, apparently) These ponchos don’t look the height of sartorial elegance do they, but this was a sub-zero day even though it was February? It was so hot at home we were looking for somewhere cool to go, but not that cool.

The thermometer on Stephen’s truck read -6C when we started hiking. I own I was all for heading home (Della gets cold) but Stephen was all for forging on, so we did. We walked all day in the rain and camped that night somewhere by the Moroka. It was cold enough to freeze the water in your drinking bottle if you left it outside! Some of us did.

All day I had been being chyacked for collecting small bits of dry kindling along the way into a shopping bag I happened to have in the back pocket of my pack. Sometimes I would find a handful of dry leaves or twigs inside a hollow log, or some small dry twigs under an overhang, or s strip of the dry inner bark of a stringybark on the lea side of the tree – and so on. By day’s end I had the beginnings of a fire – and Stephen did not. The Cleavers, needless to say had to warm themselves by our fire!

Mind you Stephen did catch a fish – something he was brilliant at. Here is one of my last photographs of him doing the same on the Tyers River in 2009. I can’t believe it is eight years since I last talked to him. Carpe that old diem little ones. Tempus Fugit.

The home made ponchos kept Della and I perfectly dry whilst the Cleavers’ much more expensive (bought & guaranteed) rain coats had them wet to the skin by the end of the day – and cold. You do get more air flow in a poncho, particularly one that your pack thrusts up like this to make you look more like a pregnant camel! Nonetheless their roof-like structure has plenty of air under it so that you don’ t drown in that dreadful humidity we ran into that day, and this other day (below) on the South Coast Track, Fiordland New Zealand.

Della is still smiling through it as is her wont: she is a trooper.

But mind you we were all much more comfortable back in the lovely shelter of the Moroka Hut.

I walked to the Wilsons Prom Lighthouse with the Cleavers in 2006. They had even worse raincoats then…

I had this small ultralight home made poncho. They both laughed at it when I put it on as it began to shower as we were coming down onto Little Waterloo Beach – as good a beach as anything they have anywhere in Qld, or anywhere in the world for that matter. By the time we had walked back up to the Telegraph Track (maybe two km) such an icy rain had fallen that they were both soaked to the skin and were starting to suffer from hypothermia. The top half of my body was perfectly warm and dry in my ‘ridiculous’ poncho (though my hands were very cold). We retired to the tea trees at the intersection and I brewed a cuppa for us all and rifled through my back pack for dry clothes and emergency ponchos for them for the walk out. Though I am ‘the ultralight hiker’ I always have just a little too much gear ‘just in case’. It never pays to be ‘dead right’.

This is my new ‘pocket poncho tent’. It too looks bloody awful compared to a tailored fit of a $500 raincoat which will nonetheless not keep you dry in those awful humid conditions. This poncho weighs 185 grams and doubles as a tent. I am going (soon) to make a slightly ‘stretched’ model of this which will sleep us both. The second person’s poncho will make a more than adequate tent floor – so that two can be perfectly cosy in the most terrific rain!

Here we were on the South Coast Track Fiordland New Zealand 2016 on the last day (or eight) coming out from the Port Craig Schoolhouse. The day  turned very wet, humid and cold. Della is still smiling bravely here as she admires this swollen stream but by the time we reached the relative shelter of this bach’s woodshed for a lunch stop she was pretty wet and cold. Lunch and a cuppa cheered her, but she put all her layers on for the afternoon’s walk out to our car – and a hot meal and a bottle of champagne (for her) at the Hotel in Tuatapere.

It was so humid in the woodshed that my waterproof camera fogged up so completely I was lucky to be able to snap a photo of her finishing a last apple – yes, an apple at the end of an eight day hike. You will have to read about it here: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2016/04/25/south-coast-track-fiordland-nz-dellas-version/

The benefits of an umbrella are seriously overlooked. I have written many posts about them. My lightest is 86 grams. For anyone hiking tracks or in large open areas they area good option for avoiding getting soaked in a raincoat when humidity really strikes. You can even rig them no hands if you want, as below: http://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/12/14/a-hands-free-umbrella/

There are folks who claim that the humidity will not soak you if he raincoat is tight enough. Now often I put on a bit more weight in training than I would necessarily want to, so last year’s raincoat is pretty well skin tight before I have run off a bit of that condition. I can assure you it is not true. The wicking action does not overcome the humidity but an air space such as an umbrella or a poncho affords certainly does.

See Also:

https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2018/02/23/how-to-have-fun-when-hiking-in-the-rain/